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Offline Jonzu95

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3340 on: December 19, 2010, 03:34:05 AM »
Guys, stop flaming FOTEPX. He has hard times in his family at the moment...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3341 on: December 19, 2010, 03:34:52 AM »
Guys, stop flaming FOTEPX. He has hard times in his family at the moment...

Oh, I understand it now.................................My familey store just closed, I'm gonna go kill some black people!




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3342 on: December 19, 2010, 03:40:04 AM »
He didn't say he was gonna kill them Cory...

...But yeah, it does make a lot of sense doesn't it, i'm having fammily issues so I think i'll go act like a racist idiot on an internet forum, that'll solve all my problems [/fail train of thought]

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3343 on: December 19, 2010, 03:40:11 AM »
Sparkey, STFU.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3344 on: December 19, 2010, 04:27:23 AM »
So what jonzu ? If he has some family problems he could try to fix them rather than posting stupid things on the net.

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yes but what

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3345 on: December 19, 2010, 04:28:19 AM »
Once
Time

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3346 on: December 19, 2010, 04:28:37 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3347 on: December 19, 2010, 04:43:42 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3348 on: December 19, 2010, 06:25:11 AM »
Perfect reaction image




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3349 on: December 19, 2010, 06:32:01 AM »
Last pic was funny, in a silly and nonsensical way. The others ? Not so much.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3350 on: December 19, 2010, 06:36:41 AM »
Soz about that, the next batch will be much more funneh.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3351 on: December 19, 2010, 07:28:08 AM »
The last pic has been posted before.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3352 on: December 19, 2010, 07:47:56 AM »
The last pic has been posted before.

So?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3353 on: December 19, 2010, 08:03:24 AM »
I liked the optimist prime one.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3354 on: December 19, 2010, 08:32:32 AM »
Moar troll physics:

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3355 on: December 19, 2010, 08:38:57 AM »
1st one: Photons are massless, so a flashlight won't produce propulsion on its own.

2nd one: Mythbusters busted that one.

There are a lot of troll physics that are actually funny (like the forklift one), but sometimes people are dumbing it down too much.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3356 on: December 19, 2010, 08:40:19 AM »
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LOL. I love science-based jokes like that.
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3357 on: December 19, 2010, 09:55:46 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3358 on: December 19, 2010, 10:09:16 AM »
What would the simpsons be if they were black?

Exactly why everyone and your mother hate you. Even if you're trolling, everyone wishes you'd die in a hole. Now please, GTFO.

Couldn't have said it better. I mean, I know I'V said about a million times I'd improve and never did, but FOTEPX is the cockyess bigest know it all I've ever met.
Ouch. No offence, but even if he did make an unfunny racist joke which Cthulhu would not approve of, that seems a bit harsh.
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3359 on: December 19, 2010, 10:16:38 AM »
What would the simpsons be if they were black?

Exactly why everyone and your mother hate you. Even if you're trolling, everyone wishes you'd die in a hole. Now please, GTFO.


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