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Creepypasta Thread
« on: September 09, 2011, 07:32:13 PM »
Halloween is coming up...sort of. What other thread would I make?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/creepypasta

Basically viral horror stories. Some good sources if you're interested:

http://www.creepypasta.com/
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Meta
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/

The KYM page also gives some good places to start.

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Let's face it. I've played a LOT of horror games. Silent Hill, F.E.A.R., Amnesia: The Dark Descent, you name it, I've played it. However, only one game stands out to me as the absolute scariest game I have ever played. This is the kind of game that you'll have nightmares about a year after playing it. The kind of game you wouldn't even show to a person if you hated him.

I found the game up for download on an old, relatively inactive forum. You probably couldn't find it you tried. I still don't remember the name of it. The forum only got a few posts per day, isolated from the rest of the Internet...and I hope it stays that way. There seemed to be an odd cult around the forum following the game. To see what it was all about, I easily found a download link and started the game up.

The game started out with a grey and somber menu screen with poor lighting, and a dirty metallic background. To start, it seemed that I had to create a customizable character. Now, the most prominent part of the game at this point that stood out was the music...if it can so be called. Strange banging sounds were in the background - it was more like random noises than music. Unnatural drilling sounds and heavy hammers could be heard every so often.

Anyway, my character could be equipped with a variety of cool weapons: axes, saws, swords...yeah, pretty cool. Unfortunately the game did not let me equip any of them, and I assumed you had to unlock them by progressing in the game. I guess I had to start from square one...no cool stuff on my character, but at least I got to give him a nice red-themed appearance. I started what appeared to be the first level...the game didn't really give many directions. Now that I think about it, did it give any at all?

Anyway, my character started in a dark chamber with dull grey walls and no windows...felt like a torture chamber, really. Wait, torture chamber? Oh God, is that what those drilling and hammering sounds were...? This was where I realized that something was DEFINITELY wrong here. It was not your ordinary video game. There was a giant mechanical skull laughing maniacally affixed high up on a wall...I was really disturbed at this point in the game and wished that I'd stopped playing. But some odd impulse in me drove me to keep going. It was presented in a first person perspective, and some kind of terror machine with a HUGE axe attached faced me across the chamber. There was distorted screaming in the background...was it getting louder? But I couldn't move. None of the buttons did anything. All the while the machine raced toward me, and all I could do was watch as it hammered the axe down on my character.

Seeing that axe digging deep into my character's flesh as it slammed down was horrifying. My character could do nothing as it was savagely destroyed by the giant weapon in the dark chamber that just kept hitting, controlled by a supernatural power. Then, suddenly, my character, now battered, broken and likely near dead, was ELECTROCUTED as if what it hadn't already suffered was enough. After another hit from the sharp axe, it was electrocuted another time and started having spasms all over the chamber, being slammed into the walls over and over again - hard, through some unknown force. The screaming in the background was now ear-piercing and my ears were ringing, but I could not summon the will to turn off the speakers, too scared to move. The screen turned black for about three seconds, then flashed back to my character, battered and broken, to be electrocuted one last time, finishing the job. It was definitely dead.

The game, as like to call it, "The Torture Chamber" was obviously made by some sick-minded **** who just wanted to have fun scaring some victims. I still have nightmares about being battered to death by that monstrous axe. Search at your own discretion, but if you dare play it...remember the name "Robot Arena 2".

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I wrote that in like 40 minutes, haha. Now for a real one:

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You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow holding a kitchen knife. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you. You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now. You then drop the phone in shock.
 
There are no footprints in the snow. It's his reflection.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2011, 07:36:51 PM »
gtm creepypasta go
« Last Edit: December 10, 2012, 05:45:08 PM by Mr. AwesumSauce »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2011, 08:25:14 PM »
Also, someone needs to make a GTM Creepypasta.

I write horror stories, did anyone read that Harry Potter one I did way back?

