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HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4840 on:** June 20, 2012, 11:30:31 PM »

http://www.videobash.com/photo_show/Why-I-don-t-trust-polar-bears-45183

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4841 on:** June 24, 2012, 11:45:11 AM »

yoda9726 · « **Reply #4842 on:** June 27, 2012, 05:59:55 AM »

Just a bit of randomness...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0g1Gbt_hEs&feature=player_embedded#ws

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4843 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:41:14 PM »

What do newborn babies and my tires have in common?

Ok, then what don't they have in common?

I walked up to a buddy of mine the other day at Walmart. He looked puzzled and asked "Dude... Where did you come from?" I looked at him and replied "How did you know I just finished jerking off? And I came from my dick... "Where the Hell was I supposed come from!?"

Philippa · « **Reply #4844 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:58:34 PM »

What organ stays warm inside a girl after she dies?

Clickbeetle · « **Reply #4845 on:** July 01, 2012, 01:33:03 AM »

Why did Jonzu get up early in the morning?

Sage · « **Reply #4846 on:** July 01, 2012, 02:01:30 AM »

ahahahaha click once again wins the joke thread

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4847 on:** July 01, 2012, 03:30:42 AM »

Quote from: Clickbeetle on July 01, 2012, 01:33:03 AM

Why did Jonzu get up early in the morning?

He wanted to see the crack of Dawn.

I know, I know, the whole Dawn thing is old hat (we hope)... but I thought it was clever.

Good one.

Philippa · « **Reply #4848 on:** July 01, 2012, 03:45:01 AM »

Quote from: Clickbeetle on July 01, 2012, 01:33:03 AM

Why did Jonzu get up early in the morning?

He wanted to see the crack of Dawn.

I know, I know, the whole Dawn thing is old hat (we hope)... but I thought it was clever.

Ahahaha, good one. You deserve a prize.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4849 on:** July 01, 2012, 03:47:28 AM »

How to catch a Pokémon

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4850 on:** July 01, 2012, 10:44:02 AM »

You see me and you start thinking about the possibilities.

Your mouth begins to water at the thoughts...

You decide to go for it.

You pull out your wiener and I open up for you to put it in me.

That's when things really get hot...

It gets hotter and hotter as it moves inside me.

Then your wiener explodes inside me and I scream when I finish.

You pull it out and my job is done...

courthousedoc · « **Reply #4851 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:59:53 PM »

Here's one I did once

Step one: steal some red food coloring form the kitchen cabinets

Step two: go into the bathroom and lock the door

Step three: fill the tub

Step four: fill the sink

Step five: put some food coloring in the toilet

Step six: squirt some food coloring on the mirror

Step seven: pour 75% of the remaining food coloring in the now full bathtub

Step eight: pour 10% in the sink

Step nine: squirt 10% on the floor

Step ten: (Optional) Lather a manikin the remaining 5% and dump it on the bathroom floor

Step eleven: wait for some poor b*****d to discover it

step twelve: telll the person they've just been duped

GarvinTheGreat · « **Reply #4852 on:** July 01, 2012, 01:13:37 PM »

Quote from: courthousedoc on July 01, 2012, 12:59:53 PM

Here's one I did once

Step one: steal some red food coloring form the kitchen cabinets

Step two: go into the bathroom and lock the door

Step three: fill the tub

Step four: fill the sink

Step five: put some food coloring in the toilet

Step six: squirt some food coloring on the mirror

Step seven: pour 75% of the remaining food coloring in the now full bathtub

Step eight: pour 10% in the sink

Step nine: squirt 10% on the floor

Step ten: (Optional) Lather a manikin the remaining 5% and dump it on the bathroom floor

Step eleven: wait for some poor b*****d to discover it

step twelve: telll the person they've just been duped

Or you could make brown food coloring and put brown chunks of toilet paper in it.

Me and my freinds found someones hair tie in the hallway, so we took it and did trick shots shooting into toilets.

Kossokei · « **Reply #4853 on:** July 01, 2012, 10:47:37 PM »

I don't have any jokes, but..

Wolfsbane · « **Reply #4854 on:** July 02, 2012, 04:56:09 PM »

who was the perverted fisherman's teacher

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4855 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:49:24 PM »

Obamacare.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #4856 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:53:21 PM »

Quote from: courthousedoc on July 01, 2012, 12:59:53 PM

Here's one I did once

Step one: steal some red food coloring form the kitchen cabinets

Step two: go into the bathroom and lock the door

Step three: fill the tub

Step four: fill the sink

Step five: put some food coloring in the toilet

Step six: squirt some food coloring on the mirror

Step seven: pour 75% of the remaining food coloring in the now full bathtub

Step eight: pour 10% in the sink

Step nine: squirt 10% on the floor

Step ten: (Optional) Lather a manikin the remaining 5% and dump it on the bathroom floor

Step eleven: wait for some poor b*****d to discover it

step twelve: telll the person they've just been duped

Step 13: wait for them to say "oh my god, my bathroom is full of blood that doesn't turn brown when it dries up for some mysterious reason!!!"

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4857 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:58:41 PM »

https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=4359 choose

courthousedoc · « **Reply #4858 on:** July 03, 2012, 12:10:24 AM »

Don't view this joke if you can't handle sexual innuendo

freeziez · « **Reply #4859 on:** July 03, 2012, 09:35:33 AM »

Quote from: courthousedoc on July 03, 2012, 12:10:24 AM

Don't view this joke if you can't handle sexual innuendo

What did the penis say when it saw a box of planters...

No thanks I already have nuts.

stop existing