Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211971 times)

ACAMS · « **Reply #380 on:** November 20, 2008, 04:44:42 PM »

I hate it, and the commercials PISSSSSSSSSSSSS me off.

Gigafrost · « **Reply #381 on:** November 20, 2008, 08:57:55 PM »

[random opinion]vh1 should burn in a neverending fire...[/random opinion]

Somebody · « **Reply #382 on:** November 20, 2008, 11:00:36 PM »

Too many pics to post, so just take the link

http://www.curiousread.com/2008/07/oops-weirdest-accidents.html

Good job drivers!

How the hell did ya do that?

Madiaba · « **Reply #383 on:** November 21, 2008, 06:27:37 AM »

Interesting pics.

Naryar · « **Reply #384 on:** November 21, 2008, 06:28:55 AM »

The most idiotic thing i've ever seen on this forum:

Quote from: Venko

And there is no excuse for you. You have birthday after 2 days so you are lion astrological sign and this explain some stuff why you act like this and think yourself for all mighty and all knowing and better and so... Lions do it...

EDIT: Also, what do you guys mean when you put a mouse trap in your sig?

Hydro · « **Reply #385 on:** November 21, 2008, 10:09:19 AM »

i'll take the cheese part...

Naryar · « **Reply #386 on:** November 21, 2008, 11:00:22 AM »

And get trapped. Good idea.

Gigafrost · « **Reply #387 on:** November 21, 2008, 04:13:23 PM »

You should link the cheese image to those "a zombie ate your brain" websites.

Titled: "Don't take the cheese."

Naryar · « **Reply #388 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:24:58 PM »

Reier · « **Reply #389 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:30:38 PM »

I sense Urjak running here at lightspeed...

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #390 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:33:19 PM »

Speaking of zombies reminded me of this:

Naryar · « **Reply #391 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:54:50 PM »

LOL SSG.

Anyways...

It can only be a black widow.

System32 · « **Reply #392 on:** November 21, 2008, 06:00:33 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #393 on:** November 22, 2008, 03:09:27 PM »

Madiaba · « **Reply #394 on:** November 22, 2008, 05:59:43 PM »

Wow, I wonder how it was delivered...

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #395 on:** November 23, 2008, 05:17:46 AM »

What? Its only one letter! It cant be that bad!

70 CUDA · « **Reply #396 on:** November 23, 2008, 01:14:32 PM »

LMAO SSG

Sorrow · « **Reply #397 on:** November 23, 2008, 02:44:07 PM »

It's a little-known fact that Admiral Ackbar, after retiring from military service, became a gynecologist.
One day, a concerned lady walked in. Ackbar did some tests, and told her to come back the next day for the results.
The next day, she walked in.
"What...what do I have?" she asked.

*Warning: Lame pun ahead*

"IT'S THE CLAP!"

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #398 on:** November 24, 2008, 01:58:58 PM »

Sage · « **Reply #399 on:** November 24, 2008, 03:31:17 PM »

that ones kinda lame.