Author Topic: Jokes (Read 223380 times)

SpyGuy · « **Reply #400 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:06:40 PM »

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out how women think?

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He died laughing before he could tell anyone.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #401 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:35:43 AM »

Heh, i have heard the exact opposite of that.

More pics:

Flying_Chao · « **Reply #402 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:39:35 AM »

The Italian Police Car is cool.

Urjak · « **Reply #403 on:** November 27, 2008, 10:34:38 AM »

I couldn't help but notice there was no Canadian Police Car.

man manu · « **Reply #404 on:** November 27, 2008, 10:48:09 AM »

I couldn't help noticing that you are annoying...

Reier · « **Reply #405 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:13:31 AM »

Aaaaand...look who's talking.

Condor33 · « **Reply #406 on:** November 27, 2008, 01:34:52 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;22437

I hate it, and the commercials PISSSSSSSSSSSSS me off.

THANKYOU. I hate that stuff too.

Also: WTF?

Urjak · « **Reply #407 on:** November 27, 2008, 01:36:39 PM »

Looks photoshopped to me.

ACAMS · « **Reply #408 on:** November 27, 2008, 02:28:31 PM »

Nope...there is an ambulance and several police cars.

infiniteinertia · « **Reply #409 on:** November 27, 2008, 02:45:20 PM »

happened in chicago a few years back numbnuts. people died.

Naryar · « **Reply #410 on:** November 27, 2008, 02:57:09 PM »

pyscolone · « **Reply #411 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:47:31 PM »

Somebody · « **Reply #412 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:22:57 PM »

It would have blown up if it crash landed.

ACAMS · « **Reply #413 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:52:07 PM »

Sage · « **Reply #414 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:52:42 PM »

Quote from: Somebody;22945

It would have blown up if it crash landed.

why. if you dropped a piece of metal from a plane, would it blow up? no.

Urjak · « **Reply #415 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:20:30 PM »

Quote from: Sage;22949

why. if you dropped a piece of metal from a plane, would it blow up? no.

What?! A piece of metal does not have flamable jet fuel, and does not have the speed and mass of a full sized plane. It looked photoshopped because it was very intact, but I could easily be wrong.

Edit: Yes, the plane crash definatly happened. The reason it is not destroyed is it skidded off a runway, and did not crash land.

Sage · « **Reply #416 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Urjak;22954

What?! A piece of metal does not have flamable jet fuel, and does not have the speed and mass of a full sized plane. It looked photoshopped because it was very intact, but I could easily be wrong.

yes, but what causes the flammable jet fuel to explode?

Urjak · « **Reply #417 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:30:16 PM »

A spark from friction created when the plane scrapes on the ground. High temperatures or a poorly built fuel tank. I am not an expert, so I do not know the exact ways.

R0B0SH4RK · « **Reply #418 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Urjak;22912

I couldn't help but notice there was no Canadian Police Car.

Quote from: pyscolone;22943

Our cops are so badass that the government is considering making Tasers illegal because they kill too many criminals with them.

Somebody · « **Reply #419 on:** November 28, 2008, 07:12:18 AM »

When the plane hits the ground, the light aircraft aluminum bends and splits, releasing jet fuel, which is promptly ignited by a spark. If it slid off of a runway, I think that it happened.