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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4160 on: July 20, 2011, 12:40:10 PM »
But I like watching GF whine about things. This is almost as good as the time his rep kept dropping....
We are getting way off topic though. Wanna hear a joke? Civil Rights
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4161 on: July 20, 2011, 12:40:53 PM »
hahah ill be honest i used to rep down goldenfox everyday just to see him rage

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4162 on: July 20, 2011, 12:41:39 PM »
hahah ill be honest i used to rep down goldenfox everyday just to see him rage
So it was you all along  XD
 
But I watching GF whine about things.
 
This is almost as good as the time his rep kept dropping....
Engrish much?  :P
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4163 on: July 20, 2011, 12:44:02 PM »
If you keep making references like that, people are gonna catch on... And you try posting on an iPhone.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4164 on: July 20, 2011, 12:44:29 PM »
I am, too.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4165 on: July 20, 2011, 12:44:40 PM »
No, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.
I have on a few occasions-
           
  • Champion of Metal Mayhem (Jonzy's tournament, actually  :P) - MeaCulpa II
  • Runner-up in Tag Team Tussle - Morbid Angel
Klone
     
  • Third Place in Replica Wars (and got the Coolest Robot award) - Cassius II
It's a replica, has nothing to do with actual building quality
     
  • Joint-third in US vs UK - Spitfire
never seen it tbh
     
  • Loser's Bracket Semi-Finalist in BTTB2 - Son of MSHD
Semi-finalist could just be from beating noobs, it was also in the losers bracket so...
     
  • Twice Semi-Finalist in Replica Wars 2 and 3 - Purse and Kronic
Again replicas :P
     
  • Third Place in the Wildcard in BBEANS6 - Mr. Punch
  wildcard? Well anyway it isnt the greatest (but i have seen worse, so don't worry too much :P)
[/list]-are some of the ones I remember off the top of my head.
No offence intended btw :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4166 on: July 20, 2011, 12:52:21 PM »
In all fairness - MM, TTT and BBTB 2 are fair triumphs - I seem to remember him taking down some much more favoured competitors in BTTB 2. However, he wasn't a semifinalist or even quaterfinalist in the tournament.

Also US vs UK was replicas.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4167 on: July 20, 2011, 12:54:38 PM »
One that Jeremy Vine shared on Dave's Carpool:
 
A tourist walks into a bar and begins chatting with a Scotsman. Things are initially going well, however when the Scotsman is asked a question, the man sitting opposite him leans forward and verbally assaults the tourist. The tourists asks the Scotsman another question, and he is met with yet more expletives from the Scotsman's companion. Eventually, the tourist asks "Excuse me, but why does your friend keep yelling at me every time I ask you a question?"
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4168 on: July 20, 2011, 12:54:52 PM »
No, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.
I have on a few occasions-
           
       
  • Champion of Metal Mayhem (Jonzy's tournament, actually  :P) - MeaCulpa II
  • Runner-up in Tag Team Tussle - Morbid Angel
Klone (I'd prefer it if you didn't use that word. It's something on GTM that I particularly hate. And MC2 wasn't as much a copy as it was a design with elements of the three- the only really similar thing to Wedge Tracker was its paintjob)
     
       
  • Third Place in Replica Wars (and got the Coolest Robot award) - Cassius II
It's a replica, has nothing to do with actual building quality (And?)
     
       
  • Joint-third in US vs UK - Spitfire
never seen it tbh (You should have a look- it was quite good)
     
       
  • Loser's Bracket Semi-Finalist in BTTB2 - Son of MSHD
Semi-finalist could just be from beating noobs, it was also in the losers bracket so... (Not necessarily- I remember at least taking out The Ounce in there)
     
       
  • Twice Semi-Finalist in Replica Wars 2 and 3 - Purse and Kronic
Again replicas :P (What is it with you and replicas?)
     
       
  • Third Place in the Wildcard in BBEANS6 - Mr. Punch
wildcard? Well anyway it isnt the greatest (but i have seen worse, so don't worry too much :P) (I realise, but I just felt like mentioning that I was indeed in one BBEANS...or at least I would've been if those n00bs hadn't taken all the places. Particularly Spark's entry- that was awful)

 
-are some of the ones I remember off the top of my head.
No offence intended btw :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4169 on: July 20, 2011, 12:56:06 PM »
In all fairness - MM, TTT and BBTB 2 are fair triumphs - I seem to remember him taking down some much more favoured competitors in BTTB 2. However, he wasn't a semifinalist or even quaterfinalist in the tournament.

