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Urjak · « **Reply #1700 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:40:03 PM »

^ That was the greatest chain of emails I have ever seen. ^

Naryar · « **Reply #1701 on:** March 26, 2010, 03:31:02 AM »

tl;dr

Pwnator · « **Reply #1702 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:23:59 AM »

Of course, X can be infinity. But still. :P

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #1703 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:30:49 AM »

*head asplodes*

Rolo · « **Reply #1704 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:07:15 AM »

Now for something more convincing.
x = 0,999... (the dots indicate the amount of 9's is infinite)
10x = 9,999...
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
0,999... = 1

SKBT · « **Reply #1705 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on March 26, 2010, 07:23:59 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Of course, X can be infinity. But still. :P

HA 0=26

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #1706 on:** March 26, 2010, 12:37:55 PM »

Cool story bro.

frezal · « **Reply #1707 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Rolo on March 26, 2010, 11:07:15 AM

Now for something more convincing.
x = 0,999... (the dots indicate the amount of 9's is infinite)
10x = 9,999...
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
0,999... = 1

(1/3)=0.33333333…
0.33333333…*3= 0.99999999…
(1/3)*3= 1
1=0.99999999…

This is a subject that mathematicians continue to argue about.

Rolo · « **Reply #1708 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:53:44 AM »

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1709 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:29:16 PM »

Click this pictue to normal size before continuing down!

For some reason only 4 pictures would show up as pictures in IMG tags so I put rest as URLs...
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/the_hurt_locker.jpg
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/nasa.jpg
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/3671.jpg
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http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/126916551417.jpg
http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/seat.jpg

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #1710 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:34:55 PM »

kill343gs · « **Reply #1711 on:** March 30, 2010, 05:30:53 PM »

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #1712 on:** March 30, 2010, 05:44:26 PM »

lol epic win

Sage · « **Reply #1713 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:08:06 PM »

Classic Disney... xD

Naryar · « **Reply #1714 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:31:49 AM »

Wait, what ?

Anyways...

Quote from: Clickbeetle on June 10, 2005, 11:21:28 AM

Sneak Peek of the Week: PREHISTORIC's lightweight rammer, Roly Poly (we couldn't think of a better name that went with the same theme, so we kept it the same). It features the same four-wheel drive as the original, much more ramming power, and a greatly improved skin (the original was plain green). A pretty tough opponent, although there are tougher ones.

Larrain · « **Reply #1715 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:37:05 PM »

Quote from: kill343gs on March 30, 2010, 05:30:53 PM

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Oh my god

frezal · « **Reply #1716 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:42:07 PM »

Quote from: kill343gs on March 30, 2010, 05:30:53 PM

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term[...]
[...]THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Proving this is false as UW doesn't give out letter grades.

Sage · « **Reply #1717 on:** March 31, 2010, 09:24:20 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on March 31, 2010, 03:31:49 AM

Wait, what ?

In a kids animated cartoon, there was a few frames where there was a naked lady in the window. Disney has a reputation of sneaking risque stuff into their movies, and this is just a really obvious example xD

090901 · « **Reply #1718 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:51:27 PM »

Ever feel like this?

Weirdest Ragetoon ever.

More Ragetoons

Pepsi Coke Rage

Naryar · « **Reply #1719 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:39:47 AM »

LOOOL