Author Topic: Jokes (Read 210966 times)

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4500 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:44:20 PM »

What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

Chaosmancer · « **Reply #4501 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:50:32 PM »

What do you call a black man falling down a cliff?

Chocolate drop

What do you call a black man falling up a cliff?

Black magic

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4502 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:51:49 PM »

Quote from: Chaosmancer on December 10, 2011, 01:50:32 PM

What do you call a black man falling down a cliff?

Chocolate drop

What do you call a black man falling up a cliff?

Black magic

I've heard this a lot.

Chaosmancer · « **Reply #4503 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »

Oops, this is Chatterbox, better even it out

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?

None, white girls can’t screw

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

Why can’t white people jump?

Because inbreeding prohibits it.

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4504 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:58:32 PM »

ahaha.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4505 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:59:59 PM »

Why did God give women nipples?

To make suckers out of men

Chaosmancer · « **Reply #4506 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:02:53 PM »

What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?

They are both black people with white faces

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4507 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:03:28 PM »

So today i called burgerking and asked if it was the krusty krab. Lulz ensued: (note it wasn't my burger king, it was this one

bk: hello ?
me: hi is this the krusty krab ?
bk: yes, what would you like to order sir ?
me: a krabby pattie animal style with extra mudkip sauce
bk: haha, nice going kid, tell 4chan i said hi

*click*

Hydro · « **Reply #4508 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Chaosmancer on December 10, 2011, 02:02:53 PM

What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?

They are both black people with white faces

What do Michael Jackson and Xbox have in common?

They both went from black to white and get turned on by kids.

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4509 on:** December 11, 2011, 07:14:18 AM »

Stupid animal, yesterday, she was playing in the yard with her tennis ball, she was crying at the door so we let her in, she waled into the kitchen, took a sh** on the floor and went to hide under out bed.

We've been trying to get grandma into a home for 4 years now.
(I actually made this one up).

SKBT · « **Reply #4510 on:** December 11, 2011, 08:03:28 AM »

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on December 11, 2011, 07:14:18 AM

(I actually made this one up).

We can tell... It really isn't funny at all...

And on that note...

What do you call a broken lizard?

madman3 · « **Reply #4511 on:** December 11, 2011, 08:19:41 AM »

What's the difference between Futurama and JLS?

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4512 on:** December 11, 2011, 08:24:17 AM »

Quote from: madman3 on December 11, 2011, 08:19:41 AM

What's the difference between Futurama and JLS?

Futurama has only one bender

No offense to gay people meant.

WIN

NFX · « **Reply #4513 on:** December 11, 2011, 10:43:01 AM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 10, 2011, 01:59:59 PM

Why did God give women nipples?

To make suckers out of men

You do know the default human gender is female?

Philippa · « **Reply #4514 on:** December 11, 2011, 10:53:51 AM »

Quote from: NFX on December 11, 2011, 10:43:01 AM

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 10, 2011, 01:59:59 PM
Why did God give women nipples?

To make suckers out of men

You do know the default human gender is female?

Hmm? Explain.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4515 on:** December 11, 2011, 10:55:51 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 11, 2011, 10:53:51 AM

Quote from: NFX on December 11, 2011, 10:43:01 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 10, 2011, 01:59:59 PM
Why did God give women nipples?

To make suckers out of men

You do know the default human gender is female?
Hmm? Explain.

Something to do with Chromosomes, IIRC.

Fracture · « **Reply #4516 on:** December 11, 2011, 10:56:37 AM »

All fetuses start as females. If they go through masculinization they become males; otherwise they stay as is.

NFX · « **Reply #4517 on:** December 11, 2011, 10:58:36 AM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2011, 10:55:51 AM

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 11, 2011, 10:53:51 AM
Quote from: NFX on December 11, 2011, 10:43:01 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 10, 2011, 01:59:59 PM
Why did God give women nipples?

To make suckers out of men

You do know the default human gender is female?
Hmm? Explain.
Something to do with Chromosomes, IIRC.

Pretty much. The foetus develops a little bit before it "decides" what gender it is, which is why males have nipples as well.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4518 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:46:41 AM »

madman3 · « **Reply #4519 on:** December 11, 2011, 12:06:56 PM »

Quote from: NFX on December 11, 2011, 10:58:36 AM

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2011, 10:55:51 AM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 11, 2011, 10:53:51 AM
Quote from: NFX on December 11, 2011, 10:43:01 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 10, 2011, 01:59:59 PM
Why did God give women nipples?

To make suckers out of men

You do know the default human gender is female?
Hmm? Explain.
Something to do with Chromosomes, IIRC.
Pretty much. The foetus develops a little bit before it "decides" what gender it is, which is why males have nipples as well.

Yeah, the SRY gene found in the male Y chromosome changes the gonads into testis which then produce the male hormone, so technially mean are offshoots of women.

Proving the bible wrong again, of course.