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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4680 on: February 25, 2012, 02:45:04 PM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4681 on: February 25, 2012, 02:47:00 PM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4682 on: February 25, 2012, 02:48:15 PM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

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Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4683 on: February 25, 2012, 02:50:45 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4684 on: February 25, 2012, 02:51:15 PM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

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Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Stop being literal. It's just a joke.  :mrgreen:

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4685 on: February 25, 2012, 02:55:05 PM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

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Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Stop being literal. It's just a joke.  :mrgreen:

I know, but I decided to be pedantic as Hydro posted the 'NO' rageface (could be taken to imply that he is disagreeing with it).
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4686 on: February 25, 2012, 05:50:44 PM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

(Image removed from quote.)

Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Stop being literal. It's just a joke.  :mrgreen:

I know, but I decided to be pedantic as Hydro posted the 'NO' rageface (could be taken to imply that he is disagreeing with it).

It was because of the bad pun.
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4687 on: February 26, 2012, 03:56:01 AM »
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?

(Image removed from quote.)

Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Stop being literal. It's just a joke.  :mrgreen:

I know, but I decided to be pedantic as Hydro posted the 'NO' rageface (could be taken to imply that he is disagreeing with it).

It was because of the bad pun.

I know, but what you did could imply two things.

1. Terrible pun
2. Disagreeing with the statement itself

I decided to take it as the second one and write a pedantic sentence.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4688 on: February 26, 2012, 04:11:14 AM »
Wanna hear a joke?

Hasbro.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4689 on: February 26, 2012, 04:42:57 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4690 on: February 26, 2012, 02:41:41 PM »
Wanna hear a joke?

Hasbro.
Very true.

Hasbro helped make transformers, so not really.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4691 on: February 26, 2012, 02:43:21 PM »
Wanna hear a joke?

Hasbro.
HAHAHAHAHA HE STILL SHOPS IN THE TOY SECTION OF FINNISH WALMART
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4692 on: February 26, 2012, 03:37:41 PM »
.... i don't think walmart operates in europe

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4693 on: February 26, 2012, 03:59:46 PM »
.... i don't think walmart operates in europe
It does in the UK under the name "ASDA". What it stands for, I've got no idea.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4694 on: February 26, 2012, 05:17:27 PM »
Hasbro was bought out by Infogrames... Which developed our beloved RA2.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4695 on: February 26, 2012, 05:56:01 PM »
Wanna hear a joke?

Hasbro.


On the one hand they did bring Zoids to America.  On the other, they discontinued them.  So I'm not sure how to feel.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4696 on: March 11, 2012, 04:34:20 AM »
Finnish Goverment... (Pic Found from Ylilauta)


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4697 on: March 11, 2012, 04:38:35 AM »
With gandalf there, no chance any motion is going to pass...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4698 on: March 11, 2012, 10:27:08 AM »
why is there simpsons porn in there i dont even
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4699 on: March 11, 2012, 10:37:43 AM »
why is there simpsons porn in there i dont even

That isn't really porn. What is porn is the girl with white hair on the second table from the front on the right hand side (look at the larger version to see what I am talking about).

Edit: Oh wait, I see that both are, I didn't notice it the first time.
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.