Author Topic: Christmas Carols/songs (Read 1271 times)

Preytor_4 · « **on:** November 29, 2010, 07:27:42 PM »

Post lyrics to songs sung around Christmas time and carols. And if they have a Youtube video post that too. I'll start.

Snow Miser song

I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
He's too much!
I never want to know a day
That's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, then Five, then let it freeze!
(brrrrrrrrrrr!)
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch,
Too much.
Too Much!

Heat Miser song

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much!
Thank you!
I never want to know a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred's a breeze!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
Sing it!
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
Too Much!

Video:

Noodle · « **Reply #1 on:** November 29, 2010, 07:31:57 PM »

The Snow Miser and Heat Miser musicals are pure gold. That entire movie is just awesome. They don't make stuff like that anymore.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2010, 07:32:47 PM »

I still own a copy of the movie on VHS.

kill343gs · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2010, 07:56:11 PM »

I hate you so much for this thread.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 29, 2010, 08:09:33 PM »

Why? *sniff sniff*

Scorpion · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2010, 03:19:33 AM »

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
The batmobile lost it's wheel
The joker ran away

yoda9726 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2010, 03:49:18 AM »

Christmas with the Devil
By Spinal Tap

"The elves are dressed in leather
and the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugarplums are rancid
and the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)

There's a demon in my belly
and a gremlin in my brain
there's someone up the chimney hole
and satan is his name

The rats ate all the presents
and the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
there'll be no Father Christmas
cuz it's evil's holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)

No bells in hell
No snow below
Silent Night
Violent Night.

So come all ye unfaithful
don't be left out in the cold
you don't need no invitation, no
your ticket is your soul.

The elves are dressed in leather
and the angels are in chains
the sugarplums are rancid
and the stockings are in flames."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl6L5sjRz2E&feature=related#

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2010, 11:48:40 AM »

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2010, 11:49:27 AM »

Vertigo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2010, 11:51:48 AM »

Scorpion · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2010, 11:57:37 AM »

Very excellent indeed

Little lost bot · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:06:32 PM »

Ok then lol

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:08:43 PM »

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 11:48:40 AM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

^WINNAR^

And you used my BFE the Turkey line, too

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:10:44 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on November 30, 2010, 02:08:43 PM

And you used my BFE the Turkey line, too

^That was my inspiration^, who wants to make a music vid now?

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:27:37 PM »

DP: Feel free to add more lines

Naryar · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:42:37 PM »

There's too much Fa la lala la la la

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:47:25 PM »

No, it is
Fa la la la la
laa laa laa laaaaaa
=8 la's

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:48:24 PM »

Noodle · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2010, 06:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 02:47:25 PM

No, it is
Fa la la la la
laa laa laa laaaaaa
=8 la's

No, it's fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 01, 2010, 08:43:01 PM »

Achmed the Dead Terrorist- Jingle Bombs (skip to 3:32 if you want just the song)

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

It's not funny!

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you