Author Topic: Jokes (Read 230021 times)

roboman2444 · « **Reply #800 on:** May 13, 2009, 03:13:33 PM »

:vista:lol

Sage · « **Reply #801 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:50:40 PM »

Someone explain to me what's wrong with Vista please? I've never had any trouble with mine at all.

Hydro · « **Reply #802 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:20:58 PM »

me thinks its a stereotype. personaly, i prefer xp.

ACAMS · « **Reply #803 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:30:06 PM »

Max 5 DOES NOT WORK
Photoshop must be updated to CS3
My $271.00 portable scanner DOES NOT WORK
My PCMCIA card for my cellular internet DOES NOT WORK
I arrange my favorites the way I like them and then install a program, and sometimes just update and they go back to alphabetical order....
screen resolution must be changed to 800 x 600 to play most older games...like pocket tanks.
INFACT....EVERY DAMN TIME I WANT TO DO SOMETHING.....CRAPASSVISTA SCREWES IT UP!!!!!
ON AND ON AND ON!!!!

Sage · « **Reply #804 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:36:41 PM »

Photoshop being updated to CS3 shouldn't be a big deal if you have access to youtube. Get a newer version of pocket tanks, cause i don't have to change resolution for mine.

ACAMS · « **Reply #805 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:41:31 PM »

Why should I have to get A NEWER VERSION OF EVERY DAMN THING I HAVE?????
I still can't mod RA2 with crapassvista.

Sage · « **Reply #806 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:49:13 PM »

I can? I don't know what kind of modding you are doing, but everything works out fine for me when i edit .py files, .bot files, .gmf files...

ACAMS · « **Reply #807 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:19:55 PM »

I want to make custom components with Max.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #808 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:20:10 AM »

Quote from: System32;38712

Some people say if you run one of Bill Gates CD's backwords it speaks the words of the devil. That's nothing, if you run it forward it installs Vista.

Epic win, right there. QFT.

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Just got to love this pilot

In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.

I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai . It is too good not to pass along.

The conversation went like this...

Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

Hydro · « **Reply #809 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:31:03 AM »

^^good one :-D

roboman2444 · « **Reply #810 on:** May 14, 2009, 02:05:13 PM »

my friend tried ra2 on vista. does the loading pics but no menu. he now has to play ra2 on his crappy laptop.

look at the pic. it is really true! if you look at the one in the ui it will say "adult supervision is strongly DISCOURAGED"

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #811 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:21:53 AM »

Bash.org is really good for laughs, heres a few:

someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
what fraud?
You haven't heard about it?
no?
You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
omg wtf!
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I want to **** Michelle's brains out with my huge ****ing cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
I'll ****ing KILL YOU! !
Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
Dude you have no ****ing clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] the turno thing? haha you ****ing bastard!!
[Privmsg] hehe his mom's gonna ****ing kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] yeah and then he's gonna come ****ing kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] *phew* spose you have a point

Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, sh**

*** Now talking in #christian
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!kjv numbers 22:21
Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
you don't live in Hope mills do you?

ya, why man?
lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

you mother ****er

haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
What'd he say when he woke up this morning?

uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
holy ****.
i ****ing hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
im ****ing going back to the beach to make sure
if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this

will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep sh**.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
wtf? pete came home last night you ****. Ken's going to be worrying about this sh** all day

haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
****ing ken
ken... that ****er buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
oh ****.
if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)

rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

And some pictures too:

NO DOGS
Fresh fruits
Too tall to post as a picture

Pwnator · « **Reply #812 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:13:57 AM »

Hydro · « **Reply #813 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:18:54 AM »

is that like a kryptic metphore?

Pwnator · « **Reply #814 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:34:06 AM »

Hehe. You didn't get it. :P

Hydro · « **Reply #815 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:39:25 AM »

no i got it. i was just asking "is that like a kryptic metaphore" as in not everyone gets it.

H@zm47 · « **Reply #816 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:27:12 AM »

Errr... it's "cryptic"

Bash.org = WIN :D

Condor33 · « **Reply #817 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:10:17 PM »

Quote from: somestrangeguy;38923

someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language

EPIC. FREAKING. WIN.

Reier · « **Reply #818 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:12:16 PM »

SSG: why the big pics all of a sudden?

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #819 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:19:02 PM »

Its not my fault that they are posted that huge, even if there has been more than a million complaints about people not scaling them down on their forums and in pictures too... but I quess I could make them into links so that they dont strech the page so much.