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Title: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
Hey guys, my right ear is blocked up with wax. I've tried all the guides online but nothing works. Anyone got any tips? (Other than see the doctor, I really don't wanna go out in -6 temperature)
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Thyrus on December 18, 2010, 09:12:28 AM
I would suggest to cut of your ear but then you might go to the doctor
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Badnik96 on December 18, 2010, 09:14:54 AM
what the hell
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Pwnator on December 18, 2010, 09:15:30 AM
If cotton buds didn't cut it, then something is really wrong with you.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:16:31 AM
Honestly, everything in my right ear sounds either low-pitched or isn't there at all. Please help, man.

@Pwnator I read on a guide on the internet that cotton buds just push the wax deeper into your ear.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Pwnator on December 18, 2010, 09:20:07 AM
@Pwnator I read on a guide on the internet that cotton buds just push the wax deeper into your ear.

Holy sh** it's that clumped up. O_O

No choice, bro. Doctor it is.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:21:31 AM
*sigh*

Fine, fine, I'll search up where my nearest GP is...
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Stagfish on December 18, 2010, 09:31:58 AM
I know a kid in my school who's ear wax is watery.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:33:12 AM
I know a kid who doesn't care. His name is FOTEPX.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: ACAMS on December 18, 2010, 09:35:39 AM
Try a firecracker.....an M-90 should do the trick.
 
 
(http://myfolderz.com/pics/m90.jpg)
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: FOTEPX on December 18, 2010, 09:37:39 AM
Ok...

*Sticks firecracker in ear and lights*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH GODAMNIT ACAMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *Runs around bleeding profusely from the head screaming like Ripper Roo's retarded cousin*
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Naryar on December 18, 2010, 09:40:59 AM
Do you have a specialized pear-shaped water squirter ? Then wash your ear with warm water.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: NFX on December 18, 2010, 09:41:56 AM
I'm inclined to agree with Nar. Warm water in the ear, or another moderate heat source to try and melt it somewhat.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Somebody on December 18, 2010, 09:43:00 AM
Sounds like IMO that you should see an Ear specialist.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 18, 2010, 09:44:37 AM
Try a firecracker.....an M-90 should do the trick.
 
 
(http://myfolderz.com/pics/m90.jpg)
Maybe so ACAMS, but I'd recommend using these-
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/99769ChinaCherryBombCrackers.jpg)
I think they'll fit into his ears more easily at least   :bigsmile:
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Naryar on December 18, 2010, 09:46:31 AM
I don't know if soap could help...

Wikipedia suggests warm olive oil. But keep it in your ear for some time.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: ACAMS on December 18, 2010, 09:48:13 AM
(http://myfolderz.com/pics/earwaxremovalkit.jpg)
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: powerrave on December 18, 2010, 09:58:13 AM
i had this once. went to docter. there it was all jetted out with warm-ish water. it felt funny and i was slightly dizzy afterwards... which i somehow liked.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Enigm@ on December 18, 2010, 10:33:05 AM
Clean it out with a knife...
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 18, 2010, 10:37:29 AM
Clean it out with a knife...
I think my cherry bombs are still the most effective method. If it works for Bomberman, it works for me.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Naryar on December 18, 2010, 10:42:07 AM
@ACAMS's pic: Yeah, the blue squirty thing is what i meant by a water squirter. I have no special solution to dissolve earwax, but do have a water squirter.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Enigm@ on December 18, 2010, 10:43:30 AM
The knife trick works alot better when the knife is sharp. Preferably double sided too.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 18, 2010, 10:45:19 AM
The knife trick works alot better when the knife is sharp. Preferably double sided too.
Trust me, Enigma. Eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of Death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and my very sharp pencil if you don't stop making me feel sick   :dead:
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Scorpion on December 18, 2010, 10:58:50 AM
Huzzah for blackadder 3 reference  :beer:

Anyway, try concentrated acid.
Or seriously, just try washing your ears properly in the future  :p
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on December 18, 2010, 12:06:39 PM
Have you tried covering your nose and mouth and blowing really hard?  I think if you block off both your breathing airways it forecs the pressure out your ears.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Zog on December 18, 2010, 12:14:54 PM
Try getting someone to shout into it really hard.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: ACAMS on December 18, 2010, 12:18:46 PM
HAHAHAHA......him and Sparkey could do that no problem.....nothing in the way.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Velocity EVO on December 18, 2010, 12:43:31 PM
Use a screwdriver to put a hole through the wax (God this sounds so wrong), then use a sharp pointy object to pull it out

So yeah, it seems that this comment has been taken out of context
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 18, 2010, 12:51:23 PM
Guys, I don't think sharp objects will have an effect. If anything, they'll be likely to cause even more damage.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Badnik96 on December 18, 2010, 01:02:39 PM
Use one of those squirty thingies that ACAMS posted. If that doesn't work you should see a doctor. Something like this happened to me when I was 6.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on December 18, 2010, 01:07:57 PM
:D
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Naryar on December 18, 2010, 01:40:30 PM
FOTEPX ? Not taken seriously ? What a surprise
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Zog on December 18, 2010, 01:55:28 PM
Maybe if you snuck up on it...
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Scorpion on December 18, 2010, 02:24:22 PM
*cue weird images of FOTEPX chasing his ear*
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Serge on December 19, 2010, 03:35:54 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Avalanche on December 21, 2010, 04:38:31 AM
Man, Ive had ear infection but thats nearly on par with it if it wont go out.
(bets 1 pound this gos in QOOC A.K.A the innuedo thread)
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Mouldy on December 21, 2010, 04:54:48 AM
I know what to do! Stay in the bath for half an hour then in the water use a cotton bud. It worked for me!
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Avalanche on December 21, 2010, 08:38:25 AM
No cotton buds push it IN.Doctor is needed.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: 090901 on December 21, 2010, 09:52:32 AM
I know what to do! Stay in the bath for half an hour then in the water use a cotton bud. It worked for me!
So, if his is clogged with wax, shoving a cotton bud in it's going to get it out?
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: ACAMS on December 21, 2010, 10:58:30 AM
I don't know about a cotton bud, but a Q-Tip will dig it out.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Zog on December 21, 2010, 11:07:06 AM
Use a circular saw. There may be a bit of pain, though.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Mouldy on December 21, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
or a chainsaw!

 
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 21, 2010, 02:57:58 PM
or a chainsaw!

 

GTM is officialy starting to decay.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 02:58:52 PM
If it's not been getting better as of lately, I'd recommend seeing a doctor about it.

Also, have you been getting earache as well?
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 21, 2010, 03:01:13 PM
If it's not been getting better as of lately, I'd recommend seeing a doctor about it.

Also, have you been getting earache as well?

Do you swim? it could be swimmers ear?
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Scrap Daddy on December 21, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
i had swimmers ear like 2 summers ago. was not fun.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: ACAMS on December 21, 2010, 06:40:52 PM
Maybe you will be this lucky.
 
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/21/man-pearl-removed-ear-years/?test=latestnews (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/21/man-pearl-removed-ear-years/?test=latestnews)
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: 123savethewhales on December 21, 2010, 07:19:35 PM
(http://musosguide.com/public_html/musos.wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/water_gun.jpg)

Simply point and pull the trigger.  If that doesn't work, you can try this one instead.

(http://www.freewebs.com/dice_game/desert-eagle-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: LiNcK on December 21, 2010, 07:23:12 PM
^^ *Agrees*
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Badnik96 on December 21, 2010, 07:55:43 PM
i had swimmers ear like 2 summers ago. was not fun.

me too. Agree.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 22, 2010, 04:43:52 AM
Same here. What a coincedence, I guess it was "swimmers year" huh!
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Naryar on December 22, 2010, 04:53:27 AM
Same here. What a coincedence, I guess it was "swimmers year" huh!

Oh so very punny.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 22, 2010, 04:56:02 AM
I've been cranking out puns all gay!


Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Naryar on December 22, 2010, 04:57:32 AM
I've been cranking out puns all gay!



Now you just look silly sparkey.
Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: HX_ on December 31, 2010, 12:07:01 AM
I have several ideas on this matter.

1. ear sex: http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ear-sex-the-ancient-art-of-giving-pleasure/ (http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ear-sex-the-ancient-art-of-giving-pleasure/)

2. genetically engineer / grow new ear:

(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mouse-human-ear.jpg)

3. hydrochloric acid

Title: Re: Help on unblocking my ear
Post by: Hydro on December 31, 2010, 12:14:57 AM
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