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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: freeziez on August 20, 2010, 10:11:57 AM
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Post any funny or interesting quotes you have heard on a robot combat show (Battlebots, Robot Wars, etc...).
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DP
Might as well put in some myself...
"It's the ugliest and slowest boat on the river, but hell, it's fun!"
-Robert Lawrence, builder of Mechavore
"It's a Wee-Willy-Wedgie hat!"
-Tim Green
"It pains me to have to say this, but I'm only doing my job!"
-Mark Beiro, Commentator, on the Bill Dwyer vs. Gary Coleman match
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"And Scarab...looking like a birthday cake on wheels"
Jonathan Pearce during Scarab's S1 Gauntlet Run in RW
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I always liked
"Its just like window shopping isnt it?"
- Ian Lewis talking about the upcoming fight with Terrorhurtz
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"If robots wore hats, they'd look ridiculous!"
-Bill Dwyer
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Is it ok if I don't know the announcer's name?
"Will it open a can of worms in the arena tonight? Or will it be blown out like a candle in the wind?" That one announcer guy before a fight, talking about Kan-Opener.
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"Firestorm, out of the arena, out of touch, and out of the final"
Jonathan Pierce S3 first OOTA by Chaos2 and in the world.
(Sig!)
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Is it ok if I don't know the announcer's name?
Yeah, all I care about is the quotes. It's just better with the announcer's name.
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Bill Dwyer "If anyone calls me a Wyachi tool im taking him down"
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"Matilda. DIA - Destroyed in Action. RIP - Rust in Peace. DYWB - DO YOU WANNA BET?! Matilda will be back!"
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"Vasum. Post lessum ha rum" JP tries to do latin on Vercingetorix's gauntlet run
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"Matilda. DIA - Destroyed in Action. RIP - Rust in Peace. DYWB - DO YOU WANNA BET?! Matilda will be back!"
If I can be picky, it was actually this-
"Matilda, created at the dawn of Robot Wars, RIP. Rust in Peace....DIA, Destroyed in Action. DYWB, Do you wanna bet?!
Oh yes! The Matriarch of mayhem, the sister of slice-n-dice, the grandmother of Grinding Metal...WILL BE BACK!"
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"George Francis will try and keep Chaos2 away form Matilda, and attacks Matilda now. What a horrible and ghastly sight she makes!"
JP on S3 grand final
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"I think there might be a tear for Bash..."
JP in Flipper Frenzy after Bash gets OWNED.
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"Granny is on fire! Sit and burn. Hahaha!"
- JP, Season 5, Axe Awe vs Granny's Revenge
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"Made history in Series 3 of Robot Wars by flipping Firestorm out of the arena, the first
ever robot to do so...AND THERE THEY GO! The Steel Avenger, I thought that was the way it was gonna end"
J. Pearce commentating Chaos 2 flipping Steel Avenger OOTA.
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"That came down with snow on it"
JP on WBC vs Axe Awe
"That came down with snow on it"
JP on Featherweight frenzy