Author Topic: Jokes  (Read 211415 times)

Offline NFX

  • *
  • Posts: 14035
  • Rep: 11
  • SliSliSliSliSliSliSliSli(0)
    • AwesomeFish921
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: nfxtreme0992
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3660 on: January 25, 2011, 06:52:09 PM »
Justin Beiber IS a joke. Fairly soon he's going to meet the same fate that befell Gary Coleman.

He's going to star in a blaxploitation sitcom, get screwed out of all his money by his parents, unsuccessfully sue them, and develop kidney disease?

Or did you just mean he'll die?

I meant that his popularity will sharply decline once his apparent cuteness is gone.
Co-creator of The RA2 Randomiser



Offline Badnik96

  • tired of your shit
  • *
  • Posts: 17536
  • Rep: 3
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3661 on: January 25, 2011, 06:52:48 PM »
1) Go to Google Translate
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then...
3) English to Vietnamese
4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English

LAWLZ

And does that mean that Justin will get interested in robot combat (Coleman did appear in some Battlebots S5 episodes)? If so...

0_0 x 9001

Offline Larrain

  • Beetleweight
  • Posts: 166
  • Rep: 2
  • where's urjak
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3662 on: January 25, 2011, 11:36:04 PM »
0_0 x 9001
And it was 090901 who posted it.

Offline HurricaneAndrew

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 4235
  • Rep: -13
  • Admon is not pleased with your shenanigans.
    • HurricaneAndrew92
    • HurricaneAndrewGTM
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: hurricaneandrew92
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3663 on: January 27, 2011, 02:46:26 AM »

#BlackNamesMatter  |  #HurricaneAndrewDidNothingWrong  |  #DemodNaryar  |  #OldfagAlliance

Offline SteveM4

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2323
  • Rep: 2
  • Obviously dangerous.
    • https://www.youtube.com/c
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3664 on: January 27, 2011, 11:15:01 AM »
That is now in my RA2 startup sequence!
I do those awful YouTube videos.

Offline somestrangeguy

  • *
  • Posts: 2068
  • Rep: 2
  • If you can read this, your monitor is turned on.
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3665 on: January 28, 2011, 07:27:15 AM »
Sometimes you may lose before you start:




iPhone Auto Correct is such a great thing  isnt it?

Offline Larrain

  • Beetleweight
  • Posts: 166
  • Rep: 2
  • where's urjak
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3666 on: January 28, 2011, 08:56:08 AM »
LOL @ the first pic and the iPhone thing :D

Edit: Oh, what a reply number :O

Offline Badnik96

  • tired of your shit
  • *
  • Posts: 17536
  • Rep: 3
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3667 on: January 28, 2011, 09:13:10 AM »
lawl @ the iphone thingy

Offline Pwnator

  • *
  • Posts: 6676
  • Rep: 15
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • http://pwnator.tumblr.com
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3668 on: January 28, 2011, 10:54:04 AM »
Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC - The Covenant (3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)

Offline GroudonRobotWars

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2671
  • Rep: 0
    • Groudonrct3
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3669 on: January 28, 2011, 10:58:11 AM »




Offline Larrain

  • Beetleweight
  • Posts: 166
  • Rep: 2
  • where's urjak
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3670 on: January 28, 2011, 01:31:08 PM »
LOL @ Pwn

And the asshole and coffee parts were quite funny as well :P

Gah I had a couple pictures I could post here... But I don't have them anymore o.O
Edit: Found one.


Offline powerrave

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 5372
  • Rep: 2
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3671 on: January 28, 2011, 01:40:07 PM »
lol nice wat to cover up 'WTF'.
"Always be yourself, unless you're a loser"


Offline G.K.

  • *
  • Posts: 12156
  • Rep: 10
  • Striving for a good personal text since 1994.
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3672 on: January 29, 2011, 03:59:37 PM »
My above post explains everything about everything.

Host of: Wheely Tag, Back To The Beginnings, BTTB 2, BTTB 3, BTTB 4, & BTTB V.

Heavy Metal: Champion (Mockery of the Whole Concept)
Robotic International Wars Series 1: Champion (Minifridge 6)
RA2 Team Championships 1 & 2: Champion (High Speed Train & Upthrust - as part of Naryar's Not Quite Evil Council of Doom)

Runner Up in: The Amazing Rage (Team Fedex), R0B0NOVA (Zaphod Stock), Steel Warzone (Inception of Instability), Box of Nightmares (Gicquel), Wheely Tag (Minifridge the Second)

Clash Cubes IV: 5th place (Fretless)
BBEANS 6: Rumble Winner & 6th Place (Minifridge 4)

Offline madman3

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 5944
  • Rep: 8
    • https://www.youtube.com/c
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3673 on: January 29, 2011, 05:04:28 PM »
Crow thing
It actually would work too if you got the crows to comply.

Offline powerrave

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 5372
  • Rep: 2
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3674 on: January 29, 2011, 05:12:24 PM »
AND of they can handle your weight.
"Always be yourself, unless you're a loser"


Offline R1885

  • *
  • Posts: 2127
  • Rep: 3
  • Forum shopping list generator.
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3675 on: January 29, 2011, 05:17:04 PM »
You would be safe if you walked on the powers lines like a type rope. But if you tried to walk across them in that fashion you would be:

Offline GoldenFox93

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 12161
  • Rep: -5
  • The Guy
    • http://www.facebook.com/h
    • http://www.youtube.com/ro
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: goldenfox93
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3676 on: January 29, 2011, 05:18:31 PM »
Well, you know what they say. All toasters toast toast!



"Cries and screams are music to my ears."
-Soundwave

Offline Sage

  • *
  • Posts: 6179
  • Rep: 11
  • RA2 Wizard & GTM's Favorite Stock Builder 2015
  • Awards Sage's Favorite BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3677 on: January 29, 2011, 05:24:18 PM »
Actually all toasters toast bread. get it right
You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

Offline Pwnator

  • *
  • Posts: 6676
  • Rep: 15
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • http://pwnator.tumblr.com
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3678 on: January 29, 2011, 11:47:45 PM »


Sounds reasonable.
Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC - The Covenant (3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)

Offline Naryar

  • Posts: 23278
  • Rep: 20
  • hybrids oui oui
    • http://www.youtube.com/us
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: TheMightyNaryar
Re: Jokes
« Reply #3679 on: January 30, 2011, 05:30:14 AM »
Someone failed his/her Sense Motive check.