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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3860 on: April 13, 2011, 05:59:31 PM »
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?

A:
Wuts a knob.
It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language   :rolleyes:



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3861 on: April 13, 2011, 06:00:18 PM »
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?

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Wuts a knob.
It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language   :rolleyes:
I ain't a yank, I live in injun territory, good sir.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3862 on: April 13, 2011, 06:10:08 PM »
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?

A:
Wuts a knob.
It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language   :rolleyes:
Called ENGLISH for a reason.  ;)
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3863 on: April 13, 2011, 06:11:24 PM »
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?

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Wuts a knob.
It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language   :rolleyes:
Called ENGLISH for a reason.  ;)
Quoted for truth   :cool:



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3864 on: April 13, 2011, 06:13:25 PM »
And this is called AMERICA for a reason.
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3865 on: April 13, 2011, 06:15:52 PM »
And this is called AMERICA for a reason.
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
...
What reason?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3866 on: April 13, 2011, 06:28:03 PM »
And this is called AMERICA for a reason.
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
...
What reason?
You never stated why it's called English, so I didn't state a reason why it's called 'Murica.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3867 on: April 13, 2011, 06:58:36 PM »
And this is called AMERICA for a reason.
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
...
What reason?
You never stated why it's called English, so I didn't state a reason why it's called 'Murica.
Because it was 'made' in England.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3868 on: April 13, 2011, 08:11:13 PM »
Pwn! Save us!

Somestrangeguy! Save us!

Mercy! Bring us back on topic!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3869 on: April 13, 2011, 08:14:37 PM »


PREYING MANTIS TO THE RESCUE!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3870 on: April 14, 2011, 01:00:12 AM »
Jack Daniels... Somestrangeguy has left. Because of the trolls.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3871 on: April 14, 2011, 04:08:20 AM »
Jack Daniels... Somestrangeguy has left. Because of the trolls.

Hmm. Didn't know that. Thanks for letting me know.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3872 on: April 16, 2011, 05:59:23 AM »
What job does big brother have at GTM?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3873 on: April 16, 2011, 06:52:54 AM »
So a man walks into a bar and yells "Ouch!". His fellow patrons look at him strangely for a few seconds before returning to their respective beverages and/or conversations.
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3874 on: April 16, 2011, 06:53:56 AM »
What job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3875 on: April 16, 2011, 07:22:15 AM »
I think the devil is in my account, something just seems wrong, and my post count is locked.

EDIT: for anyone reading this late; my post count was 666 before I went to bed.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3877 on: April 16, 2011, 10:43:33 AM »
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3878 on: April 16, 2011, 10:43:55 AM »
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3879 on: April 16, 2011, 10:45:13 AM »
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

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Q: What do you call GoldenFox at the bottom of the ocean?


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