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absolutely cringeworthy
« on: November 11, 2013, 03:16:59 PM »


this is an accurate representation of middle schoolers, complete wiggerness and all.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2013, 03:57:24 PM »
Somehow I don't think someone younger than me got wasted and ****ed a virgin.
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2013, 04:02:02 PM »
Eh, with the seriousness of age ratings and what have you going down every single year for the past 50 (seriously helloface, over here you can legally pop your cherry, that is if the 199 in your username means 1999), I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's hazily trying to recount the events of what happened. I honestly wouldn't.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2013, 04:03:59 PM »
Also, they're all playing FPS because they have no game culture at all

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2013, 04:09:43 PM »
Eh, with the seriousness of age ratings and what have you going down every single year for the past 50 (seriously helloface, over here you can legally pop your cherry, that is if the 199 in your username means 1999), I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's hazily trying to recount the events of what happened. I honestly wouldn't.
History of my username
-Was created when I was 6 for my Hotwheels account named "Helloface"
-Later that Christmas named my Xbox account "helloface199", a combination of my Hotwheels account and my favourite monster truck at the time, Pastrana 199
-That's pretty much it.
But yeah, I was born in early 2000.
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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2013, 04:12:40 PM »
Haha they're playing Combat Arms.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2013, 04:13:26 PM »
this is cringeworthy:


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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2013, 04:26:00 PM »
Reminds me very much of this kid on TF2
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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2013, 04:34:20 PM »
i got a cringeworthy story

this one time in fifth grade i called this one black kid a dumb nigger whenever me and this other kid were talking in the bathroom and he came in RIGHT WHEN I DROPPED HIS NAME and called him that and then he ran out crying.

i felt awful for the rest of the year and TO THIS DAY i feel like sh** for doing that
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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2013, 04:59:04 PM »
this is cringeworthy:


you know whats weird about this? the guy shows that he is actually capable of drawing, but yet its a sort of hybrid between original animation (although it lacks many movements such as moving lips) and stolen footage from disney films.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2013, 05:13:23 PM »
this is cringeworthy:


you know whats weird about this? the guy shows that he is actually capable of drawing, but yet its a sort of hybrid between original animation (although it lacks many movements such as moving lips) and stolen footage from disney films.

there's a whole community of this.

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_Wiki

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2013, 05:16:49 PM »
this is cringeworthy:


you know whats weird about this? the guy shows that he is actually capable of drawing, but yet its a sort of hybrid between original animation (although it lacks many movements such as moving lips) and stolen footage from disney films.

there's a whole community of this.

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_Wiki
well yeah theres a niche community for everything. i'm sure the wiki couldn't possibly be that lar-
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2013, 05:23:38 PM »
Do they feel the need to include every disney character ever?  That story was like half introductions and half exposition.  And no shortage of Mary Sues

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2013, 05:24:35 PM »
Do they feel the need to include every disney character ever?  That story was like half introductions and half exposition.  And no shortage of Mary Sues

It must be pretty awkward to have like 30 characters in one scene at once

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2013, 07:26:11 PM »

The GBA ****er.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2013, 01:13:35 PM »
So this is what he does in his spare time after a foursome between a Game Boy, his dog, a Rainbow Dash plush and himself.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2013, 01:33:06 PM »
So this is what he does in his spare time after a foursome between a Game Boy, his dog, a Rainbow Dash plush and himself.
How did you guys infer all that from that review?

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2013, 03:18:08 PM »
looks like badnik

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2013, 03:22:41 PM »

The GBA ****er.
I'm tickled purple that "Genital viruses" was one of the related videos.

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Re: absolutely cringeworthy
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2013, 05:15:12 PM »
I can't link from mobile but look at his video called "heat a".

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