Author Topic: Jokes (Read 227996 times)

Sage · « **Reply #560 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:38:39 PM »

Quote from: Somebody;30508

If you tried to fail and succeeded (at failing), which have you done?

you failed at whatever you did, but succeed in trying to fail.

like you could go to a fight (example from forest gump) and fail at the fight, but you tried to fail to impress the girl, and in that respect you succeeded.

you can fail at succeeding and succeed at failing. i dont know why reier's brain exploded.

Reier · « **Reply #561 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:55:22 PM »

*Sizzle*

WhamettNuht · « **Reply #562 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:59:23 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #563 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:02:06 PM »

Obvious Sage is obvious...

@Redline: I don't think an Hindu would go in hell because i think they have no hell.

Also, and i think you guys can guess who's the target of this next sentence, STFU NOOB.

ACAMS · « **Reply #564 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:44:00 PM »

PSALM 2008-2012
FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT .

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES .

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY .

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT .

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY

OF THE BREAD LINE I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY .

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOL LOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM .

FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD ..

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE . BUT I
WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA A TREE .

Reier · « **Reply #565 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:49:20 PM »

Nice. =]

Sage · « **Reply #566 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:55:27 PM »

Quote from: Naryar;30533

Obvious Sage is obvious...

hmm?

frezal · « **Reply #567 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:03:14 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30538

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

No need to shout. At least I wouldn't be shouting if I earned over $250,000.

System32 · « **Reply #568 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:09:20 PM »

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #569 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:21:20 PM »

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/484667
just watch it (its a looping one btw)

System32 · « **Reply #570 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:33:03 PM »

ACAMS · « **Reply #571 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Jeffery;30542

No need to shout. At least I wouldn't be shouting if I earned over $250,000.

That is what he said trying to get elected.......JUST WAIT!

Naryar · « **Reply #572 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:10:03 AM »

Honestly, that narwhal video was unfunny, because made of FAIL and AIDS.

Hydro · « **Reply #573 on:** March 10, 2009, 09:55:22 AM »

that, i believe, is ACAMS best work. very funny.

Naryar · « **Reply #574 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:49:57 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;30570

that, i believe, is ACAMS best work. very funny.

wat

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #575 on:** March 10, 2009, 10:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;30570

that, i believe, is ACAMS best work. very funny.

ACAMS, I need your help with an experiment. Make a post where you say something positive about Obama, and see if this guy suddenly converts to Democrat

ACAMS · « **Reply #576 on:** March 10, 2009, 10:29:12 PM »

You mean Republican? (he already claims to be democrat, but is really a lying muslim terrorist)

Something nice...........uh.......uh
He would look nice with a big hole between his lying eyes......(about as nice as I can get)

Naryar · « **Reply #577 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:19:50 AM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti;30619

ACAMS, I need your help with an experiment. Make a post where you say something positive about Obama, and see if this guy suddenly converts to Democrat

That was a great idea, but ACAMS just couldn't. I understand him though... going against it's nature like that !

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #578 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:15:03 AM »

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #579 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:40:35 AM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30620

You mean Republican? (he already claims to be democrat, but is really a lying muslim terrorist)

Something nice...........uh.......uh
He would look nice with a big hole between his lying eyes......(about as nice as I can get)

GOSHDARNIT! You misunderstood and ruined the joke! I was trying to see if Hydro would convert to Democrat, because I suspected he was imitating your political views to gain your trust.

Oh, and I lost the game.