Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211385 times)

Enigm@ · « **Reply #2760 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM »

Why did the jew cross the road? to get to the penny on the other side.
Racism makes the world go 'round.
How to get a Catholic Priest into a car: throw a small boy.
Irony, and proof that God hates us all.

MassimoV · « **Reply #2761 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM

Racism makes the world go 'round.

Actually it is in a rotational movement by gravity not racsism. Some might even suspect ~~millions~~ billions of years ago a small planet , Thea, smashed into the Earth putting it in motion and creating the mood. You just got fact in the face, (+1 for who ever gets the reference). Didn't mean to be rude I just thought it would be funny.

Naryar · « **Reply #2762 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:46:15 AM »

Quote from: MassimoV on October 21, 2010, 08:26:14 PM

Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM
Racism makes the world go 'round.
Actually it is in a rotational movement by gravity not racsism. Some might even suspect ~~millions~~ billions of years ago a small planet , Thea, smashed into the Earth putting it in motion and creating the mood. You just got fact in the face, (+1 for who ever gets the reference). Didn't mean to be rude I just thought it would be funny.

Why would gravity make a planet spin on itself ?

As far as I know, we do not know for sure what makes the Earth spin on itself, but we have theories.

090901 · « **Reply #2763 on:** October 23, 2010, 01:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM

Why did the jew cross the road? to get to the penny on the other side.
Racism makes the world go 'round.
How to get a Catholic Priest into a car: throw a small boy.
Irony, and proof that God hates us all.
(Image removed from quote.)

:P

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #2764 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM

Why did the jew cross the road? to get to the penny on the other side.
Racism makes the world go 'round.
How to get a Catholic Priest into a car: throw a small boy.
Irony, and proof that God hates us all.
(Image removed from quote.)

failcabage

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #2765 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:04:47 PM »

Natef · « **Reply #2766 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:06:04 PM »

Um, I'm Jewish.

Scorpion · « **Reply #2767 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on October 23, 2010, 02:02:55 PM

Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM
Irony, and proof that God hates us all.
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failcabage

I agree with you on that actually.
Slayer=fast, but simple and repetitive riffs.

Oh I do like being a music ~~freak~~ know-it-all

MassimoV · « **Reply #2768 on:** October 23, 2010, 02:07:31 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on October 22, 2010, 03:46:15 AM

Quote from: MassimoV on October 21, 2010, 08:26:14 PM
Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2010, 03:13:15 PM
Racism makes the world go 'round.
Actually it is in a rotational movement by gravity not racsism. Some might even suspect ~~millions~~ billions of years ago a small planet , Thea, smashed into the Earth putting it in motion and creating the mood. You just got fact in the face, (+1 for who ever gets the reference). Didn't mean to be rude I just thought it would be funny.

Why would gravity make a planet spin on itself ?

As far as I know, we do not know for sure what makes the Earth spin on itself, but we have theories.

Well I'm pretty sure that racism is not a theory

.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #2769 on:** October 23, 2010, 03:32:06 PM »

Did not know Bob the Builder was in Saw

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #2770 on:** October 23, 2010, 03:49:21 PM »

And now for something completely different.

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #2771 on:** October 23, 2010, 03:55:25 PM »

HaHa Gf93 that was funny
Here is Pokemoron Borris

Enigm@ · « **Reply #2772 on:** October 23, 2010, 10:26:07 PM »

PROTIP: Don't take anything I say seriously. (Not even this post, so that would mean that you take it seriously, but when I told you to not take it seriously that just make a time paradox) Also: that was a joke.

Thyrus · « **Reply #2773 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:54:12 AM »

Scorpion · « **Reply #2774 on:** October 24, 2010, 07:04:20 AM »

I get it, it's because mushrooms look like umbrellas and umbrellas represent satan in shroom culture.

Naryar · « **Reply #2775 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:29:17 AM »

GRW wins.

Also,

http://www.foolsinternational.com/

FOOLS : Serious business :P

Enigm@ · « **Reply #2776 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:32:13 AM »

powerrave · « **Reply #2777 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:42:18 AM »

wut a bunch of fools.

Pwnator · « **Reply #2778 on:** October 24, 2010, 10:11:13 PM »

S.T.C. · « **Reply #2779 on:** October 24, 2010, 11:33:55 PM »

I lol'd at the dad's reaction.