Jokes

[GoldenFox93]

Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A:

A good start.

Q: What do you call GoldenFox at the bottom of the ocean?


A:

Dead! 

But not if he's in a Submarine 

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Q: What do you call GoldenFox at the bottom of the ocean?


A:

Dead! 

Not if he's wearing scuba gear

EDIT: KHDKJFHDJKFDHZF ninja'd

[GoldenFox93]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old

[GoldenFox93]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old

Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means   

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old

Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means   

Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)

[Squirrel_Monkey]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old

Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means   

Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)

But not squirrel monkeys!

[GoldenFox93]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old

Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means   

Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)

But not squirrel monkeys!

*Drives a lawnmower at full speed towards S_M*
 
But that's about to change   
 
*Laughs psychotically*

[Jonzu95]

o_o

[GoldenFox93]

o_o

Of course, I'll need the soundtrack for the inevitable shredding that will follow. I think this one will do-

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old

Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means   

Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)

But not squirrel monkeys!

*Drives a lawnmower at full speed towards S_M*
 
But that's about to change   
 
*Laughs psychotically*

Best. Laugh. Ever.

[Scrap Daddy]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

i have heard both of those jokes but with black people instead of lawyers.

[GoldenFox93]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

i have heard both of those jokes but with black people instead of lawyers.

Although I have to say, mine are less might we say, "ACAMS-ian" versions of events. Still, Lawyers are far better ones to sort out in those ways, methinks   

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?

A:

There were skidmarks in front of the dog.

i have heard both of those jokes but with black people instead of lawyers.

Although I have to say, mine are less might we say, "ACAMS-ian" versions of events. Still, Lawyers are far better ones to sort out in those ways, methinks   

Plus, we don't want a certain ST character getting run over now, do we?

Matis: *leans over and points at Umino* Are you BLACK?

[Resetti's Replicas]

Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A:

A good start.

What do you call twice that many lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A:

20,000 Legals Under the Sea

[GoldenFox93]

Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A:

A good start.

What do you call twice that many lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A:

20,000 Legals Under the Sea

[Enigm@]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

That's just....

*dies*

I WON'T LET YOU NEAR WYCLIFFE

[Badger]

*Looks at last page*
What the Fu-
*Goes out of thread*

[Kujii]