Author Topic: Jokes (Read 212642 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #620 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:53:53 PM »

no, im excentric. i thinks for i, myself, and me only.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #621 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:32:50 AM »

Quote from: Hydro;31316

no, im excentric. i thinks for i, myself, and me only.

Ladies and gentlemen,
The republican party.

Reier · « **Reply #622 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:44:14 AM »

*Ahem*
You got the names switched up.

Naryar · « **Reply #623 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:52:29 PM »

Back to topic please.

Condor33 · « **Reply #624 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:49:36 PM »

Ignore the one on the right

System32 · « **Reply #625 on:** March 19, 2009, 05:58:51 PM »

Woman: "You can't hit women! It's not right!"
Man: "So, woman aren't the same as men?"
Woman: "Yes! Women have all the rights that men do."
Man: "So, women can get hit just the same as men?"
Woman: "No! Woman aren't the same as men."
Man: "So, women aren't the same as men?"
Woman: "Yes! Women are the same as men!"
Man: "So, women can be bit back?"
Woman: "No! Woman aren't the same as men!"
Man: "So, women aren't equal to men?"
Woman: "Yes we are! We have all the same rights as men."
Man: "But, not the right to be hit back?"
Woman: "No! You can't hit us!"
Man: "So. You only want the 'good' equal rights?"
Woman: ".....yes."

Naryar · « **Reply #626 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:03:20 AM »

^^Hahaha !

EDIT:

Can't stop laughing at that one.

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #627 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:55:14 PM »

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #628 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:21:50 PM »

^ Been posted before ^

frezal · « **Reply #629 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:48:24 PM »

Here's a funny one from Mr. Zach Galifianakis:

"Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?"

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #630 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:55:13 PM »

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #631 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:56:13 PM »

SpyGuy · « **Reply #632 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:43:20 AM »

Ummmmmmm .......... yeah. I guess that was funny, Dex ....

frezal · « **Reply #633 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:08:22 AM »

Where's the joke? And why aren't you prancing?

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #634 on:** March 22, 2009, 07:32:37 AM »

Reminds me of Of Mice and Men....

Somebody · « **Reply #635 on:** March 22, 2009, 07:56:19 AM »

Got this off of failblog(dot)com. That site is hilarious.

R1885 · « **Reply #636 on:** March 22, 2009, 10:43:42 AM »

The joke may come from the fact that the Heavy and the Medic often are seen together. The fact that the Medic is holding a gun sugests that he is a Spy.

Condor33 · « **Reply #637 on:** March 22, 2009, 02:34:20 PM »

In which case one must have played TF2 in order to get the joke.

Dexterhunter · « **Reply #638 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:45:07 PM »

Quote from: R1885;31559

The joke may come from the fact that the Heavy and the Medic often are seen together. The fact that the Medic is holding a gun sugests that he is a Spy.

No... the joke is just the medic turned his back on the heavy and killed him

R1885 · « **Reply #639 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:02:30 PM »

Thats the Spy's job is(Back Stab).