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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1360 on: December 21, 2009, 11:59:38 AM »
BRB Elizabeth's mutated inbreed son.
Put this onto your signature if you were part of this crappy fad in '03.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1361 on: December 21, 2009, 06:02:10 PM »
In the Basement one it looks like theres a face in the stairs.0_o

And there's the creepy doll
that always follows you
It has a ruined eye
That's always open

And there's the creepy doll
that always follows you
It has a pretty mouth
To swallow you whole

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1362 on: December 21, 2009, 10:30:17 PM »
A quote from Tim allens book, Don't stand too close to a naked man.

 "I can't buy my wife anything without gems in it anymore. Oftem she tells me to buy her stuff that I'd want to see. "We've been married for years. Just use your instinct". So I bought her a bench grinder. That pissed her off"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1363 on: December 22, 2009, 11:30:34 PM »
I don't know if it is supposed to be a sad story, but this made me laugh out loud twice.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1364 on: December 23, 2009, 12:21:44 PM »
I burst out laughing at the end.
Any comments would be appreciated. :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1365 on: December 23, 2009, 04:54:28 PM »
I think she needs a bigger bat.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1367 on: December 24, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »
I don't like misty But it's Funny! xD

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1368 on: December 25, 2009, 04:04:44 AM »
Ragetoons #2 and #3 made me laugh.

Anyways, MOAR





Oh, and merry FFFFFUUUUUUUUUmas

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1369 on: December 25, 2009, 09:12:11 AM »
^^win

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1370 on: December 25, 2009, 09:20:34 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1371 on: December 25, 2009, 09:31:24 AM »
^^ WINNAR

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1372 on: December 25, 2009, 04:58:21 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1373 on: December 26, 2009, 06:56:38 AM »
Oh no you dih'en!*clicks fingers in a Z shape*
4 Brook moo moo moo moo moo moo how old was the movie food for Louis Missouri man hustle full moon eager for blow blow

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1374 on: December 26, 2009, 10:08:09 AM »
OK, one, it's a "Z FORMaTIOn." Two, unless you are a twelve year old girl, that kind of thing is unacceptable.
You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1375 on: December 26, 2009, 10:13:13 AM »
Hahaha. We do that to piss our female classmates off when they interrupt our conversations. Works like a charm. XD
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1376 on: December 27, 2009, 06:42:28 PM »



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1377 on: December 27, 2009, 07:12:12 PM »
okay, this is'nt that good but......
 
 
 
okay a blonde a brunnete and a redhead are driving in a car, suddenly, a car comes out of nowhere and the brunnete yells CAR!!!!!!! and grabs the wheel and dodges the car, next a plane comes out of nowhere and the redhead grabs the wheel and dodges the plane, next a truck comes down the road but noone sees it so then the blonde figures it out and thinks of something creative and yells
 
BOAT!!!!!!!
 

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1378 on: December 27, 2009, 07:35:52 PM »

I made this in like 5 minutes.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1379 on: December 27, 2009, 08:42:33 PM »
^^^ It would be better if you just used Rage instead of Dragon Rage. :P

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