Jokes

[powerrave]

We've been doing ionic bondin in chemistry, and our teacher has the worst jokes...

Teacher: "So Olive Oxygen and Matt Magnesium meet at an atomic bar..."

Me : -_-

Secretly, you actually like them. =]

[Team 9]

the names bond.
ionic bond
taken, not shared

[Jonzu95]

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Maybe a bit too literal?

O.O

ogodno...

[powerrave]

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Maybe a bit too literal?

eeew 9gag

The part where you seems to find the site 9gag gross and the horny horse not, I find that to be disturbing.
I got nothing against 9gag. I don't go there myself, but always get links which do make me lol. I mostly visit Cheezburger.

[powerrave]

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Maybe a bit too literal?

eeew 9gag

The part where you seems to find the site 9gag gross and the horny horse not, I find that to be disturbing.
I got nothing against 9gag. I don't go there myself, but always get links which do make me lol. I mostly visit Cheezburger.

I just dislike 9gag (I'm a redditor).

Oh you're one of those idiots for who it is too hard to be able to like more than 1 site that does the same thing. Logic, you don't have it.

[powerrave]

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Maybe a bit too literal?

eeew 9gag

The part where you seems to find the site 9gag gross and the horny horse not, I find that to be disturbing.
I got nothing against 9gag. I don't go there myself, but always get links which do make me lol. I mostly visit Cheezburger.

I just dislike 9gag (I'm a redditor).

Oh you're one of those idiots for who it is too hard to be able to like more than 1 site that does the same thing. Logic, you don't have it.

It takes many things from reddit.

And it's the same the other way around and that also counts for Cheezburger, blah blah blah. Learn to enjoy funnies instead of crying about them just because they were put up on a different site.

[Natef]

I prefer reddit's stuff, anyway.

[freeziez]

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[Resetti's Replicas]

The following is a joke that you wont get unless you watch Breaking Bad:

[HurricaneAndrew]

I prefer reddit's stuff, anyway.

There is nothing on the internet that is original... Especially after it is posted on Reddit, 9gag, 4chan, etc. Once it is posted anywhere online, you lose any ownership you may have had. It will be saved and reuploaded elsewhere, copied, emulated or otherwise recreated.

How do you know that this picture wasn't on Reddit first? All it would have taken was to save the picture from  Reddit, and reupload it to 9gag.

In short... Just because you saw a picture on one site before you saw it on another, doesn't mean the first site was it's origin. Get over it.

[powerrave]

I prefer reddit's stuff, anyway.

There is nothing on the internet that is original... Especially after it is posted on Reddit, 9gag, 4chan, etc. Once it is posted anywhere online, you lose any ownership you may have had. It will be saved and reuploaded elsewhere, copied, emulated or otherwise recreated.

How do you know that this picture wasn't on Reddit first? All it would have taken was to save the picture from  Reddit, and reupload it to 9gag.

In short... Just because you saw a picture on one site before you saw it on another, doesn't mean the first site was it's origin. Get over it.

True. I have been brainwashed by reddit's anti 9gag crusade :)

I'll be so mature to call that the Retard Crusade.

I just go to Cheezburger because it also has Failblog.. Plus that when I'm done there, I wasted so much time that I just want to do something else, like watching anime or playing games.

[Badger]

Memecenter, anyone?

No?

[ACAMS]

Some old signs, some new signs but all  funny!!!!!
Sign over a  Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your  cervix."
**************************
In a  Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all  heels."
**************************
On  a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on  Wheels
  **************************
At a  Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your  visit, please back in. "
**************************
On a  Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your  husband fixed."
**************************
On  another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a  drip. Call your plumber."
**************************
On a Church's Bill  board:
"7 days without God  makes one weak."
**************************
At a Tire Shop in  Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your  next blowout."
************************** 
At a Towing  company:
"We don't charge an arm  and a leg. We want tows.."
**************************
On an  Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your  shorts.."
**************************
In a Nonsmoking  Area:
"If we see smoke, we  will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
************************** 
On a  Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push.  Push."
**************************
At  an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what  you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************
On a Taxidermist's  window:
We really know our  stuff."
**************************
On a  Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!"
**************************
At a Car  Dealership:
"The best way to get  back on your feet? - Miss a car payment."
**************************
Outside a Muffler  Shop:
"No appointment  necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************
In a  Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5  minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************
At  the Electric Company:
"We would be  delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you  don't, you will be."
**************************
In a Restaurant  window:
"Don't stand there and  be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
**************************
In the  front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll  wait."
**************************
At a Propane Filling  Station:
"Thank heaven for little  grills."
**************************
And  don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR  SHOP:
"Best place in town  to take a leak."
**********************
Sign on the back of  another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This  Truck is full of Political Promises"

[Jonzu95]

boo

[Philippa]

Some old signs, some new signs but all  funny!!!!!
Sign over a  Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your  cervix."
**************************
In a  Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all  heels."
**************************
On  a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on  Wheels
  **************************
At a  Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your  visit, please back in. "
**************************
On a  Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your  husband fixed."
**************************
On  another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a  drip. Call your plumber."
**************************
On a Church's Bill  board:
"7 days without God  makes one weak."
**************************
At a Tire Shop in  Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your  next blowout."
************************** 
At a Towing  company:
"We don't charge an arm  and a leg. We want tows.."
**************************
On an  Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your  shorts.."
**************************
In a Nonsmoking  Area:
"If we see smoke, we  will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
************************** 
On a  Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push.  Push."
**************************
At  an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what  you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************
On a Taxidermist's  window:
We really know our  stuff."
**************************
On a  Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!"
**************************
At a Car  Dealership:
"The best way to get  back on your feet? - Miss a car payment."
**************************
Outside a Muffler  Shop:
"No appointment  necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************
In a  Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5  minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************
At  the Electric Company:
"We would be  delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you  don't, you will be."
**************************
In a Restaurant  window:
"Don't stand there and  be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
**************************
In the  front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll  wait."
**************************
At a Propane Filling  Station:
"Thank heaven for little  grills."
**************************
And  don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR  SHOP:
"Best place in town  to take a leak."
**********************
Sign on the back of  another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This  Truck is full of Political Promises"

[HurricaneAndrew]

I actually found it humorous... You guys are just idiots.

[GoldenFox93]

Aye, I found some of them rather good, too  =P
And on the topic of signs-

[freeziez]

On a Church's Bill  board:
"7 days without God  makes one weak."

that's what it says on a methodist church near my house :O

[Natef]

I actually found it humorous... You guys are just idiots.

So did I.

[NFX]

On the subject of signs, I imagine ACAMS will have this in his front yard.