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« Reply #520 on: February 03, 2009, 09:56:10 AM »
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You need to press the "I'll try my luck" or W/E the other button is, I dont know what it reads in english so I just translated it.


i believe it's "I'm Feeling Lucky".



light travels faster than sound. that's why some people are bright until they speak.

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« Reply #521 on: February 03, 2009, 12:45:55 PM »
^^as funny as the nuke one.

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« Reply #522 on: February 03, 2009, 02:34:19 PM »
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"I'm Feeling Lucky".


Sounds like you're groping the Lucky Charms leprechaun .....
"Hey, little boy ...... wanna touch my Lucky Charms.....?"

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« Reply #523 on: February 04, 2009, 09:51:52 AM »
No, that's the button next to "Google Search".
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« Reply #524 on: February 04, 2009, 10:13:09 AM »
I think everyone who used google several times knows that, Hydro, and that should include all the members of this forum.

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« Reply #525 on: February 04, 2009, 10:35:58 AM »
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Sounds like you're groping the Lucky Charms leprechaun .....
"Hey, little boy ...... wanna touch my Lucky Charms.....?"



Oh, it's not a leprechaun... Whatever.

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« Reply #526 on: February 07, 2009, 03:46:38 PM »

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« Reply #527 on: February 12, 2009, 06:36:16 AM »
For his birthday, little Johnny asked  for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Johnny told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom  you were pulling out.. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be danged if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

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« Reply #528 on: February 12, 2009, 09:44:23 AM »
:mrgreen:good one.:mrgreen:


stimulus plan = permanent ban:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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« Reply #529 on: March 04, 2009, 09:32:32 PM »

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« Reply #530 on: March 04, 2009, 10:16:28 PM »
Looks like the last scene from "The Blair Witch Hunt"...

Anybody notice that dude off to the left, just behind the wall?

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« Reply #531 on: March 05, 2009, 10:46:35 AM »
Guess what time it is?

Its time to spam moar pictures :P

These 2 first pictures are the same, the second one is just a mirrored version





































Does anyone know what happends here?


And finally a reply to Hydros motivational posters:

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« Reply #532 on: March 05, 2009, 11:35:30 AM »
That was this week's best post.

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« Reply #533 on: March 05, 2009, 03:52:31 PM »
You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

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« Reply #534 on: March 05, 2009, 03:57:20 PM »
@ the dbz picture. this was me playing james bond: quantum of solace for the wii after my rank got over 9000 :D

You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

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« Reply #535 on: March 05, 2009, 04:00:11 PM »
Um....
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« Reply #536 on: March 05, 2009, 10:46:51 PM »
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Does anyone know what happends here?
(Image removed from quote.)


A Havok explosion would be my guess.

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« Reply #537 on: March 06, 2009, 12:23:29 AM »
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A Havok explosion would be my guess.


LOL

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« Reply #538 on: March 07, 2009, 12:05:45 PM »
Hey Sonny, what is the gopher thing in your avatar? It been bugging me forver trying to figure out what it is.
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« Reply #539 on: March 07, 2009, 12:15:48 PM »
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Hey Sonny, what is the gopher thing in your avatar? It been bugging me forver trying to figure out what it is.


It's Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing. He yells at you when you reset.