Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211510 times)

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #3960 on:** May 12, 2011, 05:18:34 PM »

Get it?

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #3961 on:** May 12, 2011, 05:21:09 PM »

Team Fortress Pooh-

Hydro · « **Reply #3962 on:** May 12, 2011, 09:24:20 PM »

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 12, 2011, 05:18:34 PM

(Image removed from quote.) Get it?

lol@tankman

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3963 on:** May 13, 2011, 07:36:14 PM »

ACAMS · « **Reply #3964 on:** May 13, 2011, 07:52:18 PM »

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster a nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."

I asked her if she wanted dessert.

kill343gs · « **Reply #3965 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:18:46 PM »

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #3966 on:** May 14, 2011, 06:40:30 PM »

Quote from: Hydro on May 12, 2011, 09:24:20 PM

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 12, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
(Image removed from quote.) Get it?

lol@tankman

That one is good. Did you see the car insurense one on the other page. That one is my fav.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3967 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:38:00 PM »

Fracture · « **Reply #3968 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:25:25 PM »

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #3969 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:08:17 PM »

Quote from: Preytor_4 on May 16, 2011, 08:38:00 PM

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I dont get it.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3970 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:09:14 PM »

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 17, 2011, 04:08:17 PM

Quote from: Preytor_4 on May 16, 2011, 08:38:00 PM
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I dont get it.

Did you follow the rules?

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #3971 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »

Quote from: Preytor_4 on May 17, 2011, 04:09:14 PM

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 17, 2011, 04:08:17 PM
Quote from: Preytor_4 on May 16, 2011, 08:38:00 PM
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I dont get it.

Did you follow the rules?

Yeah but whats supposed to happen

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3972 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:11:14 PM »

It's a trollface

<this

Tis famous on teh interwebz

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #3973 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:12:37 PM »

You get to see a trollface on the wall.

It's an inverse-color optical illusion made into a joke through the use of a trollface. The most common one is a "Jesus" one

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #3974 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:16:20 PM »

I know its a troll face but what does the optical illusion do.

Fracture · « **Reply #3975 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:18:03 PM »

Take 10 seconds out of your life and find out. >.>

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #3976 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:18:23 PM »

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 17, 2011, 04:16:20 PM

I know its a troll face but what does the optical illusion do.

Are you not right in the head!? It shows the trollface when you blink at a light colored wall. It gave me a chuckle.

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #3977 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:20:25 PM »

Oh I see now. I thought you meant to blink at the computer

freeziez · « **Reply #3978 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:21:12 PM »

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 17, 2011, 04:16:20 PM

I know its a troll face but what does the optical illusion do.

F-A-Y-L! What's it spell? FAIL!

Fracture · « **Reply #3979 on:** May 17, 2011, 06:00:52 PM »

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on May 17, 2011, 04:20:25 PM

Oh I see now. I thought you meant to blink at the computer

You said you followed the directions, and now you say you didn't?

"Now look at a light coloured wall". It was the second step. Out of four. Is that so easy to miss?