Neways, I'll write a horror story on either GTM or DSL, IF...

Somebody finds me this creepypasta I read a while back... I was an Animal Crossing one, it involved some girl's eye falling out, you going nuts about those weird statues, wearing bunny ears, Resetti, Nook and Slider being the only ones on your side...

It was actually a REALLY good read.


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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »
Also, someone needs to make a GTM Creepypasta.

I write horror stories, did anyone read that Harry Potter one I did way back?

Neways, I'll write a horror story on either GTM or DSL, IF...

Somebody finds me this creepypasta I read a while back... It was an Animal Crossing one, it involved some girl's eye falling out, you going nuts about those weird statues, wearing bunny ears, Resetti, Nook and Slider being the only ones on your side...

It was actually a REALLY good read.
Was it this one?: http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2011, 09:12:29 PM »
I'm surprised Preytor hasn't found this thread yet.
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 09:20:23 PM »
I'm surprised Preytor hasn't found this thread yet.

I have, been readin stories since this popped up. I want more info on this Slenderman character.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 09:23:07 PM »
I'm surprised Preytor hasn't found this thread yet.

I have, been readin stories since this popped up. I want more info on this Slenderman character.

Watch the Clips on Youtube. Search Slenderman clips, and make sure you have 3 hours to burn. And some tissues.


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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 09:23:36 PM »
Also, someone needs to make a GTM Creepypasta.

I write horror stories, did anyone read that Harry Potter one I did way back?

Neways, I'll write a horror story on either GTM or DSL, IF...

Somebody finds me this creepypasta I read a while back... It was an Animal Crossing one, it involved some girl's eye falling out, you going nuts about those weird statues, wearing bunny ears, Resetti, Nook and Slider being the only ones on your side...

It was actually a REALLY good read.
Was it this one?: http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/

You got it.


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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 09:25:22 PM »
I want more info on this Slenderman character.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlenderManMythos
Also, someone needs to make a GTM Creepypasta.

I write horror stories, did anyone read that Harry Potter one I did way back?

Neways, I'll write a horror story on either GTM or DSL, IF...

Somebody finds me this creepypasta I read a while back... It was an Animal Crossing one, it involved some girl's eye falling out, you going nuts about those weird statues, wearing bunny ears, Resetti, Nook and Slider being the only ones on your side...

It was actually a REALLY good read.
Was it this one?: http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/

You got it.
:D
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 09:27:09 PM »
I'm surprised Preytor hasn't found this thread yet.

I have, been readin stories since this popped up. I want more info on this Slenderman character.

Watch the Clips on Youtube. Search Slenderman clips, and make sure you have 3 hours to burn. And some tissues.

Tissues?

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 10:33:00 PM »
DP

Read some more, like Jeff the Killer, the Tire Man, and the Cute Waitress.

My response to them:

Oh, that's all right, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 10:36:26 PM »
Lost Silver - Best Creepypasta ever.
Hi.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2011, 11:17:29 PM »
Lost Silver - Best Creepypasta ever.
I rather like this one. It even has music to go with it.



I met my best friend in elementary school. We had both brought our   Gameboys to school one day and sat together at lunch once we realized   what we had in common. I had Blue version and a Venausaur, he had Red   version and a Charizard. He and I battled whenever we could and became   great pals. As the years went on, we continued playing Pokemon, even   through high school. Throughout all of the Pokemon generations and   versions we went though, the battles never became dull.

As we   approached college, we had to go separate ways. We didn't speak much   after that; we had such busy lives to follow in college. I didn't think   we would ever regain the friendship we once had. Then, Pokemon Diamond   and Pearl were released in 2007 and we once again enjoyed our common   interest in the series. We battled and talked over Wi-Fi nearly every   day for a few weeks after its release.

My friend told me that he   planned to play through his old Red version again. Since it had been   about three months after the release of Diamond and Pearl, we didn't   play them as much as before. I asked him why he wanted to play that   dusty old cartridge, and he responded, "I don't know, maybe I'll find   something that no one has found before."

