Author Topic: Jokes (Read 213141 times)

Somebody · « **Reply #542 on:** March 07, 2009, 03:22:27 PM »

I like the last one.

Reier · « **Reply #543 on:** March 07, 2009, 03:26:24 PM »

They're all stupid IMO, sorry.

Naryar · « **Reply #544 on:** March 07, 2009, 03:45:19 PM »

Quote from: Reier;30412

They're all stupid IMO, sorry.

No need to be sorry... they are stupid.

Naryar · « **Reply #545 on:** March 08, 2009, 05:26:17 AM »

Double post.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #546 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:38:39 AM »

Lol @ the firemen, they must have been trained to never give up :D

Reier · « **Reply #547 on:** March 08, 2009, 12:43:28 PM »

I actually like the hamster wheel one.

ACAMS · « **Reply #548 on:** March 08, 2009, 01:25:44 PM »

He posted the one with the nappy headed bastard in the background just to pisssss me off......and it worked! Yo dawg's ass

Naryar · « **Reply #549 on:** March 08, 2009, 01:40:02 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;30474

He posted the one with the nappy headed bastard in the background just to pisssss me off......and it worked! Yo dawg's ass

wat

Hydro · « **Reply #550 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:54:41 AM »

obama is a joke.

if pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

Somebody · « **Reply #551 on:** March 09, 2009, 10:15:54 AM »

If you tried to fail and succeeded (at failing), which have you done?

Reier · « **Reply #552 on:** March 09, 2009, 10:58:08 AM »

Uh....

*Brain explodes*

R1885 · « **Reply #553 on:** March 09, 2009, 11:02:43 AM »

*Stares at question for two whole seconds and says first thing that comes to mind*
PIE!

Btw, the one with the firemen, I realy don't think thats a dead guy, its most likely a be-headed test dummy.

System32 · « **Reply #554 on:** March 09, 2009, 12:01:02 PM »

Haha, it is. Look at the neck.

Now it's time for Athiest jokes!

An atheist arrives after his death in hell. After walking around desperately he encounters a demon.
Demon: "Why are you so sad, friend?"
Atheist: "What do you think? I am in hell!"
Demon: "Hell ain't that bad. We have a lot of fun here. Do you like to drink?"
Atheist: "Of course, I love to drink."
Demon: "Then Monday is the day for you. Each Monday we don't do anything else than drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we vomit and then drink even more."
Atheist: "Wow, that's great!"
Demon: "Do you smoke?"
Atheist: "Sure."
Demon: "In that case the Tuesdays are fantastic. We smoke the finest cigars in the world until we cough to death. Since we are already dead, we don't give a damn!"
Atheist: "Wow"!"
Demon: "I assume that you also like gambling."
Atheist: "As a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because the Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Atheist: "Cool."
Demon: "Do you like drugs?"
Atheist: "I love drugs, but seriously you are not going to say..."
Demon: "Sure, I do! Thursday is drugs day. Take any drugs you want and enjoy it!"
Atheist: "I never know that hell is such a fun place!"
Demon: "Are you gay?"
Atheist: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ahh... in that case you won't like our Fridays..."

Reier · « **Reply #555 on:** March 09, 2009, 12:04:32 PM »

Um, that's not the slightest bit funny.

frezal · « **Reply #556 on:** March 09, 2009, 01:41:33 PM »

That really wasn't much of an atheist joke. The atheist could have been replaced by an agnostic, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Jew, or even a Christian without the punch line changing. It was really more of a lame attempt at a gay joke.

Reier · « **Reply #557 on:** March 09, 2009, 01:43:22 PM »

It was flat-out stupid. I can't stand those kind of "jokes".

..Threads like this.
AAAH! It's infecting my mind!

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #558 on:** March 09, 2009, 02:15:11 PM »

You could have just said "a person arrives in hell" and it would not have changed anything. Why an atheist?

System32 · « **Reply #559 on:** March 09, 2009, 02:44:03 PM »

If you look thoroughly through the bible, Not believing in God is the only sin that can't be forgivin, So athiests are probably the only people in hell.

(Or people who died before confessing, and babies, lots and lots of unbaptized babies.)