Author Topic: Jokes (Read 213170 times)

System32 · « **Reply #640 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:21:40 PM »

It's a gun, not a Knife.

Naryar · « **Reply #641 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:30:40 PM »

Thread derailed for the 25th time.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #642 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:12:30 PM »

Quote from: R1885;31559

The joke may come from the fact that the Heavy and the Medic often are seen together. The fact that the Medic is holding a gun sugests that he is a Spy.

I see ............. Okay. Ha ha.

Can we get this thread back on track? It's been derailled more times than a bicycle in the Tour de France .....

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #643 on:** March 23, 2009, 02:41:59 AM »

Speaking of which...

Hydro · « **Reply #644 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:57:59 AM »

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the porch?

Matt

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the pool?

Bob

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bush?

Russel

UT2004 hidden vehicle

System32 · « **Reply #645 on:** March 23, 2009, 11:14:55 AM »

Heh, powered by natural gas. Reminds me of that Urjak's bike that ACAMS posted.

Urjak · « **Reply #646 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:16:16 PM »

I loved that bike!

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #647 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:29:33 PM »

no god dammit the spy have nothing to do with those two pictures. the joke is the medic killing his own teams heavy THE MEDIC NOT THE SPY

Reier · « **Reply #648 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:33:03 PM »

What is Urjee's bike?

Naryar · « **Reply #649 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:41:13 PM »

This.

EDIT: I just derailed the thread...

Reier · « **Reply #650 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:42:05 PM »

Niiice. Why is it Urj's..?

Naryar · « **Reply #651 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:43:44 PM »

Ask ACAMS.

Reier · « **Reply #652 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:01:38 PM »

...I'd rather not...

Urjak · « **Reply #653 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:25:03 PM »

Boy, that brings back memories.

ACAMS · « **Reply #654 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:32:42 PM »

Quote from: Reier;31690

Niiice. Why is it Urj's..?

I had to pick on somebody.....you may be next!

Speaking of bikes.....I finally got mine out of the shop today, after a year plus.......Now I have one more to go and I told him not to drag ass on it like he did the last one.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #655 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:54:14 PM »

I got more bikes in my garage and on my workbench than I know what to do with. Sooner or later (probably later), I'm going to need to build a rack over the front hood of my car just so I can store them all off the floor and out of the way.

ACAMS · « **Reply #656 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:22:42 PM »

Mine are bigger than yours...

I have one like this

And one like this.......BOTH with huge knobby tires.

A guy wants to trade me a Gold Wing for the 600R........and I may do it!

Looks kinda like this...

SpyGuy · « **Reply #657 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:34:27 AM »

Nice rides ............ Yeah, all of mine are illegal on public roads, and one of them (a goped) is even illegal within the city limits of Tucson. Lucky for me, I'm in county ....

Madiaba · « **Reply #658 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:43:19 AM »

ACAMS: Nice. How's the torque on that 600R. I like the original 'power band' of the 2-cycles. I had a 2005 CR 500 Honda, for a while. Nice power, since I'm bigger; but harder to keep wheelies..
Got some good trails down there? The tree huggers are taking them all away up here.

As far as the street goes, had too many close calls there... Lost a couple friends too. I'm staying off-road.

SG: Got pics?

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ACAMS · « **Reply #659 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:00:43 AM »

Mine are off road too.......wonder what a gold wing looks like stripped down to the frame and big ol knobby's