Author Topic: Jokes (Read 230572 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #581 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM »

no, i hate democrats. i just do. they screw things up.

Naryar · « **Reply #582 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:53:12 AM »

Quote from: Hydro;30652

no, i hate myself. i just do. i screw things up.

Glad you understood that...

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti;30650

I suspected he was imitating your political views to gain your trust.

Well, same here.

Hydro · « **Reply #583 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:04:03 AM »

Reier · « **Reply #584 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:53:04 AM »

frezal · « **Reply #585 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;30652

no, i hate democrats. i just do. they screw things up.

You don't actually know anything about politics, do you?

Naryar · « **Reply #586 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:37:35 PM »

I bet his parents told him that democrats are trash and he's just repeating the thing.

Somebody · « **Reply #587 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:47:58 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;30652

no, i hate democrats. i just do. they screw things up.

Because Bush was wonderful...

Reier · « **Reply #588 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:52:51 PM »

And Obama is or something?

Naryar · « **Reply #589 on:** March 11, 2009, 04:02:18 PM »

Guys, this is a humoristic thread, not a political one...

System32 · « **Reply #590 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:18:57 PM »

(You can't complain because all religions follow some sort of creation.)

Condor33 · « **Reply #591 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:23:53 PM »

I can, I'm agnostic.

System32 · « **Reply #592 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:38:29 PM »

Yeah but if you do, you can't be, can you?

frezal · « **Reply #593 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:42:02 PM »

Quote from: Reier;30692

And Obama is or something?

The republican party and democratic party are both terrible. Having said that, I believe the current republican party is worse off. They went from being the party of small government and fiscal conservatism, to the bullsh** popularized by Reagan (huge spending, huge government, big military).

Now, Obama has yet to do anything terrible (whether or not his administration is as horrible as the Bush's remains to be seen). His bailout proposal is quite ridiculous (in my mind, we should let the banks/auto industry/whoever fail), but if it gets us out of the hole we're in, it could turn into a good idea (at least until the same sh** happens again). Despite that, he is a fan of science (at least more so than Bush...which isn't really saying much), so this administration has some potential.

ACAMS · « **Reply #594 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:49:42 PM »

Just remember....the government does NOT make any products or goods......they TAKE the money they spend from US!!!! Obongo just past the largest spending bill in history.......WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA PAY IT??????

System32 · « **Reply #595 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:52:47 PM »

Not me. He allowed Stem cell research for crying out loud, that's gotta be good!

frezal · « **Reply #596 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:38:25 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30710

the government does NOT make any products or goods

Better not tell that to the Post Office or public construction crews. They might stop going to work.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #597 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:28:56 PM »

Quote from: System32;30711

Not me. He allowed Stem cell research for crying out loud, that's gotta be good!

Wrong! it's a waste of money (my money!), it promotes the killing of innocent life. and it's not neccessary because scientists have discovered a way to do the same thing with skin cells.
I can't stand being off topic. here's a funny picture.

and another one.

frezal · « **Reply #598 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Meganerdbomb;30722

Wrong! it's a waste of money (my money!), it promotes the killing of innocent life. and it's not neccessary because scientists have discovered a way to do the same thing with skin cells.
I can't stand being off topic. here's a funny picture.

You obviously don't know much about biology.

Now for some vaguely comical photos taken by me:

Looks like Wayne Szalinski got into the tent business.

I saw this in a mall in Moscow, ID. What kind of kid takes their senior pictures with a fake instrument? Sad much?

This was taken at Powell's Book Store at the PDX airport in Portland, OR. No caption could make this placement funnier.

This is posted in one of the men's restrooms at Washington State University in Pullman, WA.

Sage · « **Reply #599 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:01:48 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30710

the government does NOT make any products or goods

ummm. yea. its called goods and services. the government provides many services. (Schools, anyone?)

and they make us pay taxes cause people like ACAMS wouldnt pay for stuff like that. i mean, think about it: who wants to give up their money to help someone else? (besides the really nice people, not many) the government uses taxes to fund the "free" services that we all enjoy. the government protects us from other countries by organizing an army and funding weapon development.

you pay taxes to be part of society, to live in a country with paved roads, protection, and free education through high school.

if you guys think the governement does nothing but take our money, get out of our country. move to africa, for all we care.

our economy is based off goods and services. we pay for the services we cant provide ourselves, and sell our own goods and services so we can pay.
if no one is buying, where does our economy go? downhill. everyone is trying to save up all their money, and more and more people are becoming thrifty.

taxes force us to pay for services, thus, by this reasoning, taxes is what is keeping our economy going. so don't complain. if you think your system is better than the combined minds of thousands of years of ideas, go make your own country.

now for a joke...

only a few seconds, and its hilarious.