Despite my unwillingness   to run through my Blue version with him, he played his Red version   anyway. After he started his journey, I never talked to him again. About   three weeks later, I received a call from my friend's parents.

Even   though he never had any similar problems before, he died from what was   speculated to be an intense seizure. He was alone in his dorm room until   a roommate, who was unfortunately too late, found him lying on the   ground, lifeless, and strangely wearing his favorite headphones. I flew   out as soon as I could to attend his funeral. His roommate, who was   going to attend as well, informed me that just days before the incident   my friend was becoming obsessed with Lavender Town and its music. My   friend had aspired to become a sound engineer after graduating and had a   wide range of audio skills at his disposal. He could always hear quiet   sounds vividly while I failed to even recognize them at all.

As   soon as he rediscovered Lavender Town, he ripped its audio to his   computer and began experimenting with it. Interestingly, he bragged   about finding a rare rip of the music from the first distributed batch   of the Japanese-exclusive Green version. Not specifically referring to   the special Japanese version, he had told the roommate that, "The   frequencies in this song are different; they blend together in a special   way. But there's something missing. I think something was meant to be   mixed in, but it never could have worked on the Gameboy. It was so   limited in terms of sound bandwidth." I had the chance to go through his   laptop one last time, so I visited his Recent Items list. At the very   top read "lavender.wav". Along with a few photos of us together, I   copied this to my flash drive. Caught in my sadness over my best   friend's death, I ignored the audio file until a few weeks before   writing this. I somehow recently decided that I needed to retrace what   had happened.

Driven by my desire to know what caused his   untimely death, I opened the properties dialog box for the audio file,   without opening the file to listen to it. Within the comments section of   the metadata, he had written, "binaural tones, i added the necessary   frequencies, i know why lavender town sounds so sad, and i know the part   that was missing". Even eerier, I looked in his default audio program   (still without listening to the file) and found the playcount for this   file. One. I chatted with a sound enthusiast online in hope to decipher   these cryptic comments. He gave me some special software which would   analyze the audio in real time and said that was the most that could be   done. This video is a screen recording of me running the aforementioned   software with the original audio file. To this day I have not listened   to the actual audio, as I am too emotionally disturbed by my best   friend, Anthony's, death.
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 11:20:21 PM »
Lost Silver - Best Creepypasta ever.
[long wall of text]
Look at the first letter of each paragraph.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 11:26:16 PM »
Here have the sequel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdFZR1kWfLY&feature=related#ws

Defying my belief that this should be kept confidential, I will share   this in the sole interest of two individuals. My name is Ruben. I have   always been interested in subliminal techniques, regardless of the media   or way in which they are conveyed. However, I did not go looking for   this particular example. No, it found its way to me. It’s certainly no   coincidence that the move ‘Curse’ was introduced in Generation II with   the release of Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal versions.
 
  Often heard that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover? A sound should   not be judged by the way you hear it. There can be so much more, that   of which the single sense of hearing can not handle by itself. Sounds   are visual as well, despite what some may say. Any piece of music can   alter your state of mind and emotions. What else can sounds do? Maybe a   certain group of individuals set out to answer just that.
 
  New concepts were realized with version 1.0 of the Lavender Town music   released in early Pokemon Green and Red cartridges in Japan. There’s no   doubt that there was interest from the sound team to create an eerie   effect from special inflictions in the music, most notably the high   pitched frequencies which could only be heard by those with especially   acute hearing. Version 1.1 of the Lavender Town music soon replaced its   older counterpart in newer cartridges in order to avoid suspicions.   Perhaps enough data had been collected anyway.
 
