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Title: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on November 29, 2010, 07:27:42 PM
Post lyrics to songs sung around Christmas time and carols. And if they have a Youtube video post that too. I'll start.

Snow Miser song

I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
He's too much!
I never want to know a day
That's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, then Five, then let it freeze!
(brrrrrrrrrrr!)
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch,
Too much.
Too Much!



Heat Miser song

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much!
Thank you!
I never want to know a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred's a breeze!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
Sing it!
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
Too Much!


Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo#)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Noodle on November 29, 2010, 07:31:57 PM
The Snow Miser and Heat Miser musicals are pure gold.  That entire movie is just awesome.  They don't make stuff like that anymore.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on November 29, 2010, 07:32:47 PM
I still own a copy of the movie on VHS.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: kill343gs on November 29, 2010, 07:56:11 PM
I hate you so much for this thread.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on November 29, 2010, 08:09:33 PM
 :'(

Why? *sniff sniff*
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Scorpion on November 30, 2010, 03:19:33 AM
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
The batmobile lost it's wheel
The joker ran away
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: yoda9726 on November 30, 2010, 03:49:18 AM
Christmas with the Devil
By Spinal Tap
 
"The elves are dressed in leather
and the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugarplums are rancid
and the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
 
There's a demon in my belly
and a gremlin in my brain
there's someone up the chimney hole
and satan is his name
 
The rats ate all the presents
and the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
there'll be no Father Christmas
cuz it's evil's holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)
 
No bells in hell
No snow below
Silent Night
Violent Night.
 
So come all ye unfaithful
don't be left out in the cold
you don't need no invitation, no
your ticket is your soul.
 
The elves are dressed in leather
and the angels are in chains
the sugarplums are rancid
and the stockings are in flames."
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl6L5sjRz2E&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl6L5sjRz2E&feature=related#)
 
 
 
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 11:48:40 AM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Gazea2 on November 30, 2010, 11:49:27 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Vertigo on November 30, 2010, 11:51:48 AM
XD
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Scorpion on November 30, 2010, 11:57:37 AM
Very excellent indeed  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Little lost bot on November 30, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
Ok then lol
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: GoldenFox93 on November 30, 2010, 02:08:43 PM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
^WINNAR^
 
And you used my BFE the Turkey line, too   :approve:
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
And you used my BFE the Turkey line, too   :approve:
^That was my inspiration^, who wants to make a music vid now?
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
DP: Feel free to add more lines
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Naryar on November 30, 2010, 02:42:37 PM
There's too much Fa la lala la la la
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on November 30, 2010, 02:47:25 PM
No, it is
Fa la la la la
laa laa laa laaaaaa
=8 la's
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Meganerdbomb on November 30, 2010, 02:48:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujZsFOGT-Ko#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujZsFOGT-Ko#ws)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Noodle on November 30, 2010, 06:03:53 PM
No, it is
Fa la la la la
laa laa laa laaaaaa
=8 la's

No, it's fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI#)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 01, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist- Jingle Bombs (skip to 3:32 if you want just the song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxXhwxiaSI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxXhwxiaSI#)

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

It's not funny!

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on December 03, 2010, 09:38:16 PM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

GRW is finding funny pics of Dawn
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Avalanche is refering to WWE
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

GF93 is posting funny Youtube videos
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Preytor wishes he has a pet mantis
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

There I added more.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:41:10 PM
They don't rhyme. You, sir, have ruined the song. :nope:
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on December 03, 2010, 09:42:35 PM
They don't rhyme. You, sir, have ruined the song. :nope:
I know I suck at rhyming =P

Just trying to be funny.

I am better at finding funny pictures of Pokemon, Fails and more.

back on topic.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
I need somethin that rhymes with rollin(g) that has to do with GTM.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Pwnator on December 03, 2010, 09:48:22 PM
I need somethin that rhymes with rollin(g) that has to do with GTM.

trolling :coolface
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:49:32 PM
Who could be the troll?  :confused:
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: S.T.C. on December 03, 2010, 09:51:27 PM
Enigma, MKB, me :coolface
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:52:52 PM
Thanks *goes to add*
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 09:54:32 PM

BFE the Christmas Turkey ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
ACAMS stole all the beef jerky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Nary's cake is full of razors,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
FB's made some compact lasers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Enigma's Trolling, Sparkey's crazy ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
LLB's lost and Jonzu's lazy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Reier came back after leaving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
CUDA's drunk, he might stop breathing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Backlash made the final deadline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All are merry, 'cept for Redline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

JB's skinned a new arena,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
But Clicks designs are even meaner,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

MKB found out he's trollin
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
SotG's head is rollin
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Naryar on December 03, 2010, 10:12:39 PM
SotG's head is rollin

+respect for that only rhyme
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Preytor_4 on December 03, 2010, 10:16:25 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Velocity EVO on December 04, 2010, 10:53:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj9A0bSaxLI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj9A0bSaxLI#)


NUFF SAID!!
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: SpyGuy on December 09, 2010, 08:29:01 PM
THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" - Bob Rivers, Twisted Christmas

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned,
and found the place was occupied
by two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?

The restroom door said "Gentlemen."
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
Waht could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
and I would like to find
the crummy little creep
who had the nerve to switch the signs.
because I have two black eyes
and one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy -
Boy oh boy!
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: G.K. on December 13, 2010, 12:30:39 PM
I'm in a carol service tonight. So is osiriss2.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: CaptainUseless on December 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM
Deck the boards with trolls and spammers
Trollololololololol
Turns out they are double accounters
Trollololololololol

ACAMS uses his Ban Hammer
Trollololololololol
OMG a one week ban
Trollololololololol

Now Sypher is flaming
Trollololololololol
N00b bashing will ensue
Trollololololololol

Surely the thread will be locked
Trollololololololol
Time to go to the GCT thread
Trollololololololol

People will surely rick roll
Trollololololololol
I am talking about FOTEPX
Trollololololololol

I think I'll start a showcase
Trollololololololol
Oops, I suck at Robot Arena
Trollololololololol

Now ACAMS is being racist
Trollololololololol
But are we are all used to it
Trollololololololol

I think I'll make another robot
Trollololololololol
I think it needs MOAR RAZORS
Trollololololololol
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on December 13, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Rythym and rhyme need work.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: CaptainUseless on December 13, 2010, 01:07:23 PM
It sorta works if you extend the "o"s and "a"s etc.
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: frezal on December 13, 2010, 06:19:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QuMA8oGOc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QuMA8oGOc#ws)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: SpyGuy on December 17, 2010, 09:28:49 PM
Bob Rivers, "Wreck The Malls"

Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa la la la la la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa la la la la la la la la
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa la la la la la la la la
Your checkbook now has nothing in it
Fa la la la la la la la la

Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drive through K-Mart on his Harley
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tamper with their music system
Fa la la la la la la la la
Trade something for Twisted Sister
Fa la la la la la la la la

Wreck the pet store, do some damage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Send the beagles on on a rampage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Acting in an uncouth manner
Fa la la la la la la la la
Drop your pants and moon at Santa
Fa la la la la la la la la
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: frezal on December 19, 2010, 08:34:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYr8RNzbHVw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYr8RNzbHVw#ws)
Title: Re: Christmas Carols/songs
Post by: Scorpion on December 21, 2010, 04:14:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssAMiTLVLZg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssAMiTLVLZg#)