Also US vs UK was replicas.
Sorry about that- I didn't remember where I came. All I remember was losing to Yoda with a remake of my own robot in the later stages  :P



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4170 on: July 20, 2011, 12:59:19 PM »
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.

You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4171 on: July 20, 2011, 01:01:18 PM »
Here's a joke for you guys:

Crown Tourney
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4172 on: July 20, 2011, 01:02:24 PM »
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.

You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to do.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4173 on: July 20, 2011, 01:03:33 PM »
At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on.
Order of increasing importance?
Also, why am I in that list? I'm neither AU nor Mod nor Vet.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4174 on: July 20, 2011, 01:04:06 PM »
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.
Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4175 on: July 20, 2011, 01:05:27 PM »
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.
Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
Not many of them.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4176 on: July 20, 2011, 01:07:14 PM »
No, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.
I have on a few occasions-
           
       
  • Champion of Metal Mayhem (Jonzy's tournament, actually  :P) - MeaCulpa II
  • Runner-up in Tag Team Tussle - Morbid Angel
Klone (I'd prefer it if you didn't use that word. It's something on GTM that I particularly hate. And MC2 wasn't as much a copy as it was a design with elements of the three- the only really similar thing to Wedge Tracker was its paintjob)
     
       
  • Third Place in Replica Wars (and got the Coolest Robot award) - Cassius II
It's a replica, has nothing to do with actual building quality (And?)
     
       
  • Joint-third in US vs UK - Spitfire
never seen it tbh (You should have a look- it was quite good)
     
       
  • Loser's Bracket Semi-Finalist in BTTB2 - Son of MSHD
Semi-finalist could just be from beating noobs, it was also in the losers bracket so... (Not necessarily- I remember at least taking out The Ounce in there)
     
       
  • Twice Semi-Finalist in Replica Wars 2 and 3 - Purse and Kronic
Again replicas :P (What is it with you and replicas?)
     
       
  • Third Place in the Wildcard in BBEANS6 - Mr. Punch
wildcard? Well anyway it isnt the greatest (but i have seen worse, so don't worry too much :P) (I realise, but I just felt like mentioning that I was indeed in one BBEANS...or at least I would've been if those n00bs hadn't taken all the places. Particularly Spark's entry- that was awful)

 
-are some of the ones I remember off the top of my head.
No offence intended btw :P
If you actually want help, dont be afraid to ask me us...
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so. Even Hard Bot could probably build a better DSL Shell Spinner than I could.
KLONEKLONEKLONEKLONEKLONEKLONEKLONE
Well i guess KLONEingcopying is somewhere to start.
Replicas are just made to look like something. It sorta throws out effectiveness out the window (however i'm not saying i don't like replicas) and isn't a great way to show off building quality IMO
And you don't have to publicly ask for help :P
You could do it via pm, msn or whatever you want...

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Scourge doing something helpful to ra2
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4177 on: July 20, 2011, 01:07:58 PM »
Order of increasing importance?

No - just recogniseable members of the community.

Also, why am I in that list? I'm neither AU nor Mod nor Vet.

Your point being? You're one of the best builders on the forum these days, and you got there from Son of Firewhirl....

  Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns   out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know   about it.
  From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built   already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting   in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to   do.
 

Generally, community members accept 'cloning' during learning stages.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4178 on: July 20, 2011, 01:08:38 PM »
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.
Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
Not many of them.
Nothing I do's ever going to be original *sulks in corner*
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4179 on: July 20, 2011, 01:09:43 PM »
Also, why am I in that list? I'm neither AU nor Mod nor Vet.

Your point being? You're one of the best builders on the forum these days, and you got there from Son of Firewhirl....

Dude, Son of Firewhirl is the best bot ever made. We both know that.  :P
Better than GK since 2009.
I think SM is a pretty cool guy, eh builds unicycle-bots and doesn't afraid of anything