Author Topic: Jokes (Read 210908 times)

Rolo · « **Reply #1660 on:** March 10, 2010, 02:20:57 PM »

Quote from: frezal on March 09, 2010, 02:05:09 PM

Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on March 09, 2010, 02:01:38 PM
Delete it and download a car!!!

plz
But I already have a vehicle! (Complete with a Cthulhu Fish.)

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Next time, take off those horrible shoes when taking a photograph.

Reier · « **Reply #1661 on:** March 10, 2010, 02:22:27 PM »

Do you have bell-bottoms on frezal?

Zog · « **Reply #1662 on:** March 10, 2010, 02:25:05 PM »

Going back on topic would be nice...

frezal · « **Reply #1663 on:** March 10, 2010, 03:12:20 PM »

Quote from: Reier on March 10, 2010, 02:22:27 PM

Do you have bell-bottoms on frezal?

I think I was wearing cargo shorts.

Quote from: Rolo on March 10, 2010, 02:20:57 PM

Next time, take off those horrible shoes when taking a photograph.

Psh! My Vans Bearcats are amazing (though I have a different pair now).

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1664 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:26:51 PM »

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #1665 on:** March 10, 2010, 08:38:08 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #1666 on:** March 11, 2010, 09:02:57 AM »

LOL at offline !

Out of order would have been great as well XD

G.K. · « **Reply #1667 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:54:34 AM »

Larrain · « **Reply #1668 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:57:06 AM »

Quote from: G.K. on March 13, 2010, 07:54:34 AM

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Lol wtf?

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frezal · « **Reply #1669 on:** March 13, 2010, 12:58:28 PM »

The metal one got one chuckle out of me. It would have received more had the guy been doing the metal horns properly.

THAT'S how it's done. Since Ronnie James Dio was the first person to introduce this sign into metal, the way he does it is the official way. (Fun fact: Dio introduced the symbol when he replaced Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath in 1980. Ozzy would always do peace signs, but Dio didn't want to do the same because he's, "not Ozzy Osbourne, and [he's] not Richard Nixon." So for his sign, he went with one his Italian grandmother used to do to him when he was doing something bad.)

Anyway, enjoy this funny bit of funny:

Naryar · « **Reply #1670 on:** March 13, 2010, 02:27:55 PM »

I think that sign was used by an antique civilization (don't remember this one) to protect from the evil eye or something.

Stagfish · « **Reply #1671 on:** March 13, 2010, 03:10:11 PM »

Pwnator · « **Reply #1672 on:** March 13, 2010, 10:17:17 PM »

Oh, and you might want to bleach your eyes after this:

Naryar · « **Reply #1673 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:49:31 AM »

^^ EPIC WIN ^^

Didn't get the last one though

Pwnator · « **Reply #1674 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:54:56 AM »

My favorite DC hero and his sidekick doing the Single Ladies dance. >.<

Badnik96 · « **Reply #1675 on:** March 14, 2010, 09:34:47 AM »

Ironmanatee, homeless man under house arrest, become a fan ragetoon, fffuuuuuuuu fighters and the porn one are funny.

Naryar · « **Reply #1676 on:** March 14, 2010, 09:56:27 AM »

Is that some screamer or what ?

EDIT:

Larrain · « **Reply #1677 on:** March 14, 2010, 12:01:23 PM »

LOL @ Ackbar Obama

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #1678 on:** March 16, 2010, 02:55:24 PM »

Two dwarves walk into a hotel.

They have both booked seperate rooms.

The two of them see 2 nice looking young ladies.

They take them to their rooms that night.

The first dwarf finds that he cant "perform".

He keeps hearing the other dwarf saying "Here I come 1...2...3 ....Aghhhhh!", all night.

The 2 of them meet up the next day.

The 123 dwarf says "how was last night?"

The other one says,"It was so embarassing, I couldnt get in the mood!"

The 123 dwarf says, "You think thats bad, I couldnt get up on the bed!!!"

:D

SKBT · « **Reply #1679 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:32:35 PM »

What do you call a broken Gecko?