Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211132 times)

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #4580 on:** January 04, 2012, 01:51:43 PM »

Apologies for the poor-quality image. Fixed:

Naryar · « **Reply #4581 on:** January 07, 2012, 10:00:18 PM »

like a boss

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4582 on:** January 08, 2012, 01:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on January 07, 2012, 10:00:18 PM

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like a boss

WIN!

Philippa · « **Reply #4583 on:** January 08, 2012, 01:09:15 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on January 08, 2012, 01:06:48 PM

Quote from: Naryar on January 07, 2012, 10:00:18 PM
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like a boss
WIN!

Heard it before but still funny.

NFX · « **Reply #4584 on:** January 08, 2012, 01:19:44 PM »

Well played.

Naryar · « **Reply #4585 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:28:41 AM »

starts to be hilarious at 0:25

Badnik96 · « **Reply #4586 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:49:23 AM »

lolhavok

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4587 on:** January 12, 2012, 09:50:44 AM »

Meanwhile in the land of russia...

Badger · « **Reply #4588 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:22:37 PM »

"And welcome back to robot wars, where the last bits of Stephen Hawking are being removed from the arena. Let's look at the highlights!"

A man is in court for driving over a woman in his car.

The judge says "What I want to know is why this man was driving in the kitchen!"

Philippa · « **Reply #4589 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:36:33 PM »

Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on January 12, 2012, 04:22:37 PM

"And welcome back to robot wars, where the last bits of Stephen Hawking are being removed from the arena. Let's look at the highlights!"

Dammit, I was gonna post something similar.

SKBT · « **Reply #4590 on:** January 12, 2012, 05:43:50 PM »

This is what happens when me and a couple of my friends get bored..

To the tune of "I like big butts"

I like big bots and I can not lie
You other minibots can't deny
That when a bot walks in with an itty bitty chassis
And a drivetrain in your face
You get springs
Wanna drive that bot
Cuz you notice that bot was stuffed
Deep in the casing it’s wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, bot I wanna drive ya
And take your picture
My minibots tried to warn me
But that cRIO you got
Make Me so jealous
Ooh, casing of smooth Lexan
You say you wanna get my Banebots
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average robot

Badnik96 · « **Reply #4591 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:07:21 PM »

erm... lol?

J24 · « **Reply #4592 on:** January 13, 2012, 04:59:41 PM »

A man dies and goes to heaven

He's standing by the pearly gates, when he sees a bunch of clocks
So he asks saint peter about them

"those are peoples lie clocks. Each time you lie, your clock moves on by one. For example, that there is mother teresa's clock. She never lied, so her clock hasnt moved atall. And there is Abraham Lincon's clock. He only lied twice, so his clock only moved twice."

"So wheres Obama's clock then?"

"oh that's in jesus's office. He's using it as a celing fan"

Badum tish

Nate Tech · « **Reply #4593 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:17:50 PM »

ACAMS · « **Reply #4594 on:** January 15, 2012, 07:20:37 PM »

An illegal alien, muslim and communist walks into a bar

Badnik96 · « **Reply #4595 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:53:55 AM »

trololo

Philippa · « **Reply #4596 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:00:07 AM »

How do you start a rave at an African Club?

ACAMS · « **Reply #4597 on:** January 16, 2012, 12:17:48 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS on January 15, 2012, 07:20:37 PM

An illegal alien, muslim and communist walks into a bar

I'm sorry, I forgot to put the rest

The bartender asks "What can I get for you Mr President?"

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4598 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:20:56 PM »

Why are black people afraid to sleep?

ACAMS · « **Reply #4599 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:19:51 AM »

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE ....... Good one!