Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211161 times)

Pwnator · « **Reply #1760 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:40:52 AM »

Most likely. Anyone who can find their way into Y! Answers should have probably known what the keyboard's for.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1761 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:59:18 AM »

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/remove_sleeve_and_film.jpg
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/bird_failure.jpg

Naryar · « **Reply #1762 on:** April 19, 2010, 08:09:04 AM »

Meh... The remove sleeve and film was the only one i found mildly amusing honestly...

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1763 on:** April 19, 2010, 08:15:35 AM »

Seems an interesting thread... Nope, Mistaken. (lol...

)

Naryar · « **Reply #1764 on:** April 19, 2010, 08:20:28 AM »

^^ QFT ^^

G.K. · « **Reply #1765 on:** April 19, 2010, 11:44:40 AM »

Simple love letter:

Dear Jack,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?

Jill

However, if you punctuate it differently, you get:

Dear Jack,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn! For you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Jill

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #1766 on:** April 19, 2010, 11:56:22 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1767 on:** April 20, 2010, 05:29:41 AM »

I want to eat, grandpa! lets go! "to the butcher shop!" Grandpas body, don't forget the body of the pig he shot!
change it up.
I want to eat grandpa! lets go! to the butcher shop! Grandpas body, don't forget the body!
I wanted to try lol.

and another
you are nice. Worthless uncaring, mean, jerkish people would disagre.
chang it up.
you are nice, Worthless, uncaring, mean, jerkish people.

xanosz · « **Reply #1768 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:08:05 PM »

There is a girl that doesn't know swear words. She comes home one day and see's her brother playing his ps3 and says dick! She asks what does dick mean and he says uhhh playstation, go help dad get ready. She goes up stairs and her dad is shaving and he accidently cuts himself and says sh**. She asks what does sh** mean? He says uhh shaving cream, go help your mom with dinner. So she goes downstairs and her mom is cutting the turkey and cuts herself and says ****. The girl asks what does **** mean? Her mom says uhh cutting. The doorbell rings and her mom tells her to go answer it. It's her dads bussiness men coming over for dinner. They say hey little girl whats your family doing? She says well, my brother is playing with his dick, my dad is putting sh** on his face and my mom is ****ing the turkey.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1769 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:29:55 PM »

*Ultra facepalm*

Nice one xanosz :D

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1770 on:** April 20, 2010, 07:01:16 PM »

I forgot about my love for theese jokes......

Joe walks in and he sees his brother playing Xbox, he screws up and says "MASTER BAITING sh**!" Joe aks what masturbaiting is and he says it's playing video games. He walks down stairs and sees his mom cutting steak, she slips and says **** and joey asks what that means, she says it means making dinner. He sees his dad putting oil in his car, spills it and says PISS and he asks what that means, he says it means oil. Then someone comes to the door. When joe opens, he asks what there familey is doing, he says "my brother is masterbaiting, my mom is ****ing, and my dad is pissing in the car"

Next one

Mrs ftss tells the kids to come up with a sentence for school the next day, he asks his dad for a first word, and he drops his tooth brush and says ****. Okay, ****, he says. next he asks his two year old sister for a world and she says The. Okay, the, he says. Next, he asks his brother and he says teachers and he wrights it down. Then next day when he says his sentence he says

**** the teachers.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #1771 on:** April 20, 2010, 11:25:52 PM »

Xanosz, win!

Naryar · « **Reply #1772 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:05:18 AM »

LOL at xanosz

But Sparkey is unfunny.

Reier · « **Reply #1773 on:** April 21, 2010, 11:03:05 AM »

Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.

System32 · « **Reply #1774 on:** April 21, 2010, 11:24:50 AM »

Quote from: Reier on April 21, 2010, 11:03:05 AM

Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.

"S32"

If that's how you spell reality, I wonder how you spell Eyjaffajakoll?

(Yes! No need to google it.)

frezal · « **Reply #1775 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:31:13 PM »

Quote from: Reier on April 21, 2010, 11:03:05 AM

Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.

What comedians don't use "foul language"?

G.K. · « **Reply #1776 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:32:30 PM »

In Reier's opinion.

System32 · « **Reply #1777 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:41:49 PM »

Quote from: xanosz on April 20, 2010, 06:08:05 PM

There is a girl that doesn't know swear words. She comes home one day and see's her brother playing his ps3 and says dick! She asks what does dick mean and he says uhhh playstation, go help dad get ready. She goes up stairs and her dad is shaving and he accidently cuts himself and says sh**. She asks what does sh** mean? He says uhh shaving cream, go help your mom with dinner. So she goes downstairs and her mom is cutting the turkey and cuts herself and says ****. The girl asks what does **** mean? Her mom says uhh cutting. The doorbell rings and her mom tells her to go answer it. It's her dads bussiness men coming over for dinner. They say hey little girl whats your family doing? She says well, my brother is playing with his dick, my dad is putting sh** on his face and my mom is ****ing the turkey.

Hey look, the aristrocrats!

Reier · « **Reply #1778 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:56:20 PM »

Quote from: frezal on April 21, 2010, 01:31:13 PM

Quote from: Reier on April 21, 2010, 11:03:05 AM
Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.
What comedians don't use "foul language"?

Actually, it's irrelevent.

frezal · « **Reply #1779 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Reier on April 21, 2010, 01:56:20 PM

Quote from: frezal on April 21, 2010, 01:31:13 PM
What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Actually, it's irrelevent.

Yeah, I couldn't think of any either.