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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: Hydro on September 04, 2008, 06:45:52 PM
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post any funny quotes you have here :grin::grin::grin::grin:
ex: "Only boring people get bored."
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"I DON'T DOUBLE POST"
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please dont make fun of me its hard enough being overweight
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"I DON'T DOUBLE POST"
ROTF. Awesome...body (ok, i agree, this one sucked)
It's like one of Iron Spaghetti's previews: either this thread is going to own, or it's going to fail. Hard.
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OK, ok, back on topic :
"In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times. "
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I went through Finishing School in 1 day. After classes ended that day, they told me "You are finished!"
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"The oil companies need a hug"
-Goose
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please dont make fun of me its hard enough being overweight
I'm sorry, but you should know that it is all in good fun. Don't worry, I am overweight too, so I know what that is like.
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ah. no problem. yesterday was EXHAUSTING. i was kind of, uh, dilerious.
"Why didn't noah swat those two flies?"
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"Nobody is hurting me! nobody is trying to kill me!"
"If nobody is hurting you, shut up and go back to bed!"
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"if you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything."
see you guys later gotta go to school. unfortunately...
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My ass has finally decided to eat...MY HAND!
*Fwoomp*
It HUNGERS...for MORE!
*Gets sucked into his own rear*
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"If you dont first succeed, you fail."
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"A small piece of pr0n before going to bed is good for your sleep"
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"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"
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Hmmm....
Nothing?
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"my mind dosen't just wander... sometimes it leaves completely."
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5/4 people don't understand fractions.
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"There are 3 kinds of people: People who can count, and people who can't."
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Nice ones, both of you.
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There are 10 people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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There are 10 people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.
who said that?
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the problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present - bill watterson
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Going against the flow may be a little more work, but at least you don't constantly live in your own poop.
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"Dinner."
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"Anything worth doing is worth doing tomorrow."
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"Procrastination Man will save the day...tomorrow"
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"GA GA BU ZO MEU"
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Change IS inevitable,... except from vending machines.
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"...so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restraunt..."
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who said that?
I just copypasta'd some guys sig.
"I have prefect spilling and grammer."
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"And when he gets to heaven, to St. Peter he will tell: "One more soilder reporting, sir, I've served my time in hell."
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"Also, dont mix stock and DSL. It's like mixing baking power and vinegar. Ok, maybe that's a bad example because those volcano things are awesome."
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"Also, dont mix stock and DSL. It's like mixing baking power and vinegar. Ok, maybe that's a bad example because those volcano things are awesome."
yeah, they are.
"The whole unverse was in a dark, dank state and nearly 14 billion years ago..."
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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face."
"None of us is as dumb as all of us."
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."
"When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness."
"The early worm is for the birds."
Except for the tomato one, all of those are some of my favorites from Despair, Inc. demotivational posters.
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"I AM LARRY."
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"Threads like this"
...that was a hell of a bump...
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A penny saved is useless.
Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
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"'If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain.' Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
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"it's the 'Octomom' special! 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill!"
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I believe this is the "Funny" quotes thread hydro.
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i found it funny. but then, alot of non-funny things amuse me...
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"Threads like this"
...that was a hell of a bump...
Naryar, your right!
"Your mouth moves only when someone's hand's up your arse."
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"You fail at failing. no thats not a double negative."
BUMPED.
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^^ stop it LRA2
" Don't read health books too much, you may die of a missprint."
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"Relax Hawking, Go for a walk... err, I mean... *Cough* Watch TV! Robot wars is on, you like that don't you?"
--Ricky Gervais on geniuses in GTA 4.
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"my computer beat me at chess but it was no match at kick boxing"
"flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing"
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" Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
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Read the quote in my sig
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"That car is unique in every way. Except for the car in front which is identical."
"There is absolutly nothing wrong with the car... except its on fire."
Ahh, good ol' Murray Walker.
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"The second your not learning, your dead"
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"THE END...of LRA2, that is!"
(for 2 days)
Best. Quote. Evah.
So glad to see the living epicfail01 obliterated
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Hmm. I like these quotes.
"In Soviet Russia... COUCH SIT ON YOU!"
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" 'If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.' Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
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I remember that one.
"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a crisp?"
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I got this from someone on this forum, and i honestly cant remember who. *98% of Americans yell oh sh** before they slid into a ditch, the other 2% are from Texas and they yell hold my beer and watch this sh**.*
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Probably ACAMS. XD
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"The world could be compared to a burnt Steak: Small, Tough, and the Chips are always stacked against it"
"Suicide may be a great hobby, but I wouldn't do it for a living"
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"Maybe I'll go the way of the old John and find a new John to become John." -John
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"I plan to live forever... so far so good"
"This necklace represents our friendship.... that's why its so small and fragile"
:-D
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StarFox93, Why do you make so many time BUMPS!?
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StarFox93, Why do you make so many time BUMPS!?
It's GoldenFox93, man. And also, I'm sorry about the bumps, I'll mark them in future. However, I once heard that it's OK as long as it contributes to the discussion. If it doesn't, it's not. Besides, I do admittedly have a tendency not to look at post dates...I'll try to look in future, too.
On Topic:
"RELEASE THE BOGUS!"
Super Macho Man
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"Remember, the world owes you nothing. It was here first."
-The billboard at the car wash
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KORIUM ID HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU WERE FEMALE.
Is this good? xD
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"If ye lie with dogs, ye'll rise up with Fleas!"
"Me Sister hits 'arder than you, Boy!"
"FIGHTING'S LIKE BREATHIN', MAC!"
"Keep hittin' me, I LOVE IT!"
"WHAT'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT, MAC BOY?!"
"Ye've prob'ly got Cheeseburgers in them gloves, 'ave ye, Mac?!"
Aran Ryan
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i think war is a dangerous place.
- George Bush
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"Mah boi, this peace is what all true Warriors Strive For!"
King Harkinian