Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211678 times)

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #2100 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:15:46 AM »

So a blonde walks into a store and notices they have new Intel core duo 10 processors. She asks to buy one, but the cashier says "you can't by this processor, you're to dumb to install it!" she then says "oh yeah, prove that I'm too dumb to install it!" he then replies"madam, that's a pokerchip".

Hydro · « **Reply #2101 on:** July 11, 2010, 02:28:42 AM »

Good one

Also:

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #2102 on:** July 11, 2010, 06:16:52 AM »

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LOL, I knowzorz teh trewth

Pwnator · « **Reply #2103 on:** July 11, 2010, 06:35:39 AM »

Badnik96 · « **Reply #2104 on:** July 11, 2010, 08:48:24 AM »

lol, now what would happen if he got some grease on the U?

freeziez · « **Reply #2105 on:** July 11, 2010, 10:33:44 AM »

This:

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #2106 on:** July 11, 2010, 11:14:07 AM »

So I walked into an antique shop and asked what's new.

G.K. · « **Reply #2107 on:** July 11, 2010, 11:25:07 AM »

Nice one.

Hydro · « **Reply #2108 on:** July 11, 2010, 11:45:32 AM »

That make me chuckle...

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #2109 on:** July 11, 2010, 01:33:42 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #2110 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:09:25 PM »

So a blonde walks into a clothing store and asks to buy a black hat with a purple stripe. The man say no. She says "why not?" he replies "you're to dumn to buy this hat!"
so she decides to steal it. The next day there is a sign posted on a tree "missing cat, black with purple stripe"

Hydro · « **Reply #2111 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:13:10 PM »

That kind of joke is overused...

freeziez · « **Reply #2112 on:** July 11, 2010, 04:39:57 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 11, 2010, 04:09:25 PM

So a blonde walks into a clothing store and asks to buy a black hat with a purple stripe. The man say no. She says "why not?" he replies "you're to dumn to buy this hat!"
so she decides to steal it. The next day there is a sign posted on a tree "missing cat, black with purple stripe"

Is there a connection here?

Somebody · « **Reply #2113 on:** July 11, 2010, 08:45:50 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #2114 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on December 14, 2009, 04:05:52 PM

A GAME THAT COMES WITH REPLICAS OF SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS COMBAT ROBOTS EVER BUT THEY HAVE WEAPONS LIKE GUNS LIKE AMAGINE DOALL WITH A GREANDE LAUNCHER INSTEAD OF A SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I win.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #2115 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:37:21 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #2116 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:38:59 PM »

It was a fail post I made so very long ago.........

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #2117 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:57:32 PM »

0:05 might be of relevance.

frezal · « **Reply #2118 on:** July 12, 2010, 07:41:19 PM »

Blondes are so stupid that they often misunderstand things or do things the wrong way.

090901 · « **Reply #2119 on:** July 12, 2010, 10:40:16 PM »