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Engrish Fail Quotes
« on: June 23, 2012, 04:20:37 PM »
It starts now...


Post quotes from other members in which you can't understand what the Hell they are trying to say. I have a sneaking suspicion that Gropaga quotes will become a trend...



Quote from: Gropaga on June 23, 2012, 07:06:53 AM
Fact:there is japanese lawyer became famous in means other than lawyer.



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Spheres going to space are inferior to spheres don't.
find out why I used this quote on youtube
Why?
Space trial or something like that


Do it. Do it now...
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 04:22:40 PM »
s0rry 1 d0n7 sp33k 3ng11sh

Yeah, something like that.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 04:31:56 PM »
[5:30:15 PM] Doctor Caffeine: dolam is not funny he makes ni sense **** dat neq meme
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 04:34:05 PM »
*points to ty4er's sig*
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 04:35:24 PM »
Our dear friend Jonzu's a veritable fountain of these  :approve:
Just one example-
Quote from: Jonzu95 on May 10, 2011, 01:28:42 PM
I dont care. I want to beat down those kind of small brats who mess up with me.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 04:54:57 PM »
Remember this guy?

Quote from: good10 on July 16, 2011, 08:44:42 AM
i going to the village i will be gone for a  time :DD :) so see a :D
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 04:58:47 PM »
this fail threda i dont like idea guys people hating on other cuase they can type welll it annoyys m  :vista: :vista: :vista:
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2012, 05:09:53 PM »
In A.D. 2101
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2012, 05:17:42 PM »
War was beginning.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2012, 05:54:08 PM »
What happen ?
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2012, 06:24:44 PM »
Someone set up us the bomb.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2012, 06:32:19 PM »
We get signal.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2012, 06:35:48 PM »
what!
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2012, 06:40:13 PM »
Main screen turn on.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2012, 06:46:18 PM »
It's you!
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2012, 06:48:12 PM »
How are you gentlemen!!
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2012, 06:55:26 PM »
All your base are belong to us.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2012, 07:05:10 PM »
What the is doodoo.
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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2012, 07:23:50 PM »
lel all ur base funi /b/ 4chan meme xDDD bro
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Engrish Fail Quotes
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2012, 07:25:56 PM »
Two of my friends are Chinese... I've got so many engrish quotes from them...
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