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Offline Madiaba

Re: Jokes
« Reply #3940 on: May 02, 2011, 06:58:54 AM »
How's this one:
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3941 on: May 02, 2011, 07:04:18 AM »
haha

good to see you back too Madiaba.
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3942 on: May 02, 2011, 07:11:29 AM »
How's this one:
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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XD That's a good one
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3943 on: May 02, 2011, 07:12:44 AM »
Welcome back, Mad  :approve:



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3944 on: May 02, 2011, 07:14:47 AM »
How's this one:
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3945 on: May 02, 2011, 07:20:02 AM »
How's this one:
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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Oh no! A Administrator! my forum career is doomed!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3946 on: May 02, 2011, 07:22:33 AM »
How's this one:
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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This poor guy is well known by spilling his guts to multitudes.....
Oh no! A Administrator! my forum career is doomed!
Naw, Mad's alright (though I'm still afraid of him, as I am every admin). He won't ban you for no reason.
He even does his own lobotomies!



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3947 on: May 02, 2011, 08:10:31 AM »
Hey, Mad's back. =) Welcome back, was it moving house you were doing?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3948 on: May 03, 2011, 08:25:36 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3949 on: May 03, 2011, 11:14:54 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3950 on: May 04, 2011, 12:53:44 AM »
That was a good example.

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« Reply #3951 on: May 04, 2011, 07:52:47 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3952 on: May 05, 2011, 12:19:04 PM »
4 Brook moo moo moo moo moo moo how old was the movie food for Louis Missouri man hustle full moon eager for blow blow

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3954 on: May 08, 2011, 01:13:28 PM »
Nyan sh** Rainbow species is a mix of when a Spy,A Nyan Cat have a babie,and the nyan cat sees a sh** brick picture.This is the exact same thing.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3955 on: May 08, 2011, 01:39:17 PM »
Nyan sh** Rainbow species is a mix of when a Spy,A Nyan Cat have a babie,and the nyan cat sees a sh** brick picture.This is the exact same thing.
Do you realise how little sense that makes?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3956 on: May 12, 2011, 02:29:59 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3957 on: May 12, 2011, 04:50:27 PM »
Failbook. =P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3958 on: May 12, 2011, 05:01:25 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3959 on: May 12, 2011, 05:15:40 PM »