YOU!!!
So where you goin'? Huh? Lemme ask you something. What did you just do?
Yeah, I'm talkin to you!
What do I mean? What do I mean?
You tryin' to be
FUNNY?
Resetting! I'm talkin' about YOU resetting the game!
Listen to me, Melvin. You think you can fool me? You're foolin' yourself. It
ain't gonna happen.
See, it's like this, all right? Whenever you reset, there's this light in the
Reset Center that starts flashin'...
It's so bright it hurts my brain!
Now, don't get me wrong. I understand that you PEOPLE make mistakes. It's
genetic or somethin'.
Who knows? Maybe your finger slipped. I don't know and I don't care. What I
DO want is for you to do me a favor.
Yeah, do me a favor and answer this one question. Pray tell, is there a RESET
Button in your world?
There isn't, is there?
HUH?
Of course not. That would be stupid.
Not being able to do things over again? That's...called life, and you best get
used to it.
What? What was that? "It's just a game"? "Don't make such a big deal out of
it"?
THAT's what I'm talkin' about!
Your attitude! It
STINKS!
"It's just a game. Waaah!" What is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's
pathetic. You oughta be ashamed.
Huh? What's that? Speak up, you reset-happy cheater! You tellin' me you
never said that at all?
Hmph. All right. Maybe I had some dirt in my ears. Forget about it. Let's
move on.
Lemme just give you some examples of what I'm talkin' about, OK? And make sure
you
PAY ATTENTION!
Resetting over and over just to find an item or to erase an unfortunate
incident...? Sound familiar?
Melvin, this is just the kind of juvenile and disgustin' style of gameplay that
we want you to avoid.
Where's the satisfaction in cheatin' through life? Take everythin' as it
comes. In its own time. Enjoy it all.
That's noble. That's graceful. And it's a whole lot easier to do in this game
than it is in real life, lemme tell you!
Sigh.
I bet you're askin' yourself, "How much longer is this guy gonna go on?" You
are, aren't you? Huh?
Ahhh, whatever. Attention span of a flea, that's what you got. All this
jawin' tired me out, anyway.
I'm gonna let you go for now, anyway.
BUT you gotta promise me: no more. I'm serious here. Resetting is completely
OFF-LIMITS!
Oh, yeah, and one last thing:
Happy Birthday! 
You got it? Now...
SCRAM!
