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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1900 on: May 14, 2010, 08:53:44 AM »
Ahaha I like the tetris one Badnik. XD
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1901 on: May 14, 2010, 11:20:10 AM »
I tried plaing that tetris, there is no way you can make lines in it because the blocks keep bouncing even after they have collided with ground and other blocks >_<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1902 on: May 17, 2010, 06:17:54 AM »
When the world sleeps together...

Canada: Guy who has big beard.
USA: The Big guy.
UK: Guy who can't sleep
Australia: Blonde Surf Guy
New Zealand: Lamb
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1903 on: May 17, 2010, 11:25:35 AM »
Saw this, but not responsible for content of some.... hehe
 
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerlyknown as California.

Minorities still trying to have English recognized as America's third language.

Spotted Owl numbers threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
 
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts  executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches .

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1904 on: May 17, 2010, 11:28:04 AM »
'Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.' is brilliant and I like the others too.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1905 on: May 17, 2010, 10:51:50 PM »
George Z. Bush ahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1906 on: May 18, 2010, 06:05:53 AM »

USA, Sweden & Åland.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1907 on: May 18, 2010, 08:57:53 AM »
Yeah unfortunately that's pretty true nowadays. 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1908 on: May 18, 2010, 09:11:33 AM »
Indeed. Homosexuals have become the target of religious hatred in the United States and some other countries. It is very sad...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1909 on: May 18, 2010, 09:13:01 AM »
That's not what I'm talking about actually.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1910 on: May 18, 2010, 11:28:01 AM »




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1911 on: May 18, 2010, 11:29:55 AM »
Not funny.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1912 on: May 18, 2010, 11:30:33 AM »
Didn't know where else to post them.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1913 on: May 18, 2010, 11:32:21 AM »
The last one in the Sick Jokes Thread.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1914 on: May 18, 2010, 11:37:34 AM »
A whole new type of office warfare.
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1915 on: May 18, 2010, 11:43:55 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1916 on: May 18, 2010, 08:49:17 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1917 on: May 18, 2010, 10:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Jonzu95 on May 18, 2010, 06:05:53 AM
USA, Sweden & Åland.

American guy isn't white enough.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1918 on: May 19, 2010, 01:35:46 AM »
Quote from: System32 on May 18, 2010, 10:35:54 PM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on May 18, 2010, 06:05:53 AM
USA, Sweden & Åland.

American guy isn't white enough.
spray tan


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« Reply #1919 on: May 19, 2010, 01:36:25 AM »
nothing says manly like spray tan
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