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Offline Natef

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4720 on: March 24, 2012, 02:04:25 PM »
Makes sense.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4721 on: March 24, 2012, 02:33:42 PM »
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on March 24, 2012, 02:02:47 PM
Quote from: Natef on March 24, 2012, 02:01:01 PM
I don't get it, Jonzu.
It's Ainsley Harriott- he's a TV chef who has a thing for peppers.
and he is Famous meme in Ylilauta. :gawe:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4722 on: March 24, 2012, 03:10:37 PM »
Double post.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4723 on: March 25, 2012, 10:23:54 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4724 on: March 26, 2012, 07:55:38 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4725 on: March 26, 2012, 08:07:38 AM »
A song for Jonzu-

:coolface
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4726 on: March 26, 2012, 10:15:13 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4727 on: March 26, 2012, 11:22:38 AM »
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on March 26, 2012, 08:07:38 AM
A song for Jonzu-

:coolface
what is this i don't even...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4728 on: March 26, 2012, 02:16:21 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

Offline Jonzu95

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4729 on: March 29, 2012, 06:57:35 AM »

This must be ACAMS...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4730 on: March 29, 2012, 10:14:16 AM »
No, he'd be in a ghost costume.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4731 on: March 29, 2012, 10:57:53 AM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on March 26, 2012, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: Team 9 on March 26, 2012, 11:22:38 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on March 26, 2012, 08:07:38 AM
A song for Jonzu-

:coolface
what is this i don't even...
but couldn't that be applied to any tom, dick or harry on this site?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4732 on: March 29, 2012, 11:06:54 AM »
I don't think there are any members called Harry. =P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4733 on: March 29, 2012, 11:07:54 AM »
Or Dick - for their sakes.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4734 on: March 29, 2012, 11:12:33 AM »
Quote from: NFX on March 29, 2012, 11:06:54 AM
I don't think there are any members called Harry. =P
haz? :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4735 on: March 29, 2012, 11:58:10 AM »
my reply was a stealth pun, think about it, what was i replying to?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4736 on: March 29, 2012, 02:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Team 9 on March 29, 2012, 10:57:53 AM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on March 26, 2012, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: Team 9 on March 26, 2012, 11:22:38 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on March 26, 2012, 08:07:38 AM
A song for Jonzu-

:coolface
what is this i don't even...
but couldn't that be applied to any tom, dick or harry on this site?
how about a member called harry dick
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4737 on: March 29, 2012, 02:25:02 PM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on March 29, 2012, 02:23:22 PM
Quote from: Team 9 on March 29, 2012, 10:57:53 AM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on March 26, 2012, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: Team 9 on March 26, 2012, 11:22:38 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on March 26, 2012, 08:07:38 AM
A song for Jonzu-

:coolface
what is this i don't even...
but couldn't that be applied to any tom, dick or harry on this site?
how about a member called harry dick

Or Richard Cranium?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4738 on: March 29, 2012, 06:05:37 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4739 on: March 29, 2012, 06:23:23 PM »
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