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SpyGuy · « **Reply #660 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:43:39 PM »

^^-- Spoken like a true redneck ......

The Rat: 47cc NF Cagllari/Daytona

Some of the features:
-No fairings, period
-Custom seat made from 26 gauge sheetmetal, bolted to cut-down office keyboard track
-Dremel wrench killswitch cover
-Altoids can air cleaner
-DuPont spraycan muffler
-Wire mesh between seat and gas tank, also behind side covers
-Volkswagon gas filter
-Gas tank hardmounted to frame
-BMX Mongoose footpegs
-Duct tape on front fork holding down brake cable
-Custom "Street Freeks" logo painted on pullstart cover

Link to photo album:
http://s404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/SpyGuy/The%20Rat/

The Purple Beastie: 47cc HF Cagllari/Daytona

Some of the features:
-Krylon Purple Metalflake with Krylon Crystal Clear overcoat on seat section, fender, pullstart, and windshield
-Windshield mounted "streetfighter style" to handlebars with custom brackets
-Race-ported carburetor with performance air cleaner and velocity stack
-PocketBikesUnlimited (PBU) race pipe
-Custom reed block modification with triple stage reeds
-Aluminum "meathook" footpegs
-Wire mesh behind side panels
-Bell speedometer

Link to album:
http://s404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/SpyGuy/The%20Purple%20Beastie/

The Zombie: 47cc NF Cagllari/Daytona (this was a wrecked bike)

Some of the features:
-BMX handlebars
-Custom footpegs made from original peg hangers, bent aluminum, and large bolts (first version) - "cruiser" footpegs made from aluminum drawer pull track
-Custom seat made from 26 gauge sheetmetal, bolted to cut-down office keyboard track
-Custom air cleaner made from blown piston and X-7 drive gear
-Dust-Off spraycan muffler
-Briggs & Stratton gas filter
-Custom chain guard made from shelf bracket
-Killswitch mounted in right side panel, wire mesh behind panels
-Gas tank hard-mounted to frame using large hose clamp

Link to album:
http://s404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/SpyGuy/The%20Zombie/

My 47cc mini-chopper (currently non-running):

My seriously cluttered workbench (notice I have two bikes and a goped parked on it!)

Better shot of the goped:

My latest acquisition from a farmer's kid who beat the hell out of it (47cc FF Cag/Daytona without the full fairing around the engine and front end, and missing half the rear end)

Madiaba · « **Reply #661 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:12:23 PM »

Well things happen (hope this guy's wearing some protection...):

Didn't make the turn:

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Thanks for the pics, SG. They're worth allot of words...

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ACAMS · « **Reply #662 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:59:42 AM »

Quote from: SpyGuy;31712

I got more bikes in my garage and on my workbench than I know what to do with.

#1 Vote this for "understatement of the century award"

Hydro · « **Reply #663 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:54:21 AM »

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

you may thank the coffee shop/carwash billboard-ish sign thing for those.

Naryar · « **Reply #664 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:08:44 AM »

Am I wrong or...

None of these are funny?

Madiaba · « **Reply #665 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:22:23 AM »

I like your little 'sayings', Hydro.

But I don't get the pics either...if you care to explain...
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Thought this was an interesting pic. Usually it's the person that gets toppled:

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Hydro · « **Reply #666 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:36:35 AM »

redeemer is the most powerful weapon in unreal tournament 2004;
tc-1200 is an easter egg only availible as a cheat or in certin custom maps.

Urjak · « **Reply #667 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:50:47 PM »

Madiaba, your bull picture looks photoshopped due to the lack of the bull's shadow.

Madiaba · « **Reply #668 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:49:32 PM »

Urj: I suspected, but didn't bother to check it out. I just looked superficially, that the shadow has a consistent light source (very angled from the right) for: the stadium shadow, the spectators' faces, the matador, and the bull. The bull's shadow is somewhat blocked at its head because of the dirt flying. So it passed the primal testing.
I don't have PS on my online comp, and I didn't really care to look into that deep anyway. So you may be right, but .....work, writing, family, GUMBA, bbeans?(not going there...hehe),.....

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #669 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:48:11 PM »

SpyGuy · « **Reply #670 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;31864

redeemer is the most powerful weapon in unreal tournament 2004;
tc-1200 is an easter egg only availible as a cheat or in certin custom maps.

Of course, this assumes that anyone who reads your post already plays that game. Me, I've never heard of it ........ although the bowl bike is kinda fun.

Mega: thumbs up on that post!

Hydro · « **Reply #671 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:51:28 AM »

no, not really. i was just explaining of the pictures.

its a pretty fun little first-person shooter set in the future, where bloodsport has been leagalized for 14 years and an annual tournament is fought and a new champion is crowned. kind of like a ra2 team match except there is a score limit and you respawn when you die, as well as you get big guns.

*facepalms*

or you could compare it to halo in multiplayer mode.

Madiaba · « **Reply #672 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:31:53 AM »

Oviously they have Taco Bells in Russia too:

The clothes are ruined, so perhaps Russia should change its Lenin...
Wow, the explosion in the statue was so large it blew it out its brass...
The guy on the ground next to it looks like he stepped in something?
The walking guard looks like he's grinning...
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Perhaps this guy should

Reier · « **Reply #673 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:44:55 AM »

I like that one. This thread needs more clean humor.

System32 · « **Reply #674 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:22:07 AM »

Condor33 · « **Reply #675 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:47:24 PM »

In the style of Hydro's posters:

Those of you who have not played F-Zero will probably not get this.

R1885 · « **Reply #676 on:** April 04, 2009, 04:45:49 PM »

That game is ungodly hard.

Condor33 · « **Reply #677 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:30:11 PM »

Yes. Parts of it contain concentrated hell.

Another one I found today

I think this is going to be my new sig

Naryar · « **Reply #678 on:** April 05, 2009, 05:26:57 AM »

^^ muhahahaha

Anyways not really a true joke but an hilarious encyclopaedia on flame wars:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

Hydro · « **Reply #679 on:** April 06, 2009, 09:59:42 AM »

f-zero or f-zero x?