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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2011, 06:16:25 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2011, 06:32:00 PM »
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2011, 06:46:18 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2011, 07:59:27 PM »
tl;dr just die already and don't bother us with pointless creepypasta

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2011, 08:57:40 PM »
MOAR MLP CREEPYPASTA!!!
Man this needed an update. Anyways, Your local autistic idiot signing out.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2011, 03:09:38 AM »
Freez, You deserve a ban, EVEN THIS IS PLAYGROUND! That's sicker than the Cupcake fanfic. I have no idea have you wrote it, but I doubt it. Sick bastard.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2011, 03:26:00 AM »
This IS the Creepypasta Thread, and you did get a MASSIVE warning
So it's your own fault >.>
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2011, 03:30:29 AM »
This IS the Creepypasta Thread, and you did get a MASSIVE warning
So it's your own fault >.>
I still reported it.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2011, 03:43:12 AM »
Wrongly so, and you're going to get a backlash from doing so
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2011, 03:46:56 AM »
Scourge, things like that DOES NOT belong to GTM!

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2011, 03:53:24 AM »
Who are you to dictate that? Haven't you heard what a CREEPY PASTER is?

It's MEANT to be creepy, that's the whole idea. Creepypastas are supposed to follow the thread of scary stories told at campfires, often more severe.

The fact of the matter is, it had a warning, but you still read it. Your taking offence is nobody's fault but your own. It's not right to report someone because you feel offended.

"Nothing HAPPENS when you're offended! It's not like you go "I'm offended" and the world explodes, is it?"

Either way, I know ACAMS knows that that post was within the rules, therefore not worth reporting and CERTAINLY not worth a ban
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2011, 03:58:24 AM »
So you are telling me that you are defending the fanfic which includes offensive material.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2011, 04:01:49 AM »
"Nothing HAPPENS when you're offended! It's not like you go "I'm offended" and the world explodes, is it?"
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2011, 04:17:02 AM »
You never can't stop, don't you? If GK would reported it first, you would say nothing. You always want to brag me.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2011, 04:20:21 AM »
No, I would've got at anyone - heck, I'd've got at GoldenFox if he'd reported it

The fact that it was you makes no difference. You're just wanting to feel special by throwing that out.
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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2011, 04:26:13 AM »
Has anyone ever tried staring into a dark room/hallway from a well lite one, and keep repeating "There's nothing there" in the back of your head until you catch something move?  You never know when that's going to happen but when it does it should freak you out.

It sorta works in the same principle as "The Game".  The more you repeat "There's nothing there" the more your mind think there is something.  And once you see something once, it will never go away.

Apologize if anyone got permanently traumatized from this.

tl;dr just die already and don't bother us with pointless creepypasta

I KNOW NO FEAR, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE.
Looked into the mirror lately?  Who do you see?  Grumpy?  Wait someone else is there, is that, JONZU????  Wait WTF IS HE DOING HERE???

So remember kids, don't stare at the mirror for too long, you might start seeing things you aren't meant to see.

That said, if you don't fear anything, then just try my suggestion above.  You may also replace "dark room" with "mirror", or "the corner of your eyes".  As for me, I am too much a chicken to even try what I suggested, because I am so sure it will work.

BAH ! A creepypasta thread ? A stupid thing designed to make you FEAR situations that will never happen ? Weak spirits !

I   must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that   brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass   over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner   eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.   Only I will remain.
Sooooooooo Giggle at the ghostie. Guffaw   at the grossly. Crack up at the creepy. Whoop it up with the weepy.   Chortle at the kooky. Snortle at the spooky.   Andtellthatbigoldscaryfacetotakeahikeandleaveyoualoneandifhethinkshecanscareyouthenhesreallygotanotherthingcomingandtjeberyideaofsuchathinkjustmakesyouwanna   hahaha laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.
AWESOME.  Pinkie Pie's laughter will sure strike fear into Naryar's Grumpy Soul.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2011, 04:46:29 AM »
No, I would've got at anyone - heck, I'd've got at GoldenFox if he'd reported it

The fact that it was you makes no difference. You're just wanting to feel special by throwing that out.
No I don't. That kind of stuff doesn't belong to GTM.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2011, 04:50:42 AM »
Jonzu is complaining even though he was warned? That is like me going on DA, making an account that says I am 18, then finding the most gruesome image, viewing it, then complaining about how sick it is. Seriously, you should expect stuff like that in a creepypasta thread. Also, that said...


No I don't. That kind of stuff doesn't belong to GTM.

And pony porn does?
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Creepypasta Thread
« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2011, 05:00:11 AM »
Jonzu is complaining even though he was warned? That is like me going on DA, making an account that says I am 18, then finding the most gruesome image, viewing it, then complaining about how sick it is. Seriously, you should expect stuff like that in a creepypasta thread. Also, that said...


No I don't. That kind of stuff doesn't belong to GTM.

And pony porn does?

I have not posted Pony porn to GTM.