Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211352 times)

Philippa · « **Reply #4740 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:44:30 AM »

I'm not sure where I heard this but I think that someones last words were "I told you I wasn't feeling well."

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4741 on:** March 30, 2012, 06:18:09 AM »

Best last words: The gold is hidden in- ughhhh....

RammingSpeed · « **Reply #4742 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:05:16 PM »

We have a nice, open field near where I live, surrounded by trees and farmland (and a road behind the trees, but hey).
It's nice, and the gypsies agree with me....

SKBT · « **Reply #4743 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:36:27 PM »

RammingSpeed · « **Reply #4744 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:38:37 PM »

Give that man a knighthood.

NFX · « **Reply #4745 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:49:30 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on March 30, 2012, 01:36:27 PM

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This may be the best thing I've seen in a while. =D

Philippa · « **Reply #4746 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:19:27 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on March 30, 2012, 01:36:27 PM

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This man deserves an award. Best thing I've seen all day.

Wacky Bob · « **Reply #4747 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:03:30 PM »

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4748 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:05:06 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on March 30, 2012, 01:36:27 PM

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I suggest this guy consult a dictionary for the meaning and use of the term "forecast".

Should simply be "Weather Stone".

Other than this simple technicality, it is quite amusing.

Fracture · « **Reply #4749 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:10:06 PM »

Quote from: Wacky Bob on March 30, 2012, 03:03:30 PM

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This is new to you? Why is it even in the Jokes thread? xD

There's also MTWTFSS.

Philippa · « **Reply #4750 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:56:16 PM »

Quote from: Wacky Bob on March 30, 2012, 03:03:30 PM

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This new to you?

Naryar · « **Reply #4751 on:** March 31, 2012, 03:06:11 PM »

I would just like to post a hilarious short animated film, though I feel sorry for the guy. Great animation and music certainly helps.

The Saga of Bjorn is about an old Norse warrior, seeking a glorious death in battle to reach Valhalla. Too bad fate has other plans for him.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4752 on:** March 31, 2012, 05:36:56 PM »

2 men walk into a bar

the third one ducks

[booing_audience.ogg]

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4753 on:** April 02, 2012, 01:11:36 PM »

Now with 20% less unintentional racism!

NFX · « **Reply #4754 on:** April 02, 2012, 01:17:37 PM »

Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on March 31, 2012, 05:36:56 PM

2 men walk into a bar

the third one ducks

[booing_audience.ogg]

What kind of horrible man walks into some ducks?

Gazea2 · « **Reply #4755 on:** April 02, 2012, 01:37:51 PM »

Badnik96 · « **Reply #4756 on:** April 02, 2012, 02:51:04 PM »

lol more periodic table humor

NFX · « **Reply #4757 on:** April 02, 2012, 02:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Gazea2 on April 02, 2012, 01:37:51 PM

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Chemistry humour is awesome.

powerrave · « **Reply #4758 on:** April 02, 2012, 02:59:42 PM »

Maybe a bit too literal?

Badger · « **Reply #4759 on:** April 02, 2012, 03:22:25 PM »

We've been doing ionic bondin in chemistry, and our teacher has the worst jokes...

Teacher: "So Olive Oxygen and Matt Magnesium meet at an atomic bar..."

Me : -_-