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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
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Hey guys, my right ear is blocked up with wax. I've tried all the guides online but nothing works. Anyone got any tips? (Other than see the doctor, I really don't wanna go out in -6 temperature)
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I would suggest to cut of your ear but then you might go to the doctor
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what the hell
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If cotton buds didn't cut it, then something is really wrong with you.
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Honestly, everything in my right ear sounds either low-pitched or isn't there at all. Please help, man.
@Pwnator I read on a guide on the internet that cotton buds just push the wax deeper into your ear.
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@Pwnator I read on a guide on the internet that cotton buds just push the wax deeper into your ear.
Holy sh** it's that clumped up. O_O
No choice, bro. Doctor it is.
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*sigh*
Fine, fine, I'll search up where my nearest GP is...
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I know a kid in my school who's ear wax is watery.
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I know a kid who doesn't care. His name is FOTEPX.
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Try a firecracker.....an M-90 should do the trick.
(http://myfolderz.com/pics/m90.jpg)
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Ok...
*Sticks firecracker in ear and lights*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH GODAMNIT ACAMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *Runs around bleeding profusely from the head screaming like Ripper Roo's retarded cousin*
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Do you have a specialized pear-shaped water squirter ? Then wash your ear with warm water.
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I'm inclined to agree with Nar. Warm water in the ear, or another moderate heat source to try and melt it somewhat.
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Sounds like IMO that you should see an Ear specialist.
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Try a firecracker.....an M-90 should do the trick.
(http://myfolderz.com/pics/m90.jpg)
Maybe so ACAMS, but I'd recommend using these-
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/99769ChinaCherryBombCrackers.jpg)
I think they'll fit into his ears more easily at least :bigsmile:
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I don't know if soap could help...
Wikipedia suggests warm olive oil. But keep it in your ear for some time.
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(http://myfolderz.com/pics/earwaxremovalkit.jpg)
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i had this once. went to docter. there it was all jetted out with warm-ish water. it felt funny and i was slightly dizzy afterwards... which i somehow liked.
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Clean it out with a knife...
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Clean it out with a knife...
I think my cherry bombs are still the most effective method. If it works for Bomberman, it works for me.
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@ACAMS's pic: Yeah, the blue squirty thing is what i meant by a water squirter. I have no special solution to dissolve earwax, but do have a water squirter.
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The knife trick works alot better when the knife is sharp. Preferably double sided too.
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The knife trick works alot better when the knife is sharp. Preferably double sided too.
Trust me, Enigma. Eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of Death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and my very sharp pencil if you don't stop making me feel sick :dead:
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Huzzah for blackadder 3 reference :beer:
Anyway, try concentrated acid.
Or seriously, just try washing your ears properly in the future :p
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Have you tried covering your nose and mouth and blowing really hard? I think if you block off both your breathing airways it forecs the pressure out your ears.
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Try getting someone to shout into it really hard.
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HAHAHAHA......him and Sparkey could do that no problem.....nothing in the way.
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Use a screwdriver to put a hole through the wax (God this sounds so wrong), then use a sharp pointy object to pull it out
So yeah, it seems that this comment has been taken out of context
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Guys, I don't think sharp objects will have an effect. If anything, they'll be likely to cause even more damage.
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Use one of those squirty thingies that ACAMS posted. If that doesn't work you should see a doctor. Something like this happened to me when I was 6.
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:D
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FOTEPX ? Not taken seriously ? What a surprise
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Maybe if you snuck up on it...
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*cue weird images of FOTEPX chasing his ear*
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what the fuck
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Man, Ive had ear infection but thats nearly on par with it if it wont go out.
(bets 1 pound this gos in QOOC A.K.A the innuedo thread)
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I know what to do! Stay in the bath for half an hour then in the water use a cotton bud. It worked for me!
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No cotton buds push it IN.Doctor is needed.
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I know what to do! Stay in the bath for half an hour then in the water use a cotton bud. It worked for me!
So, if his is clogged with wax, shoving a cotton bud in it's going to get it out?
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I don't know about a cotton bud, but a Q-Tip will dig it out.
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Use a circular saw. There may be a bit of pain, though.
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or a chainsaw!
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or a chainsaw!
GTM is officialy starting to decay.
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If it's not been getting better as of lately, I'd recommend seeing a doctor about it.
Also, have you been getting earache as well?
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If it's not been getting better as of lately, I'd recommend seeing a doctor about it.
Also, have you been getting earache as well?
Do you swim? it could be swimmers ear?
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i had swimmers ear like 2 summers ago. was not fun.
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Maybe you will be this lucky.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/21/man-pearl-removed-ear-years/?test=latestnews (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/21/man-pearl-removed-ear-years/?test=latestnews)
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(http://musosguide.com/public_html/musos.wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/water_gun.jpg)
Simply point and pull the trigger. If that doesn't work, you can try this one instead.
(http://www.freewebs.com/dice_game/desert-eagle-01.jpg)
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^^ *Agrees*
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i had swimmers ear like 2 summers ago. was not fun.
me too. Agree.
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Same here. What a coincedence, I guess it was "swimmers year" huh!
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Same here. What a coincedence, I guess it was "swimmers year" huh!
Oh so very punny.
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I've been cranking out puns all gay!
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I've been cranking out puns all gay!
Now you just look silly sparkey.
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I have several ideas on this matter.
1. ear sex: http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ear-sex-the-ancient-art-of-giving-pleasure/ (http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ear-sex-the-ancient-art-of-giving-pleasure/)
2. genetically engineer / grow new ear:
(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mouse-human-ear.jpg)
3. hydrochloric acid
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