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Offline powerrave

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4420 on: September 30, 2011, 03:26:09 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4421 on: October 13, 2011, 06:08:52 PM »



Sometimes my school's IT department is awesome...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4422 on: October 13, 2011, 06:24:02 PM »
Wanna hear a joke?

Women's rights. :coolface
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4423 on: October 13, 2011, 06:27:18 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4424 on: October 20, 2011, 06:04:09 PM »



My math teacher is awesome
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4425 on: October 21, 2011, 06:01:01 AM »
Lol now that really IS awesome.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4426 on: October 22, 2011, 11:36:39 AM »
If only kamehameha was affected by gravity...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4427 on: October 22, 2011, 11:59:28 AM »
lol, I wish my math teacher was that awesome.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4428 on: November 05, 2011, 07:31:11 AM »
Did you think I would stay away from this thread? You tought wrong!


Do it yourself iPhone


Hmmm... yes let us expand it...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4429 on: November 05, 2011, 09:30:49 AM »
Zippcast is a total joke
« Last Edit: November 05, 2011, 10:04:13 PM by Mr. AwesumSauce »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4430 on: November 05, 2011, 10:04:37 AM »
Quote from: somestrangeguy on November 05, 2011, 07:31:11 AM
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Hmmm... yes let us expand it...

At first i was "wait i don't get it" then I LOLed.

Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4431 on: November 06, 2011, 09:34:52 AM »
[unfunny joke] Whats long and black? The unemployment line [/unfunny joke]
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4432 on: November 06, 2011, 09:41:32 AM »
Quote from: Skiitzzox220 on November 06, 2011, 09:34:52 AM
[unfunny joke] Whats long and black? The unemployment line [/unfunny joke]

That was actually really funny.

Also:



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4433 on: November 08, 2011, 09:08:40 AM »
Quote from: Skiitzzox220 on November 06, 2011, 09:34:52 AM
[unfunny joke] Whats long and black? The unemployment line [/unfunny joke]


Quote from: freeziez on November 06, 2011, 09:41:32 AM
Also:

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Quote from: Naryar on November 05, 2011, 10:04:37 AM
Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]


You guys are kind of proving his point...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4434 on: November 08, 2011, 09:43:55 AM »


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4435 on: November 08, 2011, 09:44:40 AM »
Hey, good to see you back around here SSG  :beer:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4436 on: November 08, 2011, 09:58:09 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4437 on: November 11, 2011, 06:58:58 AM »

Alittle typo in the title there it says:
A large steroid passed the earth
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4438 on: November 11, 2011, 09:03:33 AM »
Quote from: Urjak on November 08, 2011, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: Naryar on November 05, 2011, 10:04:37 AM
Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]


You guys are kind of proving his point...

The point of this thread is to post jokes, whether you guys find them funny or not.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4439 on: November 11, 2011, 03:19:27 PM »
Quote from: somestrangeguy on November 08, 2011, 09:43:55 AM
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I just can put my head, or the screen of my computer, upside down.

Quote from: freeziez on November 11, 2011, 09:03:33 AM
Quote from: Urjak on November 08, 2011, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: Naryar on November 05, 2011, 10:04:37 AM
Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]


You guys are kind of proving his point...

The point of this thread is to post jokes, whether you guys find them funny or not.

Then why aren't you posting some, but BAWWWWWing pointlessly ?



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