  The person who posted the previous video was surprised to find that his   friend, Anthony, had developed a special way to retrieve the frequencies   that were lost when the developed music was redesigned in order to fit   within the limitations of the Game Boy. According to him, certain hints   were left in the music which encouraged him to develop a way to analyze   the sound and insert special tones which mimicked the original   intentions of the music. Although Anthony may have never realized this,   the tones which he added constructed unusual images within the sound   when combined with the original Pokemon music. These images had been   embedded into the music through certain methods of steganography. In   Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal, these images were waiting for their   key to be unlocked.
 
  Likewise, two sound files from the Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal   soundtrack fit together in an interesting way. One you are most likely   familiar with; the other you would have only heard if you had listened   to your radio while within the Ruins of Alph. These files can never be   played concurrently while playing the game. However, they can be while   using a computer.
 
  I am not the one who posted the previous video. I will refer to him as   Edwin from this point on. When he looked through Anthony’s laptop, he   copied more than an audio file and just a few pictures. Edwin found an   entire algorithm which Anthony had written which was able to reconstruct   the lost images within particular Pokemon sound files. Anthony had   created the sound file featured in the last video from this algorithm   and a generic binaural beat, which he had downloaded from the internet,   and many viewers/listeners have recognized.
 
  Subsequently after discovering Anthony’s creation (lavender.wav) and his   homemade algorithm, Edwin himself became obsessed with the oddness of   Lavender Town. Despite what he wrote in the previous video, he did not   lose interest. Edwin spent his time up until posting the last video   testing Anthony’s algorithm. He became quite familiar with it and tried   it on numerous sounds from the early Pokemon games. Eventually, he tried   combining the Ruins of Alph music with the erratic sounds that play on   the radio. After running this through Anthony’s algorithm, results even   more astounding than Anthony’s original discovery were found. The   outcome is this video.
 
  To my dismay, I am the “sound enthusiast” which Edwin mentioned in the   description of the last video. This is why I know so much of this ordeal   and have felt the need to write this description as well as post this   video. Edwin contacted me through the internet requesting help with the   lavender audio file, so I sent him a spectrogram program. He began to   send me more and more details about the problems he was facing as time   went on, and I grew to know him pretty well. Eventually, he sent me the   password to this account along with a terrifying note.
 
  “Even after researching the sounds which caused Anthony’s death for so   long, I still don’t feel better about it. It was my fault he died. If I   had just played through my Blue version with him, he wouldn’t have   become so interested in the Lavender Town stuff, we would have just kept   playing. He was my best friend, but I let him down. I wasn’t a true   friend. It’s like I hardly knew him anymore after we went our separate   ways. I can’t stand living with this burden.” He attached the audio file   playing in the video above as well as a password so I could access this   account. To say the least, I was baffled at the time. The day after the   previous video was posted, Edwin was found dead in his room,   astonishingly with no flesh wounds to be found. Had he figured out the   exact cause for Anthony’s seizure? Was it suicide? Both?
 
  Never did he mention any specific details about this audio file, other   than what has already been mentioned in this description. I didn’t want   to have to get involved further in this incident, but as I have already   stated, I feel like it is my obligation. I don’t, however, feel the need   to describe the occurrences that take place in this video. I will let   you decide for your own about that. Keep in  mind, though, that in the   game the scientists in the ruins claim that Unown communicate with radio   waves. What was constructed in place of the Pokemon Tower in Lavender?   The Kanto Radio Tower. I must let you know that this sound file was   created with Anthony’s algorithm with a binaural beat added in the   background. Do the Lavender Town theme and the Ruins of Alph music have   something in common? An accident? Something that could... drive someone   insane?
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2011, 11:27:41 PM »
Now it says:


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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 11:32:08 PM »
But it you DO listen, the whole thing becomes 20% creepier. And listen to the whole thing, there's...surprises.
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2011, 11:33:14 PM »
But it you DO listen, the whole thing becomes 20% creepier.

I'll listen to both tomorrow, as I kind of want to sleep tonight.

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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2011, 11:37:51 PM »
YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2011, 11:41:30 PM »
YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.
Well I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.