Author Topic: Jokes (Read 221833 times)

Philippa · « **Reply #4480 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on December 02, 2011, 03:45:09 PM

Now for the lame jokes.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

and then proceeds to have a

"WHACK !"
at the party

Zzz...

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4481 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:50:34 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 02, 2011, 03:46:58 PM

Quote from: Naryar on December 02, 2011, 03:45:09 PM
Now for the lame jokes.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

and then proceeds to have a

"WHACK !"
at the party

Zzz...

get it because people whack seals when they're clubbing them

also

Philippa · « **Reply #4482 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:52:28 PM »

Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on December 02, 2011, 03:50:34 PM

that's snoop dogg

I gathered.

powerrave · « **Reply #4483 on:** December 02, 2011, 04:11:28 PM »

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #4484 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:46:15 AM »

Autocorrect saves the day again!

Naryar · « **Reply #4485 on:** December 06, 2011, 03:51:27 AM »

most awesome autocorrect ever

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4486 on:** December 06, 2011, 05:21:27 AM »

Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on December 01, 2011, 03:07:53 PM

Quote from: Naryar on December 01, 2011, 08:09:42 AM
Also what the **** is diamond poisoning ?
I don't know, probably something they made up.
It IS a bedtime story, mind you.

also;
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ty4er · « **Reply #4487 on:** December 06, 2011, 09:42:26 AM »

not as good but still made me laugh :P

Naryar · « **Reply #4488 on:** December 07, 2011, 01:24:08 AM »

i thought that vid was just both random and hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x63mGnfHSbA&feature=related#

Solving the first level of Super Mario 1, Bison-style.

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4489 on:** December 07, 2011, 01:53:33 PM »

Meh.

Have you had an accident in the last three years? At work or at home? That wasn't your fault?

Yeah, she's two in May.

Sage · « **Reply #4490 on:** December 07, 2011, 10:05:38 PM »

i feel like most of these autocorrects are faked

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4491 on:** December 08, 2011, 02:13:47 AM »

Quote from: Sage on December 07, 2011, 10:05:38 PM

i feel like most of these autocorrects are faked

This.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #4492 on:** December 08, 2011, 04:29:50 AM »

Auto correct is pretty easy to disable.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4493 on:** December 08, 2011, 03:23:22 PM »

woo page 300

and now for some sarcasm from some guy (or at least I HOPE it's sarcasm)

Naryar · « **Reply #4494 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:52:18 PM »

It's either sarcasm, either called a "chubby chaser" (like 123stw)

SKBT · « **Reply #4495 on:** December 09, 2011, 06:39:54 AM »

Want to hear a joke about an airplane?

...

On second thought... Nevermind, it will just go over your head...

Doomkiller · « **Reply #4496 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:53:35 PM »

*epic facepalm*

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4497 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:55:13 PM »

what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4498 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on December 09, 2011, 07:55:13 PM

what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How to paint roof red?

Throw a baby into roof ventilator.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4499 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:55:58 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on December 09, 2011, 08:12:02 PM

Quote from: Enigma on December 09, 2011, 07:55:13 PM
what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How to paint roof red?

Throw a dead baby into roof ventilator.

FTFY