Author Topic: Help on unblocking my ear (Read 1864 times)

FOTEPX · « **on:** December 18, 2010, 09:10:42 AM »

Hey guys, my right ear is blocked up with wax. I've tried all the guides online but nothing works. Anyone got any tips? (Other than see the doctor, I really don't wanna go out in -6 temperature)

Thyrus · « **Reply #1 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:12:28 AM »

I would suggest to cut of your ear but then you might go to the doctor

Badnik96 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:14:54 AM »

what the hell

Pwnator · « **Reply #3 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:15:30 AM »

If cotton buds didn't cut it, then something is really wrong with you.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #4 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:16:31 AM »

Honestly, everything in my right ear sounds either low-pitched or isn't there at all. Please help, man.

@Pwnator I read on a guide on the internet that cotton buds just push the wax deeper into your ear.

Pwnator · « **Reply #5 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:20:07 AM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:16:31 AM

@Pwnator I read on a guide on the internet that cotton buds just push the wax deeper into your ear.

Holy sh** it's that clumped up. O_O

No choice, bro. Doctor it is.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #6 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:21:31 AM »

*sigh*

Fine, fine, I'll search up where my nearest GP is...

Stagfish · « **Reply #7 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:31:58 AM »

I know a kid in my school who's ear wax is watery.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #8 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:33:12 AM »

I know a kid who doesn't care. His name is FOTEPX.

ACAMS · « **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:35:39 AM »

Try a firecracker.....an M-90 should do the trick.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:37:39 AM »

Ok...

*Sticks firecracker in ear and lights*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH GODAMNIT ACAMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *Runs around bleeding profusely from the head screaming like Ripper Roo's retarded cousin*

Naryar · « **Reply #11 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:40:59 AM »

Do you have a specialized pear-shaped water squirter ? Then wash your ear with warm water.

NFX · « **Reply #12 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:41:56 AM »

I'm inclined to agree with Nar. Warm water in the ear, or another moderate heat source to try and melt it somewhat.

Somebody · « **Reply #13 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:43:00 AM »

Sounds like IMO that you should see an Ear specialist.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:44:37 AM »

Quote from: ACAMS on December 18, 2010, 09:35:39 AM

Try a firecracker.....an M-90 should do the trick.

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Maybe so ACAMS, but I'd recommend using these-

I think they'll fit into his ears more easily at least

Naryar · « **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:46:31 AM »

I don't know if soap could help...

Wikipedia suggests warm olive oil. But keep it in your ear for some time.

ACAMS · « **Reply #16 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:48:13 AM »

powerrave · « **Reply #17 on:** December 18, 2010, 09:58:13 AM »

i had this once. went to docter. there it was all jetted out with warm-ish water. it felt funny and i was slightly dizzy afterwards... which i somehow liked.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2010, 10:33:05 AM »

Clean it out with a knife...

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2010, 10:37:29 AM »

Quote from: Enigma on December 18, 2010, 10:33:05 AM

Clean it out with a knife...

I think my cherry bombs are still the most effective method. If it works for Bomberman, it works for me.