Author Topic: funny quotes (Read 3041 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:01:39 AM »

i found it funny. but then, alot of non-funny things amuse me...

Weirdo · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Naryar;31060

"Threads like this"

...that was a hell of a bump...

Naryar, your right!

"Your mouth moves only when someone's hand's up your arse."

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 20, 2009, 03:38:37 AM »

"You fail at failing. no thats not a double negative."
BUMPED.

Doomkiller · « **Reply #43 on:** July 20, 2009, 04:02:21 AM »

^^ stop it LRA2
" Don't read health books too much, you may die of a missprint."

System32 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 20, 2009, 06:26:07 AM »

"Relax Hawking, Go for a walk... err, I mean... *Cough* Watch TV! Robot wars is on, you like that don't you?"
--Ricky Gervais on geniuses in GTA 4.

JoeBlo · « **Reply #45 on:** July 20, 2009, 06:35:40 AM »

"my computer beat me at chess but it was no match at kick boxing"

"flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing"

Doomkiller · « **Reply #46 on:** July 20, 2009, 06:37:12 AM »

" Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

trumpetguy · « **Reply #47 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:23:15 PM »

Read the quote in my sig

Weirdo · « **Reply #48 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:27:57 PM »

"That car is unique in every way. Except for the car in front which is identical."

"There is absolutly nothing wrong with the car... except its on fire."

Ahh, good ol' Murray Walker.

trumpetguy · « **Reply #49 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:43:35 PM »

"The second your not learning, your dead"

Somebody · « **Reply #50 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:42:39 PM »

"THE END...of LRA2, that is!"

(for 2 days)

Best. Quote. Evah.

So glad to see the living epicfail01 obliterated

Hydro · « **Reply #51 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:28:45 PM »

Hmm. I like these quotes.

"In Soviet Russia... COUCH SIT ON YOU!"

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #52 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:37:43 PM »

" 'If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.' Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."

Hydro · « **Reply #53 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:42:42 PM »

I remember that one.

"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a crisp?"

GameKing3 · « **Reply #54 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:21:43 PM »

I got this from someone on this forum, and i honestly cant remember who. *98% of Americans yell oh sh** before they slid into a ditch, the other 2% are from Texas and they yell hold my beer and watch this sh**.*

Pwnator · « **Reply #55 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:22:34 PM »

Probably ACAMS. XD

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #56 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:00:14 PM »

"The world could be compared to a burnt Steak: Small, Tough, and the Chips are always stacked against it"

"Suicide may be a great hobby, but I wouldn't do it for a living"

Hydro · « **Reply #57 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:14:14 PM »

"Maybe I'll go the way of the old John and find a new John to become John." -John

JoeBlo · « **Reply #58 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:51:16 PM »

"I plan to live forever... so far so good"

"This necklace represents our friendship.... that's why its so small and fragile"

:-D

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:20:22 AM »

StarFox93, Why do you make so many time BUMPS!?