Author Topic: Jokes (Read 214403 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #220 on:** October 29, 2008, 10:09:21 AM »

the mythbusters should go on junkyard wars... if only they didnt discontinue that seiries.

Serge · « **Reply #221 on:** October 29, 2008, 05:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Hydro;19147

the mythbusters should go on junkyard wars... if only they didnt discontinue that seiries.

If I remember well, a part of M5i (Jamie's company) and ILM (the sfx company that created Star Wars, and for which Grant was working for) were in on of the spinoffs of the programme.

Oh, and Junkyard Wars kinda sucked. The hosts made me sick. Even more than that guy from Robotica (ohgodohgod).

Reier · « **Reply #222 on:** October 29, 2008, 05:11:33 PM »

The Robotica guy kinda got on my nerves a bit, but the show was okay.
Junkyard wars was great. Too bad they cancelled it...

Serge · « **Reply #223 on:** October 29, 2008, 05:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Reier;19212

The Robotica guy kinda got on my nerves a bit, but the show was okay.
Junkyard wars was great. Too bad they cancelled it...

They ran out of ideas. The same happened to Monster Garage.

About Weegee:

so i heard u leik mudkips

Reier · « **Reply #224 on:** October 29, 2008, 05:14:37 PM »

Quote from: Serge;19213

They ran out of ideas. The same happened to Monster Garage.

Okay... If you say so...
(Mythbusters is awsome. <3)

R1885 · « **Reply #225 on:** October 29, 2008, 05:55:56 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;18601

I heard this has trapped Obama 3 times already.

(Image removed from quote.)

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

On the other, on-topic note:

Gigafrost · « **Reply #226 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:00:38 PM »

Lol at Serge. It actually makes me feel good about the way you deliberately call Luigi Weegee. I always thought of his name to be spelt the way he sounds.

Edit: I [Big Heart] Mythbusters! The red head on that show is pretty hot too. I don't know her name at the moment so I'll call her "Barbie".

Somebody · « **Reply #227 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:20:22 PM »

Her name is Kari Byron. I watch the show all the time. It is my FAVORITE!!!!

btw, I just realized, new one on in 40 minutes. Indiana Jones :) w00t!

R1885 · « **Reply #228 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:24:38 PM »

For you any way, I have to wait four hours before I get to watch it.

But heres a fail:

Somebody · « **Reply #229 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:32:34 PM »

Ha Ha. ALL HAIL THE EAST COAST!!!
Go Red Sox! (to little to late, oh well, go Phillies)
Go Patriots!
Go Revolution!
Go Celtics!
Go Bruins!

Gigafrost · « **Reply #230 on:** October 29, 2008, 08:15:19 PM »

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #231 on:** October 29, 2008, 09:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Somebody;19248

Go Bruins!

+10 respect.

Quote from: Somebody;19248

Ha Ha. ALL HAIL THE EAST COAST!!!

-100 respect.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #232 on:** October 30, 2008, 01:23:33 PM »

This is the only real way of attaching USB Devices. Spaking of wich, I just last weekend bought 1TB USB Hard Drive :D

Serge · « **Reply #233 on:** October 30, 2008, 05:14:27 PM »

Mythbusters is serious pwnage. I have torrented all the seasons to my hard disk. I LOVE that show.

Oh, and yes, Kari is kinda cute.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #234 on:** October 30, 2008, 05:41:31 PM »

Ooh, can you thow me a link for those? I got myself some extra space (see previous page). There is so many episodes I have missed and I never remember to roll myself to the livingroom to watch it...

Serge · « **Reply #235 on:** October 30, 2008, 06:06:23 PM »

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4077312/Mythbusters_Seasons_1-6___High_Quality_Organized_Pack

DuckRA2 · « **Reply #236 on:** October 30, 2008, 07:03:42 PM »

apha kenny 1
new direction
sofa king
know anymore?

and heres a lame pic i made because I was bored

Somebody · « **Reply #237 on:** October 30, 2008, 07:45:43 PM »

On Wikipedia is a synopsis on all episodes if you want to know what happened.
Last nights was COOL!

Toilet Paper rope=Pwnage

Madiaba · « **Reply #238 on:** October 30, 2008, 11:17:44 PM »

Mythbusters is cool, for sure. Any thing where you learn stuff is cool.

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Ok, Back on topic:
My sister(a blonde) sent me this one:

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a 250 lb. blonde. 3. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 4. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

5. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head back and forth, and mutters,
'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

....

Hydro · « **Reply #239 on:** October 31, 2008, 10:00:52 AM »

Quote from: Serge;19211

If I remember well, a part of M5i (Jamie's company) and ILM (the sfx company that created Star Wars, and for which Grant was working for) were in on of the spinoffs of the programme.

Oh, and Junkyard Wars kinda sucked. The hosts made me sick. Even more than that guy from Robotica (ohgodohgod).

yeah, it could be boring. but the laundry launchers episode was preety interesting.