Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211358 times)

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1820 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:42:20 AM »

-Do you know what a vegetarian cannibal eats? -swedes!

Pwnator · « **Reply #1821 on:** April 27, 2010, 08:40:56 AM »

Naryar · « **Reply #1822 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:12:52 AM »

I don't get the 2 last ones

Reier · « **Reply #1823 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:15:45 PM »

Ah I think it has something to do with iPhone not supporting flash.
...why is it a lego brick though

Serge · « **Reply #1824 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:39:05 PM »

An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "mind if I join you"?

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1825 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:42:55 PM »

What same Condom and St. Louis'es NHL season ticket has? You use them only once.

Sage · « **Reply #1826 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:08:50 PM »

@ Reier.:

It's a lego brick with question marks on the side, which is the Apple symbol for a missing plugin or something.

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #1827 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on April 27, 2010, 02:42:55 PM

What same Condom and St. Louis'es NHL season ticket has? You use them only once.

Being a huge hockey fan, I appreciate the attempt at NHL-themed humour. However, I am somewhat perplexed as to the meaning of the above statement.

LERN 2 ENGLISH >:O

:P

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1828 on:** April 28, 2010, 12:02:01 AM »

@ROBO, i'm not the best In english. >.<

Naryar · « **Reply #1829 on:** April 28, 2010, 01:58:52 AM »

Well it can be fixed !

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1830 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:28:31 AM »

How? Tell me.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1831 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:38:19 AM »

What else? Take more English lessons. :P

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1832 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:16:32 AM »

I have english lessons 3 hours in a week.

Serge · « **Reply #1833 on:** April 28, 2010, 09:20:35 AM »

**** English lessons.

Go read a book, watch a film, and look sh** up in the dictionary when you're not sure if you spelled a word correctly.
Also, be ambitious. dont write posts like dat, u wont lrn nythin that way.

Reier · « **Reply #1834 on:** April 28, 2010, 09:24:31 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on April 28, 2010, 01:58:52 AM

Well it can be fixed !

Hey Nary !
There is no space between the "!" and the word ! :P
And you don't say "I did fixed it" it's "I fixed it". :P
Hehehehehehe doesn't really matter. Just messin' wit' ya.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1835 on:** April 28, 2010, 01:58:40 PM »

offtopic, how do I take snapshots out of RA2?

G.K. · « **Reply #1836 on:** April 28, 2010, 01:59:47 PM »

What?

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1837 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:01:03 PM »

what button(s) do I press to take a pic of the screen? I forgot.

G.K. · « **Reply #1838 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:02:32 PM »

Prt Scrn.

Thyrus · « **Reply #1839 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:10:26 PM »

It was f13 as far as I know.