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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4180 on: July 20, 2011, 01:10:07 PM »
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.

You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to do.
For the first part, the klone aspect of it, that is a problem. The game's been going for eight years, almost, so there's less and less unique designs out there. But they definitely are there, provided you look hard enough.
 
On the second part, you should start out by building something for the rule of cool, which is what I did with Altitude, and through the help fo the forums, that gradually evolved, and eventually became HaleStorm 7, which I feel is one of my best built robots. Build something that you like, and provided that you take on the advice of other members, it'll gradually improve in terms of effectiveness, and you'll improve your building skill as well. =]
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4181 on: July 20, 2011, 01:10:29 PM »
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.
Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
Not many of them.
Nothing I do's ever going to be original *sulks in corner*
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4182 on: July 20, 2011, 01:11:46 PM »
Seriously, I make Valentinian Multitank as a Crawler/Chopperbot hybrid, only to find out it's not original ;_;

and my reaction in itself could be classed as a joke, as well as my building skills ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4183 on: July 20, 2011, 01:13:25 PM »
Dude, Son of Firewhirl is the best bot ever made. We both know that.  :P

No, it is O_0
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4184 on: July 20, 2011, 01:13:38 PM »
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.

You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to do.
For the first part, the klone aspect of it, that is a problem. The game's been going for eight years, almost, so there's less and less unique designs out there. But they definitely are there, provided you look hard enough.
 
On the second part, you should start out by building something for the rule of cool, which is what I did with Altitude, and through the help fo the forums, that gradually evolved, and eventually became HaleStorm 7, which I feel is one of my best built robots. Build something that you like, and provided that you take on the advice of other members, it'll gradually improve in terms of effectiveness, and you'll improve your building skill as well. =]
Perhaps, but I'll bet that when I do find one, someone else posts it first.
 
As for the "Rule of Cool" bots, it's also a bit hard when you have no Photoshop or anything similar to create cool skins with. However, I did notice that it worked with Trial by Fire- maybe I'll get some practice in on that front, then.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4185 on: July 20, 2011, 01:15:27 PM »
Take a look at my showcase. Most of my bots are not skinned at all. Although I'd like to think most are not clones.
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I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4186 on: July 20, 2011, 01:16:55 PM »
Although I'd like to think most are not clones.
Well, yeah- If Flying Monster was anything to go by. Pretty much hammered me in BTTB, by the way.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4187 on: July 20, 2011, 01:18:09 PM »
Although I'd like to think most are not clones.
Well, yeah- If Flying Monster was anything to go by. Pretty much hammered me in BTTB, by the way.
But I got totally pwned by Reier.
Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4188 on: July 20, 2011, 01:19:51 PM »
Not many people think my lightweights bots are clones (or nobody has told me yet :P) so there are still a few that haven't been made. Hybrids have loads of different designs to be made and i highly doubt that all have already been done.

BTTB bots, eh?
I deleted mine of ra2 for the sheer lack of fails :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4189 on: July 20, 2011, 01:28:28 PM »
Although I'd like to think most are not clones.
Well, yeah- If Flying Monster was anything to go by. Pretty much hammered me in BTTB, by the way.
But I got totally pwned by Reier.
And I got totally pwned by Sage before that  :P



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4190 on: July 20, 2011, 01:31:54 PM »
Sage who also beat Reier.
My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4191 on: July 20, 2011, 01:36:00 PM »
Since when has this become the "General Chatter Thread" ?

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General Chatter Thread
« Reply #4192 on: July 20, 2011, 01:37:42 PM »
Since when has this become the "General Chatter Thread" ?
Since right now.  :coolface
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4193 on: July 20, 2011, 01:37:51 PM »
Since when has this become the "General Chatter Thread" ?
Since Tuesday.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4194 on: July 20, 2011, 01:40:29 PM »
Since my Adobe Flash download stopped responding to me ;_;
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4195 on: July 20, 2011, 01:49:47 PM »
Please do not bring up the BBEANS spots issue again.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4196 on: July 20, 2011, 01:52:03 PM »
Well, I did try to post a joke, but it got buried under this discussion. I suggest moving to the General Chatter thread with this.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4197 on: July 20, 2011, 01:54:33 PM »
Please do not bring up the BBEANS spots issue again.
You're a little late, Nate- we stopped discussing that a while ago. Besides, more of a casual mention than anything.



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Re: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4199 on: July 20, 2011, 02:20:26 PM »
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