Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211313 times)

freeziez · « **Reply #4060 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:51:23 PM »

Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on July 14, 2011, 06:50:49 PM

Looks like I got hit with the hammer of ban, I am banned from the new members section. :/

Me too, but I don't understand why.

Badger · « **Reply #4061 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:54:00 PM »

I went on a mad bashing spree of GTG, even though I really have no right, I'm not a forum vet, and then everyone else in the thread got punished. Sorry.

090901 · « **Reply #4062 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:21:53 PM »

God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #4063 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:09:31 PM »

Quote from: 090901 on July 14, 2011, 07:21:53 PM

God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.

Everyone did I think

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #4064 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:15:40 PM »

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on July 14, 2011, 09:09:31 PM

Quote from: 090901 on July 14, 2011, 07:21:53 PM
God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.
Everyone did I think

I didn't. A cute girl from Vancouver just joined and she posted some really saucy photos of herself.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #4065 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:15:52 PM »

Not true. I can still post there.

Now the rest of you stop bitching about it.

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

090901 · « **Reply #4066 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:24:48 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on July 14, 2011, 09:15:40 PM

Quote from: GroudonRobotWars on July 14, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
Quote from: 090901 on July 14, 2011, 07:21:53 PM
God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.
Everyone did I think

I didn't. A cute girl from Vancouver just joined and she posted some really saucy photos of herself.

Yeah, i'm not banned anymore.
and those are some nice pics too.

freeziez · « **Reply #4067 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:46:02 AM »

JoeBlo · « **Reply #4068 on:** July 18, 2011, 07:56:09 AM »

This still makes me smile when I see it

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4069 on:** July 18, 2011, 08:10:19 AM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on July 07, 2011, 11:42:27 AM

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NFX & Naryar?

JoeBlo · « **Reply #4070 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:24:36 AM »

Quote from: JoeBlo on May 06, 2009, 08:31:27 AM

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NFX · « **Reply #4071 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:28:35 AM »

Quote from: JoeBlo on July 18, 2011, 07:56:09 AM

This still makes me smile when I see it

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WATCH OUT FOR THE FLYING RUSSIAN. =D

I remember watching that. The steering wheel came off.

JoeBlo · « **Reply #4072 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:36:33 AM »

Bah.. Steering Wheels are overrated

Hard Bot · « **Reply #4073 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:38:07 AM »

Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.

Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4074 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:42:52 AM »

Quote from: Hard Bot on July 18, 2011, 09:38:07 AM

Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.

Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.

...

...ha.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #4075 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:45:34 AM »

Quote from: Hard Bot on July 18, 2011, 09:38:07 AM

Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.

Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.

Neither of those were funny, the second one made sense but was not funny, and the first one was just plain stupid

JoeBlo · « **Reply #4076 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:51:58 AM »

Quote from: Hard Bot on July 18, 2011, 09:38:07 AM

Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.

Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.

Virus Bomb · « **Reply #4077 on:** July 18, 2011, 10:17:29 AM »

Natef · « **Reply #4078 on:** July 18, 2011, 12:32:20 PM »

What do you call a motorcycle driver?

An organ donor.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #4079 on:** July 18, 2011, 11:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Hard Bot on July 18, 2011, 09:38:07 AM

Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.

Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M&feature=related#ws