Best quotes from robot combat shows

[freeziez]

Post any funny or interesting quotes you have heard on a robot combat show (Battlebots, Robot Wars, etc...).

[freeziez]

DP

Might as well put in some myself...

"It's the ugliest and slowest boat on the river, but hell, it's fun!"
-Robert Lawrence, builder of Mechavore

"It's a Wee-Willy-Wedgie hat!"
-Tim Green

"It pains me to have to say this, but I'm only doing my job!"
-Mark Beiro, Commentator, on the Bill Dwyer vs. Gary Coleman match

[GoldenFox93]

"And Scarab...looking like a birthday cake on wheels"
Jonathan Pearce during Scarab's S1 Gauntlet Run in RW

[JoeBlo]

I always liked

"Its just like window shopping isnt it?"
- Ian Lewis talking about the upcoming fight with Terrorhurtz

[freeziez]

"If robots wore hats, they'd look ridiculous!"
-Bill Dwyer

[Hydro]

Is it ok if I don't know the announcer's name?


"Will it open a can of worms in the arena tonight? Or will it be blown out like a candle in the wind?" That one announcer guy before a fight, talking about Kan-Opener.

[SteveM4]

"Firestorm, out of the arena, out of touch, and out of the final"

Jonathan Pierce S3 first OOTA by Chaos2 and in the world.

(Sig!)

[freeziez]

Is it ok if I don't know the announcer's name?

Yeah, all I care about is the quotes. It's just better with the announcer's name.

[Velocity EVO]

Bill Dwyer "If anyone calls me a Wyachi tool im taking him down"

[Hydro]

"Matilda. DIA - Destroyed in Action. RIP - Rust in Peace. DYWB - DO YOU WANNA BET?! Matilda will be back!"

[Velocity EVO]

"Vasum. Post lessum ha rum" JP tries to do latin on Vercingetorix's gauntlet run

[GoldenFox93]

"Matilda. DIA - Destroyed in Action. RIP - Rust in Peace. DYWB - DO YOU WANNA BET?! Matilda will be back!"

If I can be picky, it was actually this-
 
"Matilda, created at the dawn of Robot Wars, RIP. Rust in Peace....DIA, Destroyed in Action. DYWB, Do you wanna bet?!
 
Oh yes! The Matriarch of mayhem, the sister of slice-n-dice, the grandmother of Grinding Metal...WILL BE BACK!"

[SteveM4]

"George Francis will try and keep Chaos2 away form Matilda, and attacks Matilda now. What a horrible and ghastly sight she makes!"

JP on S3 grand final

[FOTEPX]

"I think there might be a tear for Bash..."

JP in Flipper Frenzy after Bash gets OWNED.

[Jonzu95]

"Granny is on fire! Sit and burn. Hahaha!"
- JP, Season 5, Axe Awe vs Granny's Revenge

[GoldenFox93]

"Made history in Series 3 of Robot Wars by flipping Firestorm out of the arena, the first
ever robot to do so...AND THERE THEY GO! The Steel Avenger, I thought that was the way it was gonna end"
J. Pearce commentating Chaos 2 flipping Steel Avenger OOTA.

[SteveM4]

"That came down with snow on it"
JP on WBC vs Axe Awe

"That came down with snow on it"
JP on Featherweight